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Explain it to me?

Who really understands what they're talking about? i think we must all take a deep breath and come to the conclusion that everyone on the green earth is completely and utterly mad.

for instance, at this very moment, i'm baking muffins for Sallowpad the Raven and Mr. Walrus. it's 10:30 in the night time, mind you, and i'm not even quite sure when they'll be dropping in, if they drop in at all. so, i think i might not be using my better judgment in baking these muffins, for if my friends don't visit very soon, they muffins won't be fresh and there will be no milk to drink them with.

i find myself in quite the predicament, though i've found that if i turn the clock back a little, it's not 10:30 in the night time, and there is much more time for me to bake fresh muffins.

speaking of the devil, Sallowpad has just flown in, bringing me news of Mr. Walrus's late arrival. i must tend to my guests as any proper hostess would do.

with respect to your mother,
myself.