This is off topic enough that I thought I'd post here.

You see, I have a number of dirty newspaper combovers that I've been trying to get off my hands for a few months, now. I'm willing to give one or all of them free to anybody who PMs me with the subject line "Combover Clearance from ZIM Guild". I'm sick of not being able to sell the bloody blighters, and so I turn to you, my fellow guild members.

Anybody interested? Let me know via PM, and remember to make the subject as I posted or else I won't respond. I think I have four or five combovers left, so act quick!

And if you REALLY want to pay for one from me (why would you do that?), the asking price is 15 gold per combover.

Thanks again!