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Her brain is left intact and put into another body.

The spaceship explodes.

Out of the most remarkable of odds, a more obscure race of aliens appears from nowhere, and it is in fact! Arthur Dent, The President of The Galaxy, Zaphod Beebelbrox, Trillian, Ford, and Marvin, in their stolen spaceship containing the one and only Infinite Improbability Drive.

She is teleported inside the cargo bay, and is somehow transformed into a chicken, an elephant, a small pig, a telephone booth, an electronic signal that sounds like a cat being beaten by a chair but is in fact folk music from the Planet Earth, a large pile of acorns, a small pile of firelighters, a rabbit, a mongoose, four-hundred and thirty two knitting needles, a confused salesman with ninety-seven heads, all looking for the lavatory, and a giant sign stating "Men At Work" before finally being restored to Normality.

When unfortunately she collapses under the heavy strain of having been all these things in rapid succession, and dies of a massive coronary.

I so deserve 250g for mine. =P

Sara contracts a flesh-eating virus a few weeks later from a homeless person who had been rubbing himself inappropriately with a piece of meat she had bought from the grocery.

Sara dies, and is incinerated to prevent outbreak.

then the romans find her and kill her again becuase they don't want to loose their power.


But then she rises again and kills everyone of them with a saw.. (After all Jesus was a carpenter)

But she just so happens to be a fire elemental, and so rather than hurting her, the fire actually sends her back to normality.

until one of the feathers found a tickle spot on her making her laugh and jolt causing the feathers to move away with every spasm she has.