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 Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:23 pm
Exactly as it says, you're most creative and under-the-radar way to kill. Not just reserved to people, it can be "how I would secretly kill my neighbors annoying dog" or what have you.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:47 pm
Minerva- "Shoot them, of course....anything else is messy and a hassle, and I've only known one person who would deserve a death more elaborate....and even then I'd prefer just giving a decent bullet to his head and be done with it."
Ora-"Drain them of their humanity and strength of will, and then let them slowly die away, while forced into my service as a pathetic minion. Or drive them to kill themselves after a few well placed illusions that gave the impression they had slaughtered their loved ones....but these are just my favorites, and each death is an art, so it would be silly to paint the same picture for each and every person."
Erica- "Death is overrated...trust me. I'm probably with Min on this one, quick and efficient. Painless isn't necessary of course, but I hate dealing with the mess....and the screaming can be nerve racking if you have a headache."
Ruby-"sug, this whole topic is a little scary....but if I was forced to kill someone, it would usually be the result of me protectin' somethin' else, like Aaron, myself, or my angel."
ED--I would have to go after the Titus Andronicus method, make them into a meat pie and serve them to their loved ones. Death by Pie FTW!
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:49 pm
I just walk around the streets with a shotgun, blowing the crap out of every dog or other animal or ugly/annoying person i see.
Specially dogs.
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:58 pm
Arthur: Defeat a worthy adversary in a duel. Or crush a few unworthy adversaries with a horde of minions. And there was this one incident with a vending machine...
Spike: Before they kill me or my allies
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:46 pm
BD: Bomb in their bathroom. Detonator in the toilet handle. But if I wanted to stay under the radar, I'd probably go with poison.
Blitz: "A quick blow to the back of the head with a heavy blunt object."
Verve: "Stab'm in the kidneys."
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Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 5:04 pm
A.C.: The same way I always do when I'm not under the influence of a murderous rampage-style curse; mercy ********, then a shot to the head. The shot can be at different angles, of course.
Corellia: Quietly? So as not to be a'caught blood-handed? There mayhap be disease once called Plague, or Death... Resemble it does a less'n fatal thing...
AC: Can't say I've ever killed anyone. Normally I'd say rifle, being a decent shot with one, but that's not really quiet. Or untraceable. For that, I'll quote The Lovely Bones, even though I wasn't fond of the book..: An icicle is the best murder weapon, because it just melts away when you're done.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 1:44 am
Dunham method of killing #42:
Alcohol poisoning. This is attained by a special mushroom. This mushroom, the name of which I am not going to disclose, is found in central United States' forests, and is completely harmless. Eat one, eat ten, you'll be fine. However, eat one, then take a drink of beer, and fall over dead.
The mushroom drastically lowers the liver's ability to process alcohol temporarily, the effects generally lasting 24 hours. The mushroom does this to such an extent, that a glass of wine is now deadly.
For common drinkers, take them to a bar. For those who are less inclined to drink, merely cause them to eat it on New Year's Eve.
There are many ways to give them the mushroom without them knowing it, but I leave it to you all to discover them.
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Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 2:53 pm
Arch the Angel Dunham method of killing #42: Alcohol poisoning. This is attained by a special mushroom. This mushroom, the name of which I am not going to disclose, is found in central United States' forests, and is completely harmless. Eat one, eat ten, you'll be fine. However, eat one, then take a drink of beer, and fall over dead. The mushroom drastically lowers the liver's ability to process alcohol temporarily, the effects generally lasting 24 hours. The mushroom does this to such an extent, that a glass of wine is now deadly. For common drinkers, take them to a bar. For those who are less inclined to drink, merely cause them to eat it on New Year's Eve. There are many ways to give them the mushroom without them knowing it, but I leave it to you all to discover them.
Actually, if you're going to go that route, there's this type of cake called Death By Chocolate with a layer of chocolate liquor that is deliberately not baked with the rest of the cake in some restaurants, retaining the alchohol. Have something with that mushroom (whatever it is) in it as a main course, then serve the liquored Death By Chocolate for desert.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:35 am
A two-part poison. With the two parts being administered in two different places by two different people...neither of whom have any known connection to you or the victim.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:47 am
How would you arrange it, having no contact with the administrators?
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:11 pm
ArynChris How would you arrange it, having no contact with the administrators? I said no known connection. Someone paid cash to make a delivery...
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 12:12 pm
Or you can just inject someone with a syringe full of air...
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:04 am
Kinda want to go discreet. Makes it more fun when you get away with it. But then again, cars make great "trauma to face" weaponry.
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:58 am
*shrug* But yeah, none too subtle or anonymous. What I want to know is, how do you kill someone with lung cancer? Is it possible to deliberately give someone that? Successfully?
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 10:52 pm
ArynChris *shrug* But yeah, none too subtle or anonymous. What I want to know is, how do you kill someone with lung cancer? Is it possible to deliberately give someone that? Successfully? If you were Superman, you could totally give people cancer or whatever with your X-ray vision.
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