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I have to admit, I was very bored when I wrote it and no one at home wanted to read this, so I want you guys to read it first! I don't own House or Sonic the Hedgehog. I do, however, own Virtual doctor.



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House limped into his office wiht his new cane in hand. He felt particularly annoyed today because he knew that it was Foreman's last day. And House intended to let him go with a bang. Across from his office was the boardroom where is precious whiteboard stood and hardly unused except for the symptoms of the Patient of the Week was suffering from. The boardroom was supposed to be empty; and as usual, Chase was there with the department's laptop and as usual, he was {probably, thought House} messing everything up. A brain wave had struck him and decided to take his annoyance out on Chase. House snuck up from behind Chase and said loudly:

"Chase! Porn? AGAIN?" House announced. Moments like this made getting up in the morning worth it, despite his chronic leg pain. "Don't you see yourself enough in the mirror?"

Chase jumped slightly and turned around. He showed his House his screen. It was a loading page for something called 'Virtual Doctor'.

"It's not porn." Chase replied calmly. He was starting to get used to House's antics to embarass him. Yet everyday it was a different tactic and it made Chase expect the unexpected.

"No, but it's 'Virtual Doctor'. Is it like Operation?" House asked in a child- like manner. He sighed loudly and took his eyes off of the screen and Chase's well- coifed hair. "Where are Cameron and Foreman? Did Cameron decide that she's into black dudes?"

"They're testing the samples you told them to test." Chase replied. "I'm here looking up the diag-"

Before hearing the rest of Chase's explanation, House left the boardroom and walked into his office. He went behind his chair and bent over. He picked up one of the heavier books on the shelf.

Chase smiled, the website had loaded. "You see," He said {smugly} loud enough for House to hear through the glass walls. "This 'Virtual Doctor' can help us. All I have to do is type in the symptoms..."

House returned and he had to admit thathe was mildly intrigued at Chase's findings.

"And it says that the patient has... Cancer?" Chase read. His voice sounded slightly troubled. "We should get Wilson on the case... I don't know why we didn't think of it..."

"Computers lie." House said as he closed the laptop's screen and pushed it down the table. "Use this." He gave him one of the thickest medical dictionaries House had in his office. "And start on A, don't cheat by calling Wilson or starting at C. I know it isn't cancer."

"How do you know? You only know the symptoms. You told us what to do and we did tests-"

"-Watched yourself in a porno-" Interrupted House.

"-And we came up with Cancer."

"Excuse me, but I have a date with Sonic the Hedgehog in my office." House said. "He hates it when I'm late."

As he walked into his office, Cameron, Foreman and not to House's surprise, Wilson, barged in.

"House, it's cancer." Cameron said. She was holding the tet results in her gloved- covered hand.

House sighed loudly. "First 'Virtual Doctor', then Chase and you three! If I tell you anything, it's that things lie! Computers, people, symptoms! All of it! Lies! Now I have to play some Sonic."

"Sonic the Hedghog is a lie." Foreman added.

House eyed him.

"I saw the results. It's true." Wilson replied, as he was the Head of the Cancer department.

"Then go and treat it! It's not my problem! But you'll make it my problem!" House shouted loud enough for Chase to hear.

Chase joined them shortly. "The book even says so! It's cancer!" He added.

"Is 'C' the first letter of the alphabet for you people?" House asked Chase.

"I'll be taking over, then." Wilson replied. Clearly, he was annoyed at how the conversation was going. He turned around and headed for the door.

"You may use my minions." House called. Cameron, Foreman and Chase exchanged glances. "Feel free to use the cane on them, in fact, feel free to use my cane. Feel free to hit Chase for me."

"I'll keep that in mind." Wilson replied and he left House's office with House's Minions' following.

Thank you!

Do you really think so? I might one day ^_^

YEAH RAPE CHASE WITH A CANE!!!!


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><; ninja *hides*
EDIT: What I was trying to say, was that I loved it. 3nodding

ROFL thats amazingly funny!