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Aphrodile

PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:54 pm


Last last morning, While I was going to school, I was gonna ride our car
but then (Not a hobo yet XD) I saw finger prints, and grass craps, cigarette butts, and burnt pillows.
0_0 I was shocked, And so my parents, Our car turned onto a garbage house O.o

So last night I decided to lock it now And it was like 8:31 I went to the bathroom to pee XD Then suddenly I heared like moaning/crying/suffering like sounds so I was shaking, I thought it was a ghost (Childrens like me is still scared to them redface ) So I called my dad but I remembered I was naked XD So he was shaking the door and he almost opened it but then I was done. And we peeked in the window and we saw a Hobo/Vagabond/Homeless being crying and shouting and moaning and stuff, And he was shaking our car O.o.And I also hears him saying "Oh No!"
Idk why XD. And I asked my mom to what to do, She said "burn it", Well she was drunk... And she handed me match box XD, I didn't burn the hobo O.o btw
So yeah! And the next day we went to the police and they said he was mental/abnormal/sick/ill/ etc. He look eecky and he was drooling O.o
So yeah! But then the police didn't do anything to him =C Cause he was talking about something that doesn't even make sense...

Yeah It was pretty scary and stupid but it was real!! =0

Share ur own story!
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:01 am


One tmie my mom and I had to drive for about two hours to meet my aunt, but on the way there we saw this homeless man asking for food on a highway turnoff.

So my mom had just bought a bunch of those little donut tubey things so she pulled over and gave him like three of them. He said "God bless you." and started to walk away and my mom offered to give him a ride somewhere.

I'm in the front seat getting mad at my mom because we're already late to go meet my aunt. But the guy gets in the car and we get off the highway and take him to a grocery store and my mom gives him ten bucks. He thanks us and leaves.

Then we tried to get back on the highway. While doing so I asked my mom why she gave him a ride. She tells me that she's always thought of it as "What if Jesus was coming down to Earth to test his people. I don't want to NOT give Jesus a ride to the grocery store."

My face: xd

So when we finally get to the restaurant where we were supposed to meet my aunt, we are about 45 minutes late.

She's all, "Where have you guys been?"

I said, "We had to stop and give Jesus donuts. But then he needed to go to the grocery store, so we had to get off the highway and take him. Then we hit traffic."

xp

My aunt had no idea what I was talking about.
Hilarity ensued.

(sorry about the wall of text)

Melancholy Sprinkles


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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:13 am


ccchhhico
One tmie my mom and I had to drive for about two hours to meet my aunt, but on the way there we saw this homeless man asking for food on a highway turnoff.

So my mom had just bought a bunch of those little donut tubey things so she pulled over and gave him like three of them. He said "God bless you." and started to walk away and my mom offered to give him a ride somewhere.

I'm in the front seat getting mad at my mom because we're already late to go meet my aunt. But the guy gets in the car and we get off the highway and take him to a grocery store and my mom gives him ten bucks. He thanks us and leaves.

Then we tried to get back on the highway. While doing so I asked my mom why she gave him a ride. She tells me that she's always thought of it as "What if Jesus was coming down to Earth to test his people. I don't want to NOT give Jesus a ride to the grocery store."

My face: xd

So when we finally get to the restaurant where we were supposed to meet my aunt, we are about 45 minutes late.

She's all, "Where have you guys been?"

I said, "We had to stop and give Jesus donuts. But then he needed to go to the grocery store, so we had to get off the highway and take him. Then we hit traffic."

xp

My aunt had no idea what I was talking about.
Hilarity ensued.

(sorry about the wall of text)
xd

And walls of text are usually required for stories. 3nodding
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:27 am


I'm a starving college student

That's pretty funny

3nodding

Fuzzy kitten


Melancholy Sprinkles

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 12:57 am


Pailzor
ccchhhico
One tmie my mom and I had to drive for about two hours to meet my aunt, but on the way there we saw this homeless man asking for food on a highway turnoff.

So my mom had just bought a bunch of those little donut tubey things so she pulled over and gave him like three of them. He said "God bless you." and started to walk away and my mom offered to give him a ride somewhere.

I'm in the front seat getting mad at my mom because we're already late to go meet my aunt. But the guy gets in the car and we get off the highway and take him to a grocery store and my mom gives him ten bucks. He thanks us and leaves.

Then we tried to get back on the highway. While doing so I asked my mom why she gave him a ride. She tells me that she's always thought of it as "What if Jesus was coming down to Earth to test his people. I don't want to NOT give Jesus a ride to the grocery store."

My face: xd

So when we finally get to the restaurant where we were supposed to meet my aunt, we are about 45 minutes late.

She's all, "Where have you guys been?"

I said, "We had to stop and give Jesus donuts. But then he needed to go to the grocery store, so we had to get off the highway and take him. Then we hit traffic."

xp

My aunt had no idea what I was talking about.
Hilarity ensued.

(sorry about the wall of text)
xd

And walls of text are usually required for stories. 3nodding
This is true.
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:29 am


Interesting stories... xd ...about...homeless people... o.0; ^^

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Dobeiron

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 1:31 am


I was driving home from work one day in Minneapolis when I lived there last year and I pickd up about 5 homeless people and we all went to white castle and I bought them fewdz ^_^
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:32 pm


Me and my Grandpa went to 7/11 one time to go pick up some coke and then this woman walked up to us and asked if we could give her money for coke. So my grandpa offered to go in there and buy it for her...But she refused and my grandpa kept on offering and she'd always come up with a lame excuse to say "no." But my Grandpa went in there and bought some for her anyways, even if she was talking about drugs, she got the kind you drink. xd

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