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Robthebob

PostPosted: Thu May 24, 2007 8:48 pm


Well this is what i found...

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DONT STOP READING THIS OR SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO U...

boy- i missed u at school 2day, y weren't u there?

girl- yeah, i had to go to the doctor.

boy- oh realy? y?

girl- oh nothin, annual shots, thats all.

boy- oh

girl- so wht did we do in math 2day?

boy- u didnt miss ne thing that great.......just lots of notes

girl- ok good

boy- yeah

girl- hey i have a question......

boy- ok, ask away

girl-........how much do u love me?

boy- u kno i love u more than anything

girl- yeah.....

boy- y did u ask?

girl-................>silence<..........

boy- is something wrong?

girl- no nothing at all

boy- good.

girl- ..............how much do u care about me?

boy- i would give u the world in a heartbeat if i could.

girl- u would?

boy- yeah.........of course i would >sounding worried< is there something wrong??

girl- no, everythings fine......

boy- are u sure?

girl- yeah.

boy- ok.......i hope so.

girl- ..............would u die for me?

boy- i would take a bullet for u anyday, hun

girl- realy?

boy- anyday. now seriously, is there something wrong???

girl- no im fine, ur fine, we're fine, everyones fine.

boy- ............ok

girl-......................well i have to go ill c u 2morrow at school.

boy- alright, bye. I LOVE YOU.

girl- yeah, i love u 2, bye.

THE NEXT DAY AT SCHOOL:

boy- hey, have u seen my g/f 2day?

friend- no

boy- oh.

friend- she wasnt here yesterday either.

boy- i know, she was acting all wierd on the phone last nite.

friend- well dude u kno how gurls are sumtimes

boy- yeah........but not her.

friend- idk wht else 2 say, man.

boy- k well i gotta get 2 english, ill c ya after school.

friend- yeah i gotta get to science, ttyl.

THAT NIGHT:

-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
girl- hello?

boy- hey

girl- oh, hi.

boy- y weren't u at school 2day?

girl- uh.......i had another doctor appointment.

boy- are u sick?

girl- ..................um i have 2 go, my mom's callin on my other line.

boy- ill wait.

girl- it may take a while, ill call u later.

boy-........alright, i love u hun.

very long pause<


girl- (with tear in her eye) look, i think we should break up.

boy- what???

girl- its the best thing for us right now.

boy- y????

girl- i love u.
click<


THE GIRL DOESNT COME TO SCHOOL FOR 3 MORE WEEKS, AND DOESNT ANSWER HER PHONE.

boy- hey dude

friend- hey

boy- whats up

friend- nothin, hey have u talked 2 ur ex lately?

boy- no

friend- so u didnt hear?

boy- hear what?

friend- um idk if i should be the one to tell u......

boy- dude, wtf tell me

friend- uh....call this number....433-555-3468

boy- ok............

BOY CALLS NUMBER AFTER SCHOOL

-ring-
-ring-
-ring-
voice- hello, suppam county hospital, this is nurse beckam.

boy- uh.......i must have the wrong number, im looking for my friend.

voice- what is her name, sir?
(boy gives info)

voice- yes, this is the right number, she is one of our patients here.

boy- rele? y? what happened??? how is she???

voice- her room number is ..646, in building A, suite 3.

boy- WHT HAPPENED??!!!!

voice- plz come by sir and you can see her, goodbye.

boy- WAIT! NO!
*dial tone*

BOY GOES TO HOSPITAL, AND TO ROOM ..646, BUILDING A, SUITE 3. GIRL IS LYING IN THE HOSPITAL BED.

boy- omg are u ok??

girl- ..................

boy- sweetie!! talk to me!!

girl- i..........

boy- u what?? U WHAT???

girl- i have cancer and im on life support

boy- .....................>breaks into tears<......................

girl- they r taking me off 2night

boy- y??

girl- i wanted 2 tell u but i couldnt

boy- y didnt u tell me????

girl- i didnt want 2 hurt u.

boy- u could never hurt me

girl- i just wanted 2 c if u felt bout me as the same i felt bout u.

boy- ?

girl- i luv u moe thn nething, i wuld give u the world in a hertbeet. i wuld die 4 you and take a bullet for you.

boy- ...........

girl- dont be sad, i love u n ill always be here w/u

boy- then y'd u break up w/me?

nurse- young man, visiting hours are over.

BOY LEAVES, GIRL IS TAKEN OFF LIFE SUPPORT, AND DIES.

but wht the boy didn't kno is that the girl only asked him those questions so she culd hear him say it one last time, and she only broke up w/him because she knew she only had 3 more weeks to live, and thought it would cause him less pain and give him time to get over her before she died.

NEXT DAY

the boy is found dead w/ a gun in his hand..w/ a note in the other...
TE NOTE SED:i told her i wold take a bulet 4 her....just like she said she wuld die 4 me...


re-pst this within 10 min as : "awww this made me cry"
o else the one u luv wil die

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PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 8:12 am


I can't believe that I actually read that whole thing. My eyes are BURNING gonk

ph34r_meh


Buccellatte

Sparkly Conversationalist

PostPosted: Sat May 26, 2007 9:38 am


ph34r_meh
I can't believe that I actually read that whole thing. My eyes are BURNING gonk


Amen to that.
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 11:23 am


The story is cool, but the grammar...
...
*upchucks*

BlueBlythe


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:41 pm


I find it ironic that you b***h about grammar when you can't even spell 'bulletin' or capitalise your I's.
PostPosted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:52 pm


MadnessFreak
I find it ironic that you b***h about grammar when you can't even spell 'bulletin' or capitalise your I's.


Well, I find it ironic that you are criticizing him when you cannot even spell capitalize correctly.

Lacus_And_Kira


MadnessFreak

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 2:43 am


Lacus_And_Kira
MadnessFreak
I find it ironic that you b***h about grammar when you can't even spell 'bulletin' or capitalise your I's.


Well, I find it ironic that you are criticizing him when you cannot even spell capitalize correctly.

There's a difference between mispelling an 11-letter word and forgetting something they teach you when you're 4 years old. I've used the word capitalize about 2 times in my life. Either way, thanks for the correction.
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:21 pm


Herr Savage
ph34r_meh
I can't believe that I actually read that whole thing. My eyes are BURNING gonk


Amen to that.


All the garbled mess made the story a lot more unattractive. Slides off my brain like rain on a raincoat.

Natsuri



Faemint


Dapper Dabbler

PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 11:06 pm


I'm not sure, but I think it might be possible to spell "capitalize" with an "s" in Great Britain. confused
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:22 pm


I'm sorry, but I can't feel bad for those people with all that text talk. -twitches-

Captain Purpleheart

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