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BTWF fadetoblack
L-I-V-E on PPV on July 26th, 2005
COMING TO YOU FROM THE BARTON ARENA.

BTWF World Heavyweight Championship
Darson Grays (c) vs. Anthony Voorhees
Pick.- We all know Dars wont lose, so is useless, this thread is a scam!!!!

BTWF Gaia Championship
Revision (c) vs. Kid Chaos vs. Yuri Yurievich vs. The Tiger
Pick.- This one is more interesthing, Revision is a good champ but there is always the .. what if, so, what if any of the other win the title?. I say Chaos.. because im a damn selfcentered guy.

Steve Twist vs. Austin Azure
Pick.- DGAD.

Killa K vs. CTC Memorial Battle Royale Winner
Pick.- Killa, cuz i said so.

BTWF Tag Team Championship
Legacy of Destruction (c) vs. Generation of Legends
Pick.- I don't care anymore.

BTWF FS Division Championship
Twilight Tokyo Rose vs. Stephen Ford vs. Irvine Kanyon vs. Victor Bidwell vs. Raymond Kage vs. Tsunami
Pick.- Tsunami. yes i said that.

CTC Memorial Battle Royale
Red Comet, Shadow Starr, Jin, Eric Renz, Blade, Nozaki Twins, Omni, Matthias
Thatch, Higeki, Kigeki, Kasualty, Hornet, Ryan Bell, Karlos Karibbean Kool, Fenrir-X, The Godsend, Locasta, Dean Harkton, Jonathon Serj
Pick- Shadow Starr.

::These picks are being made in character, bare with me.::

FADETOBLACK Predictions:

BTWF World Heavyweight Championship
Darson Grays(c) vs. Anthony Voorhees
Darkfyre's Pick: Well, unless Voorhees pulls some miracle out of Hika's a**...Darson to retain.

BTWF Gaia Championship
Revision (c) vs. Kid Chaos vs. Yuri Yurievich vs. The Tiger
Darkfyre's Pick: I hope Kid Chaos gets his a** handed to him, he deserves it for what he did to me on Re:Volution for the ToG II Qualifiers...b*****d. And he has the nerve to call me a jobber b***h? Where does he get off at? Revision to retain or Yuri to win...maybe.

Grudge Match
Steve Twist vs. Austin Azure
Darkfyre's Pick: Well, after a long fued, we finally get to see these two go at it. It should be a really good match with alot of technical skills from both men. It's hard to pick, but I'll go with Azure to win this one.

Killa K vs. CTC Memorial Battle Royale Winner
Darkfyre's Pick: Look below to see who I picked for the Battle Royale.

Then they will win. I hope.

BTWF Tag Team Championship
Legacy of Destruction (c) vs. Generation of Legends
Darkfyre's Pick: Well, here is the GoL again...great. Just what I don't need. I'd pick, but it would be biased...so I'm not picking.

BTWF FS Division Championship
Twilight Tokyo Rose vs. Stephen Ford vs. Irvine Kanyon vs. Victor Bidwell vs. Raymond Kage vs. Tsunami
Darkfyre's Pick: I thought this title got scrapped...it doesn't matter to me, because I can't have it. I think either Kage, Tsunami or TTR to win.

CTC Memorial Battle Royale
Red Comet, Shadow Starr, Jin, Eric Renz, Blade, Nozaki Twins, Omni, Matthias, Thatch, Higeki, Kigeki, Kasualty, Hornet, Ryan Bell, Karlos, Fenrir/X, The Godsend, Locasta, Dean Harkton, Jonathon Serj
Darkfyre's Pick: I'm thinking the final (fantastic) 4 are going to be: Fenrir/X, Serj, Jin and Renz. Serj will get eliminated, then goes Fenrir/X. Jin and Renz will be the last ones in the match and I think it will be Jin coming out victorious. Thus setting up one awesome match between Jin and Kal later in the night.

BTWF World Heavyweight Championship
Darson Grays (c) vs. Anthony Voorhees

I would like to say Anthony Voorhees. Everyone seems to be counting him out, but with his current mind-set it seems possible. He even took Brian Blade out, which shows his dedication to his quest.

BTWF Gaia Championship
Revision (c) vs. Kid Chaos vs. Yuri Yurievich vs. The Tiger

I really have no idea, and I'm in the match. However, I'm sure it's been long enough of a title run for Revision and I'll go ahead with The Tiger if he's done being AWOL. Other than that, I'd probably say me. Chaos? Well, actually he deserves it maybe as well with all the hard work he's been putting in his matches lately. Pretty much I say anyone except Revision.

Steve Twist vs. Austin Azure

Austin Azure or Steve Twist... I would say that possibly Revision might turn his back on Azure and interfere, setting up for Austin vs Revision. So Twist gets the win. Again. Let's beat all the members of Empty Promises shall we?

Killa K vs. CTC Memorial Battle Royale Winner

Whoever wins the Battle Royal.

BTWF Tag Team Championship
Legacy of Destruction (c) vs. Generation of Legends

The Legacy of Destruction seems to be more appealing to me now for some reason. At first it seems like they were a classic WWE team of two randomly slapped together wrestlers without a gimmick. Don't know what changed my mind exactly but I'll go with them.

