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 Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 7:59 am
The WORST horror film I have ever seen. Maybe the worst film in general. It felt longer tan it was. I only bought it because the back cover made me believe that the 'psychotic killer' was a mime.
2/10 - Only redeeming feature was the mime-esque character.
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 10:33 am
That sucks. I've never heard of the movie. You shouldn't feel too bad though. I've had that same experience with some movies that I thought were going to be really scary.
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The_Wicked_Man Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2005 4:11 pm
Although I am not familiar with this movie you have mentioned, I stand by my opinion that Cradle of Fear is the biggest blemmish on cinema as a whole.
1.) Filmed on 16mm, and multiple prints were most likely made by sticking a blank VHS tape into a VCR and hitting the "record" button.
2.) Stars Dani Filth--lead singer of the commercial "black metal but not black metal because their status has been raped by Hot Topic or something like that" band Cradle of Filth.
3.) Features Cradle of Filth's music on the soundtrack, and their music is known for sucking (a lot) when the visuals have absolutely nothing to do with the song's subject matter and/or do not match with the song's tempo.
4.) Profuse gore dulled by ridiculously low budget and awful script.
I dare you to sit through the entire thing! I could not.
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 9:41 am
I've never heard of Cradle of Fear.
For me one of the worst films I've ever seen is Anaconda: Hunt for the Blood Orchid. I only went because I was over my aunt's house and my cousins and I had nothing better to do. The acting was terrible, (some more than others, even though all were pretty lousy) as well as the plot. Overall it was a pretty crummy movie.
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