I'M GOING TO GET YOU
AND THEN I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!
AND THEN I'M GOING TO EAT YOU!
Once upon a time there was a man, a woman, and a little girl. The man needed a place to stay for a night. So he stopped at a hotel. He asked the person at the front desk if he could use a room for a night. She said, “The only room we have is 302 and it's haunted.”
“I don't believe in ghosts, and I really need a room.” The man said.
“Then you better take one of these.” The choices were a gun, knife, or a flashlight. He chooses a gun. When he was getting ready for bed he heard a noise.
It said, “I'm going to get you, and then I'm going to eat you.” The main randomly shot the gun, than jumped out of the window.
The next night a woman came in and said she needed a room. “The only room that is available is 302 and it's haunted.”
“I don't believe in ghosts and I really need a room.” The woman said.
So the person at the front desk said, “Than you better take one of these.” The choices are a knife, or a flash light. The woman chose the knife.
When she was getting ready for bed she heard a noise that sounded some thing like this, “I'm going to get you, and then I'm going to eat you, I'm going to get you, and then I'm going to eat you.” Then the woman randomly through the knife and jumped out the window.
The next day a little girl cam in the hotel and asked for a room. The person at the front desk said, the only room there is 302 and it's haunted and you’re too young.”
“I'm not afraid of ghosts, and I’m not too young,” she said and obnocshisly I really need a room.”
“Then take this flash light.”
“OK” she said. When she was getting ready for bed she heard something go like this “I'm going to get you, then I'm going to eat you. I'm going to get you, then I'm going to eat you.” She turned on her flashlight and the heard the noise again, “I’m going to get you, and then I'm going to eat you.” She heard it through the closet door. Then she opened the closet door and she heard the noise again. "I'm going to get you, and then I'm going to eat you." She saw a little boy picking his nose, saying I'm going to get you. And then putting the boogers in his mouth, then saying, and then I’m going to eat you.
