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heavens_akki

PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 3:27 pm


I found this topic in the life issues that said "i wan die" and so I thought that they may have mistyped or just had a fast thought process. So I looked in it and this is what it said:

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som perik frm dwn the stret shot my windw and i have to fuken fix it i m so mad i thnk i wan die...

how shd i die?
PostPosted: Mon May 14, 2007 6:33 pm


How could it be mistyped if it'd be "I want to die"?

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:02 am


Moron
som perik frm dwn the stret shot my windw and i have to fuken fix it i m so mad i thnk i wan die...

how shd i die?


Translation:

Some person from down the street shot my window, and I have to fu***ng fix it. I am so mad I think I want to die...

How should I die?
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:58 am


Smoozle
Moron
som perik frm dwn the stret shot my windw and i have to fuken fix it i m so mad i thnk i wan die...

how shd i die?


Translation:

Some person from down the street shot my window, and I have to fu***ng fix it. I am so mad I think I want to die...

How should I die?

Thanks for that, Captain Obvious.

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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:36 am


@.@

This person should die slowly, tortured for their abuse of the English language.
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 5:29 pm


MadnessFreak
Smoozle
Moron
som perik frm dwn the stret shot my windw and i have to fuken fix it i m so mad i thnk i wan die...

how shd i die?


Translation:

Some person from down the street shot my window, and I have to fu***ng fix it. I am so mad I think I want to die...

How should I die?

Thanks for that, Captain Obvious.

HEY! I had no idea what 'perik' meant... He helped, meanie!

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rawrjennamonster

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 6:20 pm


Yeah... How do you get from "person" to "perik"? I mean, how is that even slang?
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 8:36 pm


I think by "perik" he meant p***k.

heavens_akki

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