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 Posted: Wed May 16, 2007 6:43 am
Aight peeps we've all had em that one guy who we gave our everything to and ended up leaving us for some crappy excuse. Well payback is a b***h cuz i for one don't forget; I might forgive but never forget.
So here it is, lets all have a good laugh at how truly corny these guys are!
Over the Phone:
him: "oh hi i thought i was going to get your machine"
me: "on a break so i have some time. whats up?"
him "oh well i'll just tell you. Look i don't think we're going to work out all my friends don't think we would work out..."
me: "....mmkay?"
him: "(quickly as to back pedal) and to be honest, i don't see my self as being faithful."
(WTF IS THAT!!!! COME ON WHO SAYS THAT?!?!?!)
me: "in that case bye!"
him: "we can still be friends right?
me: "riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight" *click*
COME ON REALLY WHAT WAS THAT? lol rofl
*ps please change the pronouns if needed cuz losers, unfortunately, come in all shapes, sizes, and genders
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 9:16 am
at least you had a straight for forward break up, my ex told me months after my feelings grew for him, it hurt like hell, was more angry than sad. your smart, because i was dumb enough stay his friend (he was unfaithful even as a friend >.<)
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:38 am
My ex did basicly the same thing, but we rarely saw each other, but she called me up one night and was like
Her: "I think we should break up, because im afraid im going to cheat on you, I almost have"
Me: "okaayyy...sure."
Her: okay, hey you wanna hang out saturday? me and eric are goin to the mall.
Me: I'm...busy...?
but like I said, we rarely saw each other, and I had been havin some issues myself, aka my [other] ex wanted to get back together (and I was/am in love with her).
But our relationship was rocky to begin with and if she hadn't ended it I would have soon anyways.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 4:21 pm
"By the way, did I tell you that I'm engaged now?"
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:09 am
My friend's boyfriend dumped her saying that he had decided to a priest, and was going to get started on practicing to be one (ie, abstinent)
So he dumped her, and 2 days later had hooked up with a mutual acquaintance. So now he's known as Godboy...the a**.
I actually had my first serious girlfriend breakup with me telling me that she cheated on me, and then asked if I was going to dump her...
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:55 am
BlackWolfPoet I actually had my first serious girlfriend breakup with me telling me that she cheated on me, and then asked if I was going to dump her... wow thats almost like asking permission to cheat ><
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:56 am
Chikalto "By the way, did I tell you that I'm engaged now?" CONGRATS xd xd xd
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 4:12 pm
Oh wow
so that girlfriend that i posted about
wants to get back together >.<
oh dang
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 5:56 am
wait...which one? the one that you just broke up with or the one from before?
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:19 pm
i think that the pathetic part is that he wanted to dump you ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE!! honestly... that's kinda sad
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Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 5:56 am
~scarred-and-diseased~ i think that the pathetic part is that he wanted to dump you ON YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE!! honestly... that's kinda sad hahaha yea....sad part i've had that happen before. get this, (another person) gets one of his friends to call me, leave me a message, and basically says that its over.... sweatdrop chicken shi~ lil punk! mad
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:25 pm
Our aniversary...I made us a great meal. Dessert..Well our aniversary was on v-day aye. And well i went over to his house, picnic basket in hand, great big ol gift, walked into his room (we were gonna ahve the house to ourselves for once, now now get ur head outta the gutter) Well I walked in and in his bed, beaneath him, was a girl KNOWN(she does..) to has stds. And as fat as a god damn hippo. not to mention she was my ex g,f back when she was thin and clean. anyway he turned to me and told me to eather join in or leave. Well. Me and this nice guy I met in the park (id gone to eat my meal alone and wallow in self pitty) ended up having a great conversation and ecoming the best of friends. ^^
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:27 pm
Well anyway, when he found out the next day that I made myself a new friend. And had the meal I made him with this other guy. He told me He was dumping me because i cheated on him.....I cheated on HIM....make any sence here???
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:10 am
Sekenre wait...which one? the one that you just broke up with or the one from before? the one i broke up with or broke up with me...or something... confused
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