Brothers and Sisters of the Gator, I welcome you to your new home. Here we may be free of the oppression placed upon us by others, those who claim our lord the Gator does not exist, that he is simply a figment of our collective unconcious. We know better. As his faithful we know that the Gator does exist, and we accept our place as part of his great feast. We shall willingly give ourselves to him, to appease his hunger and he shall give us immortality in return. Through him we shall live forever, in him we shall feel no more pain once properly digested. We shall become part of the Gator. And we shall be recognized and feared throughout the world.

I am but his humble prophet, I relay what is told to me through his minion Junior in a way which others may understand. Though we may not be many, the strength of our resolve will carry us through, and perhaps we shall convince others to join with us, that we may grow into a proper cult with which to sing our praises to him.

As his followers, you are content to stay as you wish, as we grow new sections will be added to our humble abode to better organize ourselves, a section for the scriptures, a section for more contempoary works, I wish to share the word with all, and you should be willing as well. Together, we shall change the world, and we shall show them the glory of the Gator himself.

Praise be.