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 Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:34 pm
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 7:53 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:42 pm
Very nice.....
This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose)
"The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat."
"Now shut up and swallow."
...feel free to use it as you wish.
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Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:43 pm
Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 2:01 pm
RANC!D_UN!CORNS Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man; If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Women; Oh really? I would put F and U together
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 1:00 pm
RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/ Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 2:39 pm
Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/ Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 8:19 pm
RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/ Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point.
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 5:32 pm
Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/ Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point. cumback?
I still don't get it
Whats does that mean?
&& how did you get that from what he said?
LOL
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Posted: Fri Jul 06, 2007 9:30 am
RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Very nice..... This is my ultimate come back for someone who uses a crappy comeback (or any comeback against me I 'spose) "The best comeback you have is at the back of your throat." "Now shut up and swallow." ...feel free to use it as you wish. Wait
I'm confused =/ Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point. cumback?
I still don't get it
Whats does that mean?
&& how did you get that from what he said?
LOL It's very perverted...I dunno if I should explain it..... just please, for the love of god, DON'T GOOGLE IT!!! O__O
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:23 am
Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point. cumback?
I still don't get it
Whats does that mean?
&& how did you get that from what he said?
LOL It's very perverted...I dunno if I should explain it..... just please, for the love of god, DON'T GOOGLE IT!!! O__O You saying that makes mne want to google it
So... here we go!
(BTW i would have never thought to google it so thanks =])
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Posted: Sun Jul 08, 2007 7:25 am
RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Confused about what? It's a VERY dirty joke. Maybe that's why you don't get it. Replace the 'o' in "comecack" with a 'u'. And take out the 'e' It's a play on words. I like doing that. ^__^ Cumcack?
I still don't get it Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point. cumback?
I still don't get it
Whats does that mean?
&& how did you get that from what he said?
LOL It's very perverted...I dunno if I should explain it..... just please, for the love of god, DON'T GOOGLE IT!!! O__O You saying that makes mne want to google it
So... here we go!
(BTW i would have never thought to google it so thanks =]) Its a p***y...? No.... *sigh* Fine. I shall explain. In that sentence, "c**" would mean a guy's sperm. So, the cumback would both refer to his lame comeback, and sperm at the back of the person's throat at the same time. Now re-read the whole diss up top again. Get it now?
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Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:56 pm
RANC!D_UN!CORNS RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo RANC!D_UN!CORNS Lord_Gneo Oops, spelling error. I meant "cumback" . Gross, I know. That's the point. cumback?
I still don't get it
Whats does that mean?
&& how did you get that from what he said?
LOL It's very perverted...I dunno if I should explain it..... just please, for the love of god, DON'T GOOGLE IT!!! O__O You saying that makes mne want to google it
So... here we go!
(BTW i would have never thought to google it so thanks =]) Its a p***y...? No.... *sigh* Fine. I shall explain. In that sentence, "c**" would mean a guy's sperm. So, the cumback would both refer to his lame comeback, and sperm at the back of the person's throat at the same time. Now re-read the whole diss up top again. Get it now? Ohhhhhh;;
I finally get it.
Thats a good one!
I'll make sure to use it sometime, haha...
Thanks :33
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