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coconut.man92

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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:27 pm

iight, J. Got yo PM. 4 bars, whenever you're ready. Anything goes. 3 round K.O. Im right here.

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:14 pm

Time to vote!

Round 1

Jaiden Stryker

I don't need a click-clack to attack and crack this coconut open,
cuz I've got a knack to smack you for anybody hopin'
to be a witness to the tragic endin' of an indo-fiend.
Put a blade in yo spleen to let you feel pain through ya endo-pheen(endorphin).
Stryker'll expose Coconut's obsession for deez coco nuts,
that got 'em going ape wit jungle fever like these loco twats
trying to get cash for a** from these successful Black men.
But you couldn't even get cash for a Lex if your name was Gene Hackman.*

Gene Hackman played as Lex Luthor in Superman IV.*

coconut.man92

Cover yo eyes right quick
Cuz this fire is about to be lit
Fire so bright make you lose yo sight.
The sting of my bite is tight
bleed you out so much yo black a** turn white.
your dog will back out from fright
cuz of the size of the other dog in the fight.
How can it be wrong when it feels so right? I am the black knight, afternoon delight, polite. You are the kerosene, the gasoline my fire is a bout to ignite.

Round 2

Jaiden Stryker

My verbal bullets clear cocoman's dome like the Bush girl's beer mugs,
and render him more helpless than Ray Charles with earplugs.

I'll crush your pride like Snoop does to buildings,
and aint tryin' to hear you whinin' and catchin' feelins
when my Tiger Uppercut knocks ya to the ceilin'.
You can ask Jesus, and he'll tell ya that this damage is beyond healin'.

I'm rhymin' mediocre, but it's being forecast by Al Roker
that I'll shed away your layers like we're playing strip poker.

coconut.man92

ight. i guess we'll get votes when theres more people around.

Its sad really/
cuz imma leave this battle with a bad feeling/
cuz while im collin up bitches that be comin into town/
you gonna be sittin at home on you sofa with your pants down/
with a tube of lube in your left hand/
and a book of Pokemon porn taped to you forehead/
burning blank CDs with downloads of Elvis Presley/
while you're jacking off to Japanese sumo wrestling./

Final Round

Jaiden Stryker

Stryker doesn't get brushed off, like a mouth full o' plaque.
So no matter how much you try to, my skill remains opaque
to yours in comparison. Even if I switch up my style like Mr Garrison,
I'm guaranteed to make this lyrical attempt of yours embarrassin'.
I spit rhymes worth more than a Chris Webber fine, but you'd have a better line
if you hired a ghost-writer BETTER than Kevin Fedderline.
Really though, I'll make a video of you gettin' smoked like a philly, yo.
With retarded rhymes, I STILL make you feel like a Philly ho.

coconut.man92

aaight *****. i keep it real.

Your rhymes chase themselves in a circle
like rabbit with carrots up it a** crack.
You walk around with youre bruises lookin purple
like some brand new p***y thats about to get tapped.
After all the times youve already been slapped
you come back to defend against this final attack.
Very well, I will finish you.
Like you name was John F. Kennedy, I will murder you
Like Katerina, I will destroy you further through
Until it is understood that I am superior
and i am the ultimate warrior.
I have the Kryptonite, and your power is useless
all that is left of you is worthless excuses
while he refuses to loosen the fuses on this loosing battle he chooses.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:22 pm

I'll continue later. Got company.

I don't need a click-clack to attack and crack this coconut open,
cuz I've got a knack to smack you for anybody hopin'
to be a witness to the tragic endin' of an indo-fiend.
Put a blade in yo spleen to let you feel pain through ya endo-pheen(endorphin).
Stryker'll expose Coconut's obsession for deez coco nuts,
that got 'em going ape wit jungle fever like these loco twats
trying to get cash for a** from these successful Black men.
But you couldn't even get cash for a Lex if your name was Gene Hackman.*

Gene Hackman played as Lex Luthor in Superman IV.*

Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:42 pm

Cover yo eyes right quick
Cuz this fire is about to be lit
Fire so bright make you lose yo sight.
The sting of my bite is tight
bleed you out so much yo black a** turn white.
your dog will back out from fright
cuz of the size of the other dog in the fight.
How can it be wrong when it feels so right? I am the black knight, afternoon delight, polite. You are the kerosene, the gasoline my fire is a bout to ignite.

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Durrtyboi

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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:46 pm

3 rounds? I don't think thats neccessary once you improve then you just might be on that level when it is actually necessary to do more than one round just some pointers you have potential to become an LGRH elite
hit me up for a practice session help you improve a little

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:50 am

My verbal bullets clear cocoman's dome like the Bush girl's beer mugs,
and render him more helpless than Ray Charles with earplugs.

I'll crush your pride like Snoop does to buildings,
and aint tryin' to hear you whinin' and catchin' feelins
when my Tiger Uppercut knocks ya to the ceilin'.
You can ask Jesus, and he'll tell ya that this damage is beyond healin'.

I'm rhymin' mediocre, but it's being forecast by Al Roker
that I'll shed away your layers like we're playing strip poker.

Durrtyboi

3 rounds? I don't think thats neccessary once you improve then you just might be on that level when it is actually necessary to do more than one round just some pointers you have potential to become an LGRH elite
hit me up for a practice session help you improve a little

Up to him, really.

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coconut.man92

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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:15 am

ight. i guess we'll get votes when theres more people around.

Its sad really/
cuz imma leave this battle with a bad feeling/
cuz while im collin up bitches that be comin into town/
you gonna be sittin at home on you sofa with your pants down/
with a tube of lube in your left hand/
and a book of Pokemon porn taped to you forehead/
burning blank CDs with downloads of Elvis Presley/
while you're jacking off to Japanese sumo wrestling./

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:23 am

Look. this has been cool. i need to hit the sack. got a big day tomorrow. you leave a verse, ill check it in the morning and answer back. if not, ill assume you caved to my lyrical genius. either way works for me.

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Jaiden Stryker
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:23 am

Round three, eh? Alright, I'll get writing for this final round then.

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:29 am

Stryker doesn't get brushed off, like a mouth full o' plaque.
So no matter how much you try to, my skill remains opaque
to yours in comparison. Even if I switch up my style like Mr Garrison,
I'm guaranteed to make this lyrical attempt of yours embarrassin'.
I spit rhymes worth more than a Chris Webber fine, but you'd have a better line
if you hired a ghost-writer BETTER than Kevin Fedderline.
Really though, I'll make a video of you gettin' smoked like a philly, yo.
With retarded rhymes, I STILL make you feel like a Philly ho.

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datsexyMC

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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:11 am

No need to finish Styker took this battle

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 9:14 pm

sad those "mediocre" and "retarded" rhymes you said you were using are better than my best... but not for long. twisted

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coconut.man92

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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 2:10 am

aaight *****. i keep it real.

Your rhymes chase themselves in a circle
like rabbit with carrots up it a** crack.
You walk around with youre bruises lookin purple
like some brand new p***y thats about to get tapped.
After all the times youve already been slapped
you come back to defend against this final attack.
Very well, I will finish you.
Like you name was John F. Kennedy, I will murder you
Like Katerina, I will destroy you further through
Until it is understood that I am superior
and i am the ultimate warrior.
I have the Kryptonite, and your power is useless
all that is left of you is worthless excuses
while he refuses to loosen the fuses on this loosing battle he chooses.
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:39 pm

Time for voting.

Bleh... that topic title needs changing...

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