If you can't say something nice...
I'm getting a hamster soon (belated birthday present) but I want to think of a name soon. So, here we are. You, PD, are charged with the task of naming my warm, fuzzy bundle of joy and lettuce. I don't know what it looks like yet, which makes it just THAT MUCH MORE FUN!
Here's how it works: Starting today, Thursday, start thinking up names for my hamster. The names MUST NOT start with an H. I MUST BE VERY CLEAR ON THIS. NO H. The names can be normal, but not something you'd associate with a hamster, like Phillip, pop-culture influenced, like Billy Crystal, or something you thought of completely off the top of your head, like Sally McJohnson of Troy IV. They can be extremely silly, or very deep and thought-provoking. On Sunday, all entries will be read by me. I pick the 10 I like the best, and YOU, PD, pick the top name. The names don't necessarily have to be gender-specific. Chances are I won't know the sex of the hamster unless I have to take it to the vet, so if you want to name a boy hamster Sue, hey, I'm fine with that. Better suits my stances, anyway.
You won't be asked to do this for free, oh no. The winner of the contest will recieve 5k in gold and a free Mimzy. 'Cuz rabbits are -kinda- like hamsters, aren't they?
Alright, boys 'n girls, get thinkin'!
Here's how it works: Starting today, Thursday, start thinking up names for my hamster. The names MUST NOT start with an H. I MUST BE VERY CLEAR ON THIS. NO H. The names can be normal, but not something you'd associate with a hamster, like Phillip, pop-culture influenced, like Billy Crystal, or something you thought of completely off the top of your head, like Sally McJohnson of Troy IV. They can be extremely silly, or very deep and thought-provoking. On Sunday, all entries will be read by me. I pick the 10 I like the best, and YOU, PD, pick the top name. The names don't necessarily have to be gender-specific. Chances are I won't know the sex of the hamster unless I have to take it to the vet, so if you want to name a boy hamster Sue, hey, I'm fine with that. Better suits my stances, anyway.
You won't be asked to do this for free, oh no. The winner of the contest will recieve 5k in gold and a free Mimzy. 'Cuz rabbits are -kinda- like hamsters, aren't they?
Alright, boys 'n girls, get thinkin'!
Don't say nutin' at all.

