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 Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:37 pm
The rules are simple... One person names an episode (by official name!), and then the next person tries to name a quote from it. Example: Episode= Petergeist Quote: Tom Tucker: A bit of breaking news. A local family is forced out of their home by ghosts. Who are they gonna call? Diane Simmons (sighs): Ghostbusters, Tom. Tom Tucker: No, Diane. Their insurance company. That's just stupid what you said. Use this website for reference. Have fun!
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Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2007 4:31 pm
Episode= There's Something about Paulie
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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 8:48 pm
Quote:
Lois: Together we can do anything: face any foe, overcome any obstacle.
Peter: Yeah, climb any mountain, rent any video, dial any phone. And not just our phone, Lois, other people's phones. Decent phones, God-fearing phones, phones that everybody else gave up on, but we knew better because we were a team!
Brian: What the hell are you talking about?
Next Episode: Peterotica
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 12:08 pm
is that the one when peter has his own country?
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Posted: Mon Jul 09, 2007 1:04 pm
no. its the 1 where he makes erotic novels. you're thinking of Peteoria.
Quote: ...She was Mexican or some kind of Italian
Next Episode= Meet the Quagmires
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:51 pm
quote= Quagmire: Hey Lois, I'm ready for your pie. And you made dessert too, oh!
next episode= jungle love
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 4:01 pm
Chris: well, if your happy then im happy, because after all WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
nextepisode, perfect castaway
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2007 11:50 am
noones responding, so ill go again
Peter: Guy’s this is great, not only will I be able to put food on the table and pay all my bills, I’ll also be able to finance my Christmas album.
V/O: Sessions presents, a Peter Griffin Christmas. Featuring such standards as.
Peter: *mumbles* everybody, look at the snow in the yard.
V/O: And who could forget.
Peter: I brought these gifts for you, there up in my bum.
V/O: And everyone’s favorite.
Peter: La, la, la, la. La, la, la, la. Look at the bells, look at the bells.
Holy crap, here come Jesus and he doesn’t look to happy.
Merry Christmas Everyone.
next episode: Peter's got Woods
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:21 am
Brian: So, uh, where's your good buddy James Woods?
Peter: Eh, turns out he wasn't so good at catching stuff in his mouth. So where's your girlfriend?
Brian: Same problem.
Brian and Peter: Wooooaahh!! (They both laugh)
Next Episode: Sibling Rivalry
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:27 am
Peter: Well guys, my vasectomy is tomorrow.
Cleveland: You poor b*****d. After all, sex is pointless without potantcy.
Quagmire: That's right, you take the venom out of a cobra and what do you got? You got a...a belt.
next episode : petarded(my fav episode)
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:48 am
peter: Ok Guys Time for Paintball..
episode=PTV
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:03 pm
Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
Next Episode: Mr. Saturday Knight
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:23 pm
(hot girl on a horse exposes breast) Men in armor, including Peter, gets an erection. You can tell because of the ding noise in the knight suits. You can hear the ding from each guy. Then when it comes to Mort Goldman, He doesn't get an erection so he says, "Ding."
Wish i could have worded it better xp
Next Episode: Petopia
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Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 11:50 am
adam west:"well i've never seen anything like this according to this you aren't part of these united states...which means you're a communist!"
peter:"ah ah ah...can't touch me!....can't touch me j-j-j-j-just like the bad guy from lethal weapon 2 i got diplomatic immunity so hammer you can't sue i can write graffitti even jay walk in the street, i can riot and loot not give a hoot and touch your sister's (cencored for younger readers mrgreen ) can't touch me...can't touch me. can't touch me! stop peter time, i'm a big shot,there's no doubt,light a fire then pee it out don't like it? kiss my rump, just for a minute lets all do the bump...can't touch me yeah do the peter griffin bump can't touch me i'm presidential peter, interns think i'm hot, don't care if your handicapped i'll still p[ark in your spot i've been around the world, from harvard to back bay it's peter go peter i'm so peter yo peter let's see regus rap this way can't touch me...except for you...you can touch me"
next episode: patriot games
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Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2007 6:40 am
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