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 Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 10:51 pm
A small, fuzzy pink ball with a heart for a tail was bouncing along merrily, making muffled speaking noises and generally being rather chipper. Or, at least, as chipper as a fuzzy pink call can be.
"Could you stop BOUNCING?" Yzma wasn't in a mood to deal with this sort of merriment today.
Actually....
Yzma was never really in a mood for merriment.
"...Oh, don't start RHYMING at me. Bad enough I'm the only one who can hear you." She leapt up onto a bench, curling herself around and swatting at the offensive bunny ears which were still tied to her head.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:05 pm
Oddball skipped along happily, pausing occasionaly to make sure Cerberus was manuvering through the narrow streets alright. Seeing that her oversized puppy had decided a flat roof top was a fine vantage point, she decided to stop for a bit.
She rubbed at the spot that Dr. Crane had given her on her arm absently as she glanced about to figure out where she was. Then she spotted a kitty with bunny ears and a fluffy....thing.
Now, being a puppy, Oddball wasn't all that keen on cats. But fluffy things are generaly brilliant entertainment and cats and fluffy things tended to go paw and fluff. One of the oddities of the univers Oddball supposed. So she just barked and headed towards the bench where Yzma was.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:14 pm
Yzma licked her paw then...turned to spot the approaching dog.
"...Oh, nuts." Standing on her hind paws, she narrowed her eyes, raising her paws in a defensive little manner. "I warn you, I'm not one to be roughed up!"
Pretty Bit, however, bounded in Oddball's direction, making pleased humming noises. She had heard about a puppy at home - living with Jonathan Crane - and wondered if that's why Yzma was making a fuss.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:28 pm
Skidding to a halt, Oddball smiled and said, "Don't worry Kit-cat! I don't like the taste of cabbits and I'm sure Cerberus will think you're far to small to bother with." Figures the one time Oddball would appear any semblances of sane would be while interacting with a cat. Typcial puppy.
Turning her attention to the fluff ball, Oddball's tail started wagging energeticaly. "Fluffy thing!" she yipped happily as she opened her arms for Pretty Bit to jump into.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:32 pm
"As if I would let you eat me, anyhow!" Yzma crossed her front paws as if they were arms, sitting back on her fluffy, fat little haunches.
"Just wait until I RULE YOU...oh, don't bother with her. She's a useless chunk of fuzz that belongs to my...estranged brother." She wrinkled her nose bitterly, which was...
Very cute.
Pretty Bit, however, hopped happily into Oddball's arms, her tail wrapping lightly around her neck.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:39 pm
Oddball made a rude sound in the back of her throat and said, "The day I let a cat rule me is the day I give up my spots!" Then she turned her attention to the fluff in her arms. "Alright fluffy thing! Let's play a game!!"
Pausing, Oddball's attention drifted as she thought of a fun game to play.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:45 pm
Yzma jumped onto the back of the bench.
"YOU'LL SEE! YOU'LL ALL SEE! THE KINGDOM WILL BE MINE! AS SOON...AS...I..." She sighed. "...Get my opposable thumbs back. It's hard to rule with no thumbs."
The fuzzball wiggled happily in agreement, waiting to see what would be suggested.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:52 pm
Oddball flattened her ears against her head as Yzma ranted. "You know, you're awfully loud somtimes. Though thumbs can be usefull sometimes."
Perking her ears up, she smiled brightly and said, "Let's all play hide-and-go-seek! You don't need thumbs, or even hands for that matter to play!" Her tail wagged excitedly as she bounced in place.
"Oh yeah, I'm Oddball. What are your names?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:04 pm
"...Hide and seek INDEED - I can't believe you would even...oh, heck." Yzma hopped down onto the seat of the bench, tail waving in the air. "Why not? My name is Yzma, and...that...thing...is Pretty Bit."
A faint hum came from the fuzz, and it shook.
"...Sorry. Pretty Bit POPPLE."
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:29 pm
"Alright Yzma and Pretty Bit!" cheered Oddball happily as she gave Pretty Bit a boost from her arms. "You go hide and I'll count!"
Pausing to turn around, she called to the three headed canine that was thus far ignoring all life on the ground from it's roof top vantage point. "Cerberus! You stay put while I play with my new friends!!" she called.
Cerberus just gave a sort of sleep "woof" sound from all three heads, before shifting to a more comfortable position. All three secure in the knowledge that Oddball really couldn't get into much trouble in this part of town.
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