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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 11:06 pm
...then Sasuke would be a _____________ & Sakura a ______________. And they _______________________.
Personally: Sasuke would be a sexy butler (for Tsunade) and Sakura a head of a corporation. They would meet at a party and get drunk together.
Ok, GO. Crack is the limit. :D
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:31 am
I picture Sakura as an idol. For singing, ya know? And Sasuke a reporter that makes singers and celebrities look bad. They meet each other and immediately despise each other. But Sasuke seems to find himself writing good stuff about Sakura, making her look better and better as a person. <33333333333333333333333333333
... Sounds like a good fanfic idea... *might start it today, lazy*
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:40 am
Sakura would be a vampire, and Sasuke would be a vampire slayer.
At first Sasuke was supposed to kill her, but then he fell in love~ Awww
( Okay, I admit, I got that off a roleplay. >>;; )
Um um, or...
Sakura was a princess ( <3 ), and Sasuke was her guardian, forbidden from even looking at her~
Whoooo forbidden love~ *gets shot*
Uhhh, yeah, I'm weird. >>
Oh, or there could be evil WIZARDS!
Orochimaru, the evil WIZARD has captured the hansome young PRINCE, Sasuke!! <3 <3 <3
So The Naruto, the ROYAL KNIGHT ( Oh yeah. xD ) and Sakura, Sasuke's most trusted associate person ( I forget what they're called ), have to go save him!!
But Sasuke, who had given the wizard his trust, betrays himm!! And he dies, so the prince can go back home! But then he finds Itachi!! Some evil, evil villan type person... um, and he knows this is the guy who killed his parents! ( Oh noes! )
So stuff happens.... now I so want to make this into some crack comic type thing. >>;;
SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!??
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:17 pm
...then Sasuke would be a _____________ & Sakura a ______________. And they _______________________.
Whahahahhahhaha ^______^
Sasuke would be a sexy bodyguard with "ties" to yakuza. Sakura would be the daughter of some important figure that's been threatened.
And they would have to work together to keep her safe, then run away to some special island where they'll smex and make many an Uchiha baby <3
XDDDDDDD
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 1:01 pm
Okay, so I LOVE band fics.
So I want Sasuke to be the leader of some rock band 8D Because i find musicians hot.
And Sasuke was ALREADY hot to begin with.
And Sakura... i'm not sure. Probably the lead of some rival band xD that'd be cool.
And they'd fall in love and not admit or show it 8D *loves that kind of stuff*
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:06 pm
MooMoo: xD You really SHOULD draw that. <3
All these crack ideas. LAWL. <3 I love YazmishaNazo's though. <3
...then Sasuke would be a grumpy, super hard English teacher & Sakura a math/science teacher that all the students love. And they tealk about each other during class. :]
Student: Whaaa? NINE worksheets? *mumbles* I wish I had Ms. Haruno for English, too.
Sasuke: Ms. Haruno is lazy, and she is not preparing for the tough future. Now shut it and get to work.
*later*
Same Student: Ms. Haruno! Mr. Uchiha said you were lazy and not preparing us! Just because YOU don't give us nine worksheets about Julius Caeser doesn't mean YOU'RE lazy, right?
Sakura: ...Oh really? Well, Mr. Uchiha has Julius Caeser's sword up his butt. :] In fact, why don't I give him a visit?
*a minute later*
Sakura: So, Mr. Uchiha, I hear you talk about me. Apaarantly I'm lazy.
Random Student: He just thinks you're hot!
Sasuke: ....?! PUNISHWORK! D<
Sakura: :] Orly?
Sasuke: LIES. Don't you have a class to teach?!
*shot* x3
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:17 pm
@Remedi. That sounds hilarous. You should write it. x3
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:18 pm
Rosalius Oujo @Remedi. That sounds hilarous. You should write it. x3
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:29 pm
Wow, this is hilarious. xd
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:46 pm
-stalks thread- :3
I'd write something, but I have no witty comments up my sleeve for this one...
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 3:27 pm
Oh..
Maybe.. Sakura could be a Famous Spy, who have a secret name.. or somethin.. [Insert Codename here].. And Sasuke can be Teh person Sakura spys on :O!! and and... Sakura is also assigned to kill Sasuke.
-gasp- Angst <3 And naruto will be the janitor who fell in love with the person who hired him, Hinata. >.<
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:13 pm
i m o g e n ...then Sasuke would be a _____________ & Sakura a ______________. And they _______________________. That right there is said and done. xD
Then Sasuke would be a Seme, Sakura the Uke (as a girl, not a boy) and they would f*ck each others brains out until Sakura get freaking quintuplets.
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:32 pm
Sakura~Kusanagi i m o g e n ...then Sasuke would be a _____________ & Sakura a ______________. And they _______________________. That right there is said and done. xD
Then Sasuke would be a Seme, Sakura the Uke (as a girl, not a boy) and they would f*ck each others brains out until Sakura get freaking quintuplets. xD When I first saw the first post, I thought basicly the same thing. xD;;
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 5:41 pm
MooMooJuice Sakura~Kusanagi i m o g e n ...then Sasuke would be a _____________ & Sakura a ______________. And they _______________________. That right there is said and done. xD
Then Sasuke would be a Seme, Sakura the Uke (as a girl, not a boy) and they would f*ck each others brains out until Sakura get freaking quintuplets. xD When I first saw the first post, I thought basicly the same thing. xD;;
We're all pervs! xD
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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 6:19 pm
Lol. I've seen this great piece of artwork that shows Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura in like. Noble clothes. *searches* I based a roleplay off of it.
Princess Sakura and her Guardian/Body Guard Sasuke, along with her Best Friend as well as Adviser Naruto.
<3333333 I WAS writing a story on it, but I figured it had TOO many details and not enough action. So I quit. I still have it, though.
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