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Sorinchako

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:24 am


Or a nice slap! This is a conversation the two of us had during school lunch a while back. A girl at the next table turned down a guy who had a crush on her and this is what my friend had to say. Note: this is in school, meaning she's actually speaking this.

Me: Poor guy...
Her:OMG! He liked her! LOL! I pitty him.... J/K! Lawl.
Me: Hunh? (What the f... in my language) Speak english!
Her: GFY!

Transtation:
Her1: Oh my god! He liked her. Laugh out loud. I pitty him... Just kidding! Laugh out loud.
Her2: Go f... yourself!

Is it just me, or is 9 hours a night texting her friends affecting her brain
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:47 am


I pity her already-warped mind, if not so severely. sad

Natsuri


BlueBlythe

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 2:20 pm


Were did she learn this..............
PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:09 am


You need new friends. Sorry, but she told you to go ******** yourself. And she speaks in text-talk.

Venat the Undying


Sorinchako

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 11:41 am


King of Halla
You need new friends. Sorry, but she told you to go ******** yourself. And she speaks in text-talk.

Yeah, she and I aren't very close anymore because she got busted for stealing her father's Vicodin, which is the most potent pain killer known to mankind. That and she goes to New York every summer. I think the hours on the computer and the drugs might have melted her brain.
PostPosted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:24 pm


Sorinchako
King of Halla
You need new friends. Sorry, but she told you to go ******** yourself. And she speaks in text-talk.

Yeah, she and I aren't very close anymore because she got busted for stealing her father's Vicodin, which is the most potent pain killer known to mankind. That and she goes to New York every summer. I think the hours on the computer and the drugs might have melted her brain.


One could only hope she forgets her text-talking habit.

Venat the Undying


Sorinchako

PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:14 pm


King of Halla
Sorinchako
King of Halla
You need new friends. Sorry, but she told you to go ******** yourself. And she speaks in text-talk.

Yeah, she and I aren't very close anymore because she got busted for stealing her father's Vicodin, which is the most potent pain killer known to mankind. That and she goes to New York every summer. I think the hours on the computer and the drugs might have melted her brain.


One could only hope she forgets her text-talking habit.


No such luck. I talked to her on MySpace, and if anything it has gotten worse!
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:33 am


Sorinchako
King of Halla
Sorinchako
King of Halla
You need new friends. Sorry, but she told you to go ******** yourself. And she speaks in text-talk.

Yeah, she and I aren't very close anymore because she got busted for stealing her father's Vicodin, which is the most potent pain killer known to mankind. That and she goes to New York every summer. I think the hours on the computer and the drugs might have melted her brain.


One could only hope she forgets her text-talking habit.


No such luck. I talked to her on MySpace, and if anything it has gotten worse!
Haha,try disconnecting her from technology,no computer,no cellphone,or anything where she can practice her "Txt Talk" for a feek and try talking to her razz .

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Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:37 am


She is lost to us! Kill her. And give her head to Menegil to put in his shrine.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 10:10 am


Galadedrid Damodred
She is lost to us! Kill her. And give her head to Menegil to put in his shrine.


Good luck with that?

Venat the Undying


Sorinchako

PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:37 pm


King of Halla
Galadedrid Damodred
She is lost to us! Kill her. And give her head to Menegil to put in his shrine.


Good luck with that?


I don't think I should go THAT far... sweatdrop
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