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These are the rooms.



0. Staircases (Every floor): Exactly as stated. No elevators here, folks. Were Villains, we don''t cater to the old and decrepit.

1.Girls dorm (1st floor)- This is the place for girls to sleep and plot on how to make the heros and other male villains lives hell.

2.Boys dorm (1st Floor)- This is where the dude''s sleep and run away from the villainous females.

3.Xeen Soltari''s Room (2nd Floor):Xeen''s room is simple, equipped with a massive black bed ((We''re talking a pair of king-sized beds)), a black leather sofa, with an entire wall devoted to a painted mural of a seven-headed dragon wrapping his body around a planet. Other than that, it''s sparsely decorated, at best, leaving the polished granite walls exposed. ((Black granite, of course.))

4.Mistress Sufference''s Room (2nd Floor): King size four poster bed...because every villainess needs one. Shimerry red curtain wound around the posts. Basic furniture out of carved cherry wood. Large bookshelves filled with books and odd looking ornaments. Basic color scheme would be Reds/violets/blacks/coppers and sage. Dried roses in several vases around the room. A large fancy persian rug.
A fountain in the middle of the room---yes....because I demand it. A fireplace, made of red and black marble.
and my own bathroom, bathtub, shower...the works.


5.Baranar Bremwill''s Room (2nd Floor): Baranar''s room is lightly decorated, as he doesn''t spend too much time there. It has a 4-poster bed, with dark grey blankets, pillows, and a stone framework. There are five photos lining the walls, all of them paintings on the same female. Blue eyes, Long blond hair, and always a smile, in all of the paintings.
Another wall is adorned with strange marking, entailing what looks to be a very odd story. It concerns a man in black armor, a green man with a burning black sword, a cloaked figure, emanating power, and a large, seven headed dragon. These figures each set out on different quests, eventually meeting at the place where the Dragon is.
There is also a bathroom, complete with shower, dumper, and male sanitary items (That means razor and Listerene. No man-pons here.).

6.Butler''s Room (1st Floor): A basic enough room. It has a bed, a dresser, and some other little tid bits of decoration the Butler wanted in his room.
On the issue of the butler, do not mess with him. Unknown to the Villains, aside from B (cause I designed the place) the Butler is actually a powerful Necromancer known only As Jan''Lo Cyrath, though here he goes by the simple title of ''Butler''.

7.Torture room (Basement): This room contains five very uncomfy (AKA, tiny little razor-spikes cover it) with straps to hold someone down. These spikes will pump the sitter full of Pure Liquid Pain (It''s painful). In front of these chairs are T.V.s with VCRs. In these VCRs are Barney and Teletubbie videos. Do the math.
Oh yeah. And there''s also the standard torture devices. Such as whips, chains, and leather a**-less chaps...Wait! Crap, that''s my room!

8.Entertainment Room (Basement): This room is where the Villains can relax and take a break from plotting the destruction of the Haven. This room contains a TV and DVD library, each of the three Next Gen systems with a library of games for all of them.
It also contains a few dart boards, Pool tables, and that general sort of thing.

9.Kitchen/Chemistry Lab: Due to lack of funds (AKA, the villain honchos thought it''d be funny), the Chemistry Lab and the Kitchen were merged. It is a common happening for the sugar to get mixed up with the Anthrax, so be careful.

10.Evil Plan Room (2nd Floor): Big meeting room, with a long table with poomfy chairs lining he table. At one end there is a pull-down white-board thingy that can be projected upon. Also, there are plates that have been enchanted to never run out of cookies. We are the Dark side, and we better as ******** have cookies.

11.Portal (or whatever ED named it) room (Basement): This room is quite simple. It contains bare, wooden walls and floors. On the far side is a swirling vortex of dark green and gold energies, roughly 10 feet at the diameter. This is what you pop out of when you return to life.

12.Security Room (1st Floor): This room is only entered by the Head f**...I mean Xeen, and his minions, the two kick-a**-otrons (Me and ED). This room contains room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room room....
s**t...sorry, sorta went into a daze there.
In that room ro...There are multiple television screens, showing each room of the HQ. There is also an Alarm button that alerts the Villains in the HQ that were under attack or somethin. If you are not one of the kick-a**-otrons or Xeen, you will be killed if you press this.
There is also a PA system. Same applies for the kill thing.

13.Garden Room (1st Floor): A nice garden, with a lake, cute little birdies and squirrels. Oh yes, and there are also numerous man-eating carnivorous plants. You might want to watch out for those.
On a secondary note, Baranar''s pet crow, Feather, lives here. If you make any attempt to harm said crow, said crow will grow very big and step on you.

14.Spa and Pool (2nd Floor): This is where the Villains come to relax. There are saunas, jacuzzis, and a pool. Members are greatly encouraged not to freeze/boil the water while other members are inside the pool.

15.Holo Room (2nd Floor): A training room where the villains can use a computer to replicate both people and scenarios. Pain in the Holo room is real, though most of the time the Holo will cancel itself before killing someone. Most of the time.

16.Library (3d Floor): This is the Library. Don''t even bother looking for Manga, cause there isn''t any here. Damned losers.
There are classics here, like Shakespeare, Poe, and McCaffrey. There are numerous big, dark-red chairs with tables and little lamps.

17.Computer room (2nd Floor): This is a small room with a half-dozen little cubicles set out. Each cubicle has a brand new G5 running the latest Mac OSX Tiger. It has internet connection, allowing the villains to research locations and people. It also has Warcraft III TFT, UT 2K4, and pretty much any other game.

18. Dining Hall (2nd Floor): This is where Xeen, Sufference, and Baranar eat when they have plans to discuss, or one of them wants to wine and dine a guest. The room has a long table with at least 20 beautifuly crafted wooden chair lined along it. The Butler prepares the food for them, and serves it as well.

19. Attic (Attic level): This is the highest level of the mansion, the equivalent of the 4th floor, except that it is one large room. This room is huge, spanning about 200 yards in every direction, taking up more room than all of the other floors. It has a high ceiling with many rafters in which bats and other animals roost.
The area surrounding the stair-case that leads up there has normal attic things: chairs with sheets over them, old lamps, that sort of thing. But when you delve deeper into the room, you find the more mysterious things. In one of the far corners, there is said to be a demonic shrine of unknown origin, supposedly used to give sacrifