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Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 1:01 pm


Honest to God, I saw this today gonk

TXT TLK Overlord
da enemah ish among us.da grammarians o' watevah must die.


eek eek eek eek eek
eek eek eek eek eek
eek eek gonk eek eek
eek eek eek eek eek
eek eek eek eek eek


So...The enemy is amongst us. evil We attack at dawn! stressed ninja
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:29 pm


That's the guys real screename, right?
*cocks shotgun*

BlueBlythe


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:38 pm


That's just my name for him. He's the enemy General ninja
PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 4:55 pm


Looks around for a gun but only finds a packof water balloons. "Oh well. It will have to work for now under the circumstances."

Breezy ish a spazz


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Wed May 23, 2007 5:05 pm


kimimaro97 doesn't know we're on to him.

I'm an undercover agent ninja
PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 5:26 pm


Be-squeeze me?

We're the enemies? Well, daaamn. I've been spying on the wrong side all this time. Shoo.

Sheep Kitchen

Wheezing Ladykiller


Natsuri

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 11:06 am


We've found our man, mates. Now if only Galadedrid would authorize a strike on this S.O.B., I'll be at the ready.

::readies the rack of literal weapons::
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 3:15 pm


Person..shall...die!

Captain Purpleheart


CHicKeNy Corpse

PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:16 pm


BlueBlythe
That's the guys real screename, right?
*cocks shotgun*
PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 9:56 pm


Natsuri
We've found our man, mates. Now if only Galadedrid would authorize a strike on this S.O.B., I'll be at the ready.

::readies the rack of literal weapons::


Now who is this Galadedrid who has the authority to attack?

BlueBlythe: A shotgun isn't enough, apparently. You'd be needing metalstorm's active denial systems. s**t, those things would be so effective in handling noobs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

That's a video of a demonstration of the metalstorm ADS.

Zealot of Insanity


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PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 12:09 am


*Loads Beretta Grammar Gun with new clip* Ready!
PostPosted: Wed May 30, 2007 1:04 pm


Natsuri
We've found our man, mates. Now if only Galadedrid would authorize a strike on this S.O.B., I'll be at the ready.

::readies the rack of literal weapons::


I shall fetch him.

Altima the Dragonic Lord


Galadedrid Damodred

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 3:22 am


*momentous theme music*

I... HAVE... COME!

My bretheren (and sisteren?)... this is more than an assault on grammar... My friends, the Butchers and Illiterates have offered us a CHALLENGE! They have sunk to new depths to provoke us, and THEY HAVE SUCCEEDED! scream They will learn fear of us! They will stand knee-deep in the blood of their comrades! They will hear the clash of our swords, the crack of our guns and the thunder of our voices, and they will know that THEIR END DRAWS NEAR!
PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 7:34 am


Galadedrid Damodred
*momentous theme music*

I... HAVE... COME!

My bretheren (and sisteren?)... this is more than an assault on grammar... My friends, the Butchers and Illiterates have offered us a CHALLENGE! They have sunk to new depths to provoke us, and THEY HAVE SUCCEEDED! scream They will learn fear of us! They will stand knee-deep in the blood of their comrades! They will hear the clash of our swords, the crack of our guns and the thunder of our voices, and they will know that THEIR END DRAWS NEAR!


Let the slaying of the grammar-butchering beast commence!!! twisted

With that vicious smile, grinning the grin of all men singed by flame, we shall ride into battle valiantly, guns blazing and blades at the ready!

::prepares the literates' weapon rack while polishing up the Megacorp Plasma Storm weapon and loading the proverbial literate ammo::

Get your weapons here! Literate weapons rack! Pick a weapon, mates, any weapon!

Zealot of Insanity
Natsuri
We've found our man, mates. Now if only Galadedrid would authorize a strike on this S.O.B., I'll be at the ready.

::readies the rack of literal weapons::


Now who is this Galadedrid who has the authority to attack?

BlueBlythe: A shotgun isn't enough, apparently. You'd be needing metalstorm's active denial systems. s**t, those things would be so effective in handling noobs.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d8hlj4EbdsE

That's a video of a demonstration of the metalstorm ADS.


I've seen more powerful weapons on the Discovery Channel's "Future Weapons" program. I bet they'll do a lot more justice to those noobs and their conventionals.

Natsuri


Altima the Dragonic Lord

PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 2:50 pm


The Black Knight is ready! scream
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