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 Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:08 pm
Lillian: The following contest is scheduled for one fall; and the winner will recieve one KAGILLION of their nation's currency from the loser! Introducing first...
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:13 pm
Money Money Money Money Moneeeyyyyyyy
Everybody's got a price
Everybody's gotta pay
Because the Million Dollar Man
ALWAYS
Gets his way
Iwin walked down the ramp to a chorus of boos.
Lillian: From Syracuse New York, weighing in at 248 pounds, Irwin R Schyster, IRS
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:16 pm
*Sumo by Jim Johnston hit as fuji walked down the ramp, throwing salt into the eyes of fans((THATSA LAWSUIT)).*
Lillian: From Osaka, Japan; and weighing in at....dust. Mr. Fuji!
*Fuji entered the ring and stared down his AMERICAN Opponent*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:17 pm
*Fuji locked up. He tried to slip his arm under and poke IRS in the eye*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:18 pm
IRS's specs blocked the poke! scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:19 pm
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*Fuji tried to BREAK IRS's glasses*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:20 pm
IRS's specs were broken. scream
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:20 pm
*Fuji NOW tried to poke IRS in the eye*
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:22 pm
Irwin was poked.
"GAH" gonk
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Todd Pettengill generated a random number between
1 and 2 ...
1!
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:23 pm
*Fuji tried to take IRS down by the arm and put him in a Cross Armbreaker*
-1-
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:24 pm
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Todd Pettengill rolled 1 4-sided dice:
2
Total: 2 (1-4)
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:25 pm
*Tries to increase teh pressure!*
-3-
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:26 pm
Irwin managed to yank his arm out[
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:26 pm
*Fuji got back to his feet.*
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