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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:49 pm
Captain's Log, Stardate 991.245 (Supplemental)...As we were patrolling through the Gamma quadrant we came across a most unusual star cluster. I decided it needed further exploration so I instruced Mr. Data and Mr. Crusher to go in for a closer look.
As we explored the cluster, we were unexpectedly sucked into a black hole which was hidden by the terelidium gasses generated by the stars. We are still in the black hole, and show no signs of coming out of it anytime in the near future, a phenomena which I did not know existed thus far.
Since we have been in here... it seems a certain kind of environment has started to be created on board the ship. The people I know and trust have began to act.. very strangely. Even Mr. Data, who is not influenced by emotions, has been displaying abnormal behavior.
I will endeavor to find our way out of this black hole and back to the Gamma quadrant as soon as possible. I fear my sanity depends on it.Welcome to Klingons on the Starboard Bow! This is an Alternative Universe Star Trek: The Next Generation RP. It is meant to be humorous and completely silly!
The Prime Directives: (the Rules)
1. Keep it clean, people. PG-13 Gaia clean, that is.
2. PM your character with a profile to w0man_1n_r3d to have it added to the Characters in Play list. You must be approved before you go a-posting.
3. Canon characters are fair game with approval as well as your own creations.
4. YOU CAN DIE especially if you're an ensign. Tread lightly on those Away-team missions! Just make a new character up.
5. Be kind. No spammy-flame-y, thanks. Take it to Chatterbocks.
6. OOC should go in the Guild OOC chat thread. Keep it in character here.
7. Speaking of in-character, do try to play your characters IN character - It is possible to have an all singing-all dancing Picard who is all Captain too. They did it in the series so it can be done - just bear that in mind.
8. I reserve the right to tell Diana, Duncan or Fluffy Wanderer to kicka-yo-butt out if you break-a da rules. Fair warning will be given, as will chances. Disobey at your own risk!
9. Have fun, despite all this. And remember - BOLDLY GO WHERE NO SANE PERSON HAS GONE BEFORE!
Table of Contents:
Post 1: Introduction/Rules Post 2: Ship Roster Post 3: Obscure Character Data Post 4: Guidelines for Play Post 5: RP News and RP Thanks Post 6: Art and Signature Files! Post 7: Battle Guidelines!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:05 pm
Ship Roster:
(CANON)
(not an exhaustive list, if there's a canon you want to play not here, please tell w0man_1n_r3d)
Captain Picard: Fluffy Wanderer Commander Riker: w0man_1n_r3d Lt. Data: Adam the Mythbuster Lt. Worf: Duncan Jester Deanna Troi: Diana OConnell Dr. Beverly Crusher: ********* LaForge: Jamie the Mythbuster Wesley Crusher: Tasha Yar: Lwaxanna Troi: Lore: w0man_1n_r3d Noonian Soong: Adam the Mythbuster Q: Ehrynha Miles O'Brien: Keiko O'Brien: Guinan: Dr. Kate Pulaski: Ensign Ro Laren: Lt. Torres: Borg Queen: Lt. Reg Barclay: Adam the Mythbuster Alexander Worf:
(Non Canon)
PM w0man_in_red with the following:
An Example Profile Name: Ima Gonnadie Rank: Ensign Race: Human Description: 5'9, brown hair, brown eyes, caucasian female. Background:Ima joined Starfleet to see the galaxy. After surviving her first Away Team mission, she thought she was safe. We'll see about that... Special Skills: Dodging Riker's gropes, Dodging Enemy Fire (thus far), Surviving 2 Away Team Missions unscathed.
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Meet Xaralax! Played by Diana OConnell Name: Xaralax Race: Bagerain Description: 7'11, jet black fur and green eyes, has a scar across her right eye. Her body buld is male,has a long tail, and her head is like that of a panther. Background:Xaralax has joined the ship as a resdent ambasoder on the Enterprise, born on a distant world, she grew up learning the skills she needed, despite the fact as a orphan she was seen as a none enity. Special Skills: Mellie weppon expert. Skilled at displomcy despite the fact she looks like the kind who would just bench press a Klingon.