BTWF FS Division Championship
Twilight Tokyo Rose vs. Stephen Ford vs. Irvine Kanyon vs. Victor Bidwell vs. Raymond Kage vs. Tsunami

The question here is:
Which one will actually work for this match?

It seems that every single one of these competitors has been inactive as of late so it's hard to declare who deserves the title. I can't say Twilight, because even though she is a friend and a friend of mostly everyone, she hasn't been as reliable match-wise. Stephen Ford is a safe bet but he's been kind of inactive as well. Irvine Kanyon? What's his Gaian screen name? Is he a mule? I'm not sure anymore. Victor Bidwell, one of my (former)script writers, hasn't been that active either. Raymond Kage, he's on call so he's also a safe bet, but he's not as active anymore. Tsunami? He's also not as active though he has been getting some wins lately. I pick Tsunami/Stephen Ford.

Another note, many people don't know what the FS championship is yet due to Karlos Karribean Kool's missing promo. I know about it, but I probably shouldn't leak anything.

CTC Memorial Battle Royale
Red Comet, Shadow Starr, Jin, Eric Renz, Blade, Nozaki Twins, Omni, Matthias
Thatch, Higeki, Kigeki, Kasualty, Hornet, Ryan Bell, Karlos Karibbean Kool, Fenrir-X, The Godsend, Locasta, Dean Harkton, Jonathon Serj

You know what's funny about this? A lot of non-major players of the CTC are in this match. I'd love to see Maniak and Payne in here. I'd love to see Jay Lightning, Fujiko, E.J. Pryce, or at least Achilles. Hell, even I had to ASK Blade to be in this match. Hurray for me, I'm double-booked. Honestly, how can Blade think about holding a CTC memorial match WITHOUT one of the major players? Oh and one more complaint. I was approached by Brian Blade only to suggest former roster members to participate in this "big match". Other than that, I was given NO information whatsoever. Hell, I wasn't even included in the planning for it. I didn't get to decide what kind of match it should be, who would win, who would eliminate who, which participants would face who, which notable spots in the match would there be, etc. The only person I talked to was Jin, who interacted with me a bit more, letting me decide who I should face and who should eliminate me. But seriously, I created the CTC, with the help of some superstars, and I worked hard to build it to what it was. In the end, Brian Blade doesn't approach me for anything but a request for participant names because he was drawing a blank. It's like how my Yurievich characters is. His career is being spat on. Bah. The next CTC-oriented event should be under my jurisdiction. Not yours. You weren't even in CTC! Bah. The winner? I don't even know that for sure, but I have an idea.

((By request of the GWA this will be censored: **** you ****ing ****ers for ****ing stealing my ****ing deal you ****ing ******! Now that I've got that out of my system onto my picks which will now be In Color AND In Character. ****ers!))

BTWF World Heavyweight Championship
Darson Grays(c) vs. Anthony Voorhees

The Great Austin Azure says: What a tremendously shitty match to cap the night off with. Easily the best big man on the roster with Darson Grays vs. one of the worst big men on the roster, with a decent gimmick that would've worked better in the '80s with Voorhees. Knowing Darson you'll get lots of striking, brawling, head drops, and possibly some pointless submission holds to make things look all UFC, but I am willing to bet this isn't his best title defense.

BTWF Gaia Championship
Revision (c) vs. Kid Chaos vs. Yuri Yurievich vs. The Tiger

The Great Austin Azure says: Conners, you couldn't beat me if your five male sex slaves were holding me down. I'm also curious as to why you have five since from what I've heard you haven't satisfied one yet. ((Note: I am not against homosexuals, just whores.)) As for this match Revision should have no problems. Yuri couldn't beat me without someone distracting me, Chaos couldn't beat me on his very best day, and TT couldn't beat Bubble Bobble.

Steve Twist vs. Austin Azure

The Great Austin Azure says: If there is any doubt in your mind as to who is winning this, then you are a moron. Obviously I am the next generation and the best technical wrestler in the BTWF so I will go on to win this, go on to win the BTWF Championship, and then you can all b***h about it because honestly I don't give a s**t what the roster thinks so long as I'm on top.

Killa K vs. CTC Memorial Battle Royale Winner

The Great Austin Azure says: This guy seems familiar...can't put my finger on it, but I could have sworn I've seen him before. Then again I may have him confused with that guy who works at the McDonalds that burned down today.

BTWF Tag Team Championship
Legacy of Destruction (c) vs. Generation of Legends

The Great Austin Azure says: Beat both LoD guys, both GoL guys suck horribly and are quite possibly the worst and most overrated tag team I've ever seen. Neither looks like a winner to me, but I guess I'll go with LoD because they suck less.

BTWF FS Division Championship
Twilight Tokyo Rose vs. Stephen Ford vs. Irvine Kanyon vs. Victor Bidwell vs. Raymond Kage vs. Tsunami

The Great Austin Azure says: JOBBERS AHOY!!! Fun fact: I've beat half the people in this match and hopefully after Madness I'll be able to say I've beat 2/3. Of course I could beat the other ones easily too, it is just a matter of facing them. EP has beat everyone in this match though so no matter who wins, they will be our b***h again before long. Have fun flipping off stuff spot monkeys.

