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I would advise any who wish to stave off the massive monstrocity of wreched woe to abandon this thread now because coming in June, a month named after the most jealous spouse Juno, L. shall be providing his account on a tale so filled with woe Lemony Snicket himself refused to publish it and rather invented a made up concoction known as the Penultimate Peril to cover it up. It shall be known that because of the nature of L.'s Venture many people and creatures and even some vegitable matter that has been grotesquely overcooked may hinder his update on the story which will be be rather irregular. but if you are interested in a message in a bottle, a return of one who was thought to be killed, Cabbage in a rather unsavory form, and a man named Oswald The Owsome I beg that you wait patiently as I will upload this story here, for all to see the True Tale of Agony and Woe of the Tumbling Towers.