Meet De'lok! Played by Duncan Jester Name: De'lok Species: Vulcan Age: ??? Hair: Black Eyes: Nonexistent. Bio: De'lok isa vulcan who defies the term "normal". Living amongst Bajorans most his life, he has never adopted fully the "clinical" mindset of his more mundan peers, isntead embracing life more fully, though he still does have a quick mind and powerful deductive skills. His blindness, a genetic disability never treated, seems to havbe not slowed him, as he is a master of five dance styles, good at chess, but, unfortunately, terrible at his favorite sport, karaoke.
Meet Fleur DePoitiers! Played by w0man_1n_r3d Name: Fleur DePoitiers (nickname: Red) Rank: Lieutenant (Engineering/Science) Race: Human (American born British/French) Description: 5'10, blonde wavy hair, green eyes. Background: After graduating with a PhD in robotic engineering, Fleur decided that she wanted to dedicate her life to intergalatic diplomacy and decided to go to Starfleet Academy. She found a natural home in the science and engineering departments and while she dreamed of working and learning more about the development of positronic systems, she ended up working on warp cores and transporters. Now, stuck in a job in the Engineering department, she hopes her next promotion will take her into the Science department, and more to the point, closer to Commander Data, of whom she is...very facinated about, to say the least. If it wasn't for the fact she was so shy, one day she might just talk to him. Special Skills: Can build and fix just about anything she puts her mind to. Other: She got her nickname because whenever she gets embarassed, her face turns beet Red, which is usually about five times a day, or whenever she sees Data.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:48 pm
Obscure Character Trivia:
From time to time, there will be canon character facts that will come into play.
As the ST fandom is so huge, no one person can possibly (reasonably) be expected to know everything about every character.
If an obscure fact or canon plot point about a character is going to play in a storyline, please PM woman_in_red so it can be posted here.An Example Data: Data once had an affair with Tasha Yar. He is, in fact, "Fully Functional"
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:05 pm
Some Guidelines:
Since we have a large amount of characters not yet assigned, and they will need to be played with, players can "adopt" them for actions, conversations and in-character posts. Don't go basing a whole storyline on a character not in play, however.Example 1: Riker: Beam us down, Miles. O'Brien beams the Away Team Down Example 2: Riker: Beverly, can you have a look at this for me? Crusher: Will! I'm not falling for that trick again! Riker: No! I shook hands with a Tervillian and now my hand has turned purple! Crusher: When will you ever learn, William Riker... Beverly rolls her eyes and puts on latex gloves before touching the filthy man.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:11 pm
RP News:
Got any news to share? PM w0man_1n_r3d and it will be posted here!
RP Thanks:
Thank you to Diana OConnell for inviting us and letting me start a new RP!
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:17 pm
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:20 pm
Battle Guidelines!
Being a Star Trek: The Next Generation role play, there will come a need at times to do battle against alien species, each other, etc.
Here are a few rules and guidelines covering those occurances.
1. No hit placing. Acceptable Technique Worf thrust his sword forward and swiped towards Lore's left arm. Unacceptable Technique Data fired the tricorder directly at Q's chest, killing him instantly. HOWEVER: This is not necessary for random footsoldiers of ANY SPECIES. This is OK Beverly fired into the group of approching Romulans and killed one of them. 2. The Tricorder settings (phase, stun, kill) must be stated in a post prior to usage.
3. In order to 'pad' out the crew, it is necessary for any group going down on an Away Tem to take an equal number of ensigns with them. Example (Riker and Data going on an Away team mission) Riker: "Ensign Locke, Ensign Brown, you're with me." 4. As true to Star Trek Canon, the ENSIGNS can get killed with no prior explanation or storyline, as a part of a greater battle sequence or as a plot device that leads to a clue. As a general rule, the lower the rank, the greater chance of death.Example: The Romulan fired, killing Ensign Smith instantly. He screamed as his body disintegrated. Riker shot the Romulan and he was killed. Example 2: All of a sudden, the side of the enterprise dissappeared, sucking Ensign Carter out of the hole and into space. 5. Canon characters are ONLY allowed to be killed with prior approval by w0man_1n_r3d. There must be pretty darn good circumstances for killing a canon character. However, woundings, maimings, maulings, non-fatal hits, torture and partial assimilation by the Borg are all ok.