CTC Memorial Battle Royale
Red Comet, Shadow Starr, Jin, Eric Renz, Blade, Nozaki Twins, Omni, Matthias, Thatch, Higeki, Kigeki, Kasualty, Hornet, Ryan Bell, Karlos, Fenrir/X, The Godsend, Locasta, Dean Harkton, Jonathon Serj

The Great Austin Azure says: Why would I care about this? Here's how I figure the conversation between Blade and Frost went when talking about having this match.

Blade: "Hey I have an idea as to how we can waste valuable BTWF PPV time!"
Frost: "..."
Blade: "Well you know how CTC died?"
Frost: "..."
Blade: "Yeah...anyway I think we should get a bunch of their wrestlers together and let them fight it out one more time!"
Frost: "..."
Blade: "I knew you would like it."
Frost: "..."
Blade: "I love you too my big hunk of frozen ((Taken out by the request of the GWA.))"

BTWF fadetoblack
L-I-V-E on PPV on July 26th, 2005
COMING TO YOU FROM THE BARTON ARENA.

Voorhees OOC picks

BTWF World Heavyweight Championship
Darson Grays (c) vs. Anthony Voorhees
AV says- Can't say, it's my match.
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BTWF Gaia Championship
Revision (c) vs. Kid Chaos vs. Yuri Yurievich vs. The Tiger
Voorhees says- I have visions of Kid Chaos here, because Yuri is the TV Champion, and therefore cannot hold the Gaia Title. Crazy Double Champ laws.

Steve Twist vs. Austin Azure
AV says- Hmm, who do I feel more sorry for? The fans, the smarks, or the people who are gonna have to watch, Steve "Narcissus" Twisty face off against the "Great Onlyimpotent Dickhead" Austin Azure. Hmm, I guess we're all screwed because this match may not even happen, because both will probably just bring a mirror to the ring and admire themselves for twenty minutes. Two mealy mouthed narcissistic sumbitches, who if you take their first names make one of the greatest entertainers of all time, Steve Austin. Infact, I'd rather watch him throw a twenty minute beerbash then watch this piece of s**t, or a twenty minute "What?" promo. Actually Blade, can we do that instead? No?! Whaddya mean no? Damn you!

This match will just be a waste of time, and I implore people to go to the lobby while it happens, and to the guys in the back, don't even bother with the monitor, and if any fans stick around, PLEASE, I beg you, start chanting "Booooooorrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnng"

This match is not ground breaking, this match is not ZOMG, this match is just something thrown together to give these guys something to do, and if I were to go into character, I'd rant something like this:

"Decend into darkness, madness and chaos, because there is an upheavel of great narcissim and bordeom coming. There is a match in the making that all of humanity shall not be able to bear, a force so terrible, so annoying, so un-necessary that all who dare cast their eyes upon this shall fall asleep upon witnessing it. There is no need to waste our time with this, there is no need to down the happy spirit of the BTWF. Steve Twist, Austin Azure... REST... IN... PEEAAAAACE!!!!"

But, I'm not in character, so, meh.
But you know, if I have to pick a winner for this, I'll say Twisty, just because. No reason. Just because.

Killa K vs. CTC Memorial Battle Royale Winner
AV says- Y aknow, for some reason, I can see the CTC BR winner actually winning this. No offence to Killa, but, I can see a CTC Memory happening here.

BTWF Tag Team Championship
Legacy of Destruction (c) vs. Generation of Legends
AV says- Legacy, no question. Let DF keep a title just this once.

BTWF FS Division Championship
Twilight Tokyo Rose vs. Stephen Ford vs. Irvine Kanyon vs. Victor Bidwell vs. Raymond Kage vs. Tsunami
AV says- C'mon, my pick is obvious here because I'm a mark for the only active female in BTWF. Twilight Tokyo Rose.

CTC Memorial Battle Royale
Red Comet, Shadow Starr, Jin, Eric Renz, Blade, Nozaki Twins, Omni, Matthias
Thatch, Higeki, Kigeki, Kasualty, Hornet, Ryan Bell, Karlos Karibbean Kool, Fenrir-X, The Godsend, Locasta, Dean Harkton, Jonathon Serj
AV says- For the sake of my job, I'll say Blade. For the sake of the match, I'll say Red Comet.

Indeed. We wouldn't book someone for a match if they couldn't win it. That'd be idiotic. The TV title is sort of on hiatus now due to X shunning it and participating in the Gaia division. Were he to win this match, he would merely be stripped of the TV title to make room for the Gaia title.

The rules aren't being broken. The rule says no double champions. Meaning a person cannot hold two titles at the same time. Thus, if a champion were to challenge for another title, he'd have to drop the title he currently had, were he to win the title. It's not that hard to understand. Revision could get a partner and challenge for the tag belts if he wanted, he'd just be stripped of the Gaia title if he won.