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 Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:38 pm
Does anyone want to play a game? Yeah...you do. The rules are to grant the wish of the post above yours, and then corrupting it by making an exception. Then making a wish of your own. Game on.
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Example: I wish I was cool.
Response: Granted. You're now cool, but you are now blind and in a wheelchair. Everyone treats you nicely just because you're disabled. Have fun!
I wish I had the powers of Superman!
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Here's my wish:
I wish my GM would give me another raise.
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:45 pm
Voila! You get your raise. And forty more years in a crappy job you don't like.
I want to see Across the Universe. Make it come out, already!
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:46 pm
Across the Universe has come out, but it's filled with so many gay stereo types it is disgusting.
I wish I would get my paycheck already.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:38 am
You receive your paycheck, however, more then half of it was taken out for taxes and social security that you won't receive down the road.
I wish I could find a decent car to buy for a decent price.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:07 am
You find a decent car, and buy it for a decent price. Sadly, it breaks down, and the repairs cost you two years of your income. You think about buying a new car, but find out that all of the decent cars are sold out. You end up paying for the repairs, but it drives you into horrible debt. You're forced to take out a loan to pay off your debt, but are unable to pay it back in time for the bank to seize property equivalent in value. Namely, your car. So you're left in debt to the bank and car-less. sweatdrop
I wish my manager would fall off a cliff.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 4:46 pm
[Bunny Luv] You find a decent car, and buy it for a decent price. Sadly, it breaks down, and the repairs cost you two years of your income. You think about buying a new car, but find out that all of the decent cars are sold out. You end up paying for the repairs, but it drives you into horrible debt. You're forced to take out a loan to pay off your debt, but are unable to pay it back in time for the bank to seize property equivalent in value. Namely, your car. So you're left in debt to the bank and car-less. sweatdrop
I wish my manager would fall off a cliff. He does, but it was at the company picnic while he was doing a three-legged race with you as his partner. You landed on the bottom, so you broke his fall. He only sustained minor cuts and bruises while you have to take unpaid medical leave to recover from your injuries. I wish to have complete creative control over a series on HBO.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 6:20 pm
You get to make your dream show, but the only people you can cast are Jamie Kennedy, Richard Simmons, Jay Lenno, Screech.
I wish the world would see that just because Eddie Van Halen can play fast doesn't mean he can play well or knows how to write music.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 9:23 am
Granted, but in two years he starts playing way better.
I wish to overcome my gigantic fear of spiders.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 11:47 am
You overcome your fear of spiders, but to such an extent that you go and pick up a Brown Recluse and inevitably get bitten. Ouch, that's a month in the hospital trying to overcome the fatal poison.
I wish I could finally drop down to 110 lbs.
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 1:34 pm
You finally drop down to 110 lbs, but only because you caught some third world disease that made your skin turn a greeny yellow and kept you bed ridden for a year. Losing all your muscles like that really drops the pounds, eh?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 10:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 9:23 am
Oh crap, I totally just stalled the entire game.
So I guess my wish is that I would be less akward.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:33 am
jwpandabear Oh crap, I totally just stalled the entire game. So I guess my wish is that I would be less akward. You are less akward, but the truth is, it is all in your head. The reality of your situations is that you are a crazy bag-lady who wanders around rambling incoherently in the streets of New York. I wish I had running water right now crying
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:15 am
You get running water- water of that of a newly created river irrigation system through your house. Hope you had flood insurance.
I wish I had a summer job.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:18 pm
I wish I had a summer job.
You get your summer job but it turns out the only available job is working a plumber, and guess what! My toilets backed up! HAVE FUN! XD
I wish I could play Jazz extremely well on my Trombone...
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