Exception 1: All Non-Federation Enemy Canon characters can be killed or put out of play but these, as well, will need prior approval and a storyline constructed to explain it.
Exception 2: The Following Federation Characters are acceptable for killing but again, prior approval and a proper storyline will need to be used.
Wesley Crusher (just...because. But make sure the player who has Beverly Crusher agrees first.) Dr. Kate Pulaski (as she 'died' during TNG) Tasha Yar (as she 'died' during TNG)
These guidelines are VERY LIKELY to be amended as circumstances warrant, so check back here prior to engaging in battle. If they do change, however, notice will be given in w0man_1n_r3d's gameplay posts that they have done so.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:31 pm
That was the sixth one today, and Deanna was starting to fell one of thoughs headaches comeing on. It seemed that since comeing to this quadrent people had become a bit un henged. Her last apointment was claming that a pink fluffy bunny by the name of Mort, price of darkenss was telling her to steal everyones left boot. It was a struggle with Deanna herself, every so often she felt the urg to do something compleaty out of character, she needed cholcote and lots of it, that always made her fell better.
Checking her PADD Deanna saw she had no new adetions to her apoitments, so decided now would be a good time to go to Ten Forward, for her extra bost to get her through the day.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:36 pm
Commander William Riker strode through the halls of the ship like a man in control.
Shoes a'shining, red suit crisply pressed and ironed, beard trimmed and male-girdle firmly in place, he was lookin' ever so STYLIN'
It was time to go to Ten-Forward and scope out some hot Alien talent....
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:41 pm
Zaralax was once again in Ten-forward, it was an excelent place to learn about humans, as well as pick up on coversations, shifting just a bit Zaralax atempted to get more comfortable in her chair, something hard to do, since they had been desiged with some one smaller in mind, some one without a tail.
Dianna arived a short time latter, Ten-Fowrad was bussy, as it always was, the wait staff moving from place to place quickly as the filled the orders of the many difrant crew members.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:23 pm
Riker strode into Ten Forward and his eyes scanned the room, looking for a friendly face.
His eyes fell to Deanna Troi, eating one of her notorious chocolate sundaes and a smile broke over his face.
He walked up to her table, obscured from her site by the mountain of whipped cream until he was right up on her.
"Hel-lo there Deanna... a beautiful woman like you.. should not be forced to eat that alone.."
Sticking his finger in her sundae, he made sure she watched as he licked the whipped cream from his finger.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:28 pm
"That is considered rude you know." On a normal day Deanna would have be a bit nicer about the whole thing, but it had been a bit rougher then normal, and she realy wanted to eat her sunday in peace. "Its been a long day Will, and I'm not in the mood for your games."
Zaralax was watching the conversation, she found that human male quite irreating and full of himself, if he caused to much trulbe she could easly lift him up, and place him in some out of the way location.
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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:47 pm
Leaning against the wall, Worf watched as Riker hit on Deanna. While he didn't approve of this, thinking that Riker's constant flirtatiousness was in truth compensation for something, Worf just watched, to see how Deanna, who always seemed to get the upper hand in their discussions and frinedly arguments, handled the oaf/.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:32 am
"Deanna... sweetheart.. don't be that way...." Will walked around her chair, leaning over into her.. "Why don't you take that sundae and come back with me to the holodeck... chocolate... a cup of tea.. and me... that'll make you feel better..."
Riker smiled a smarmy smile.
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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 12:36 am
It was times like this that senseing emtions wasn't a pleasent exepernace, and in her atempt to get Will out of her personal space, Deanna's knee sliped, and wound up hittign him in a very sensitive spot. "I thought you understood I had no intrest in you, out side of the relationship of another crew mate." Deanna treated him liek her normaly did, keeping him at arm's distance, so to speek. "If you are realy so desptrate, use the holo deck, alone.'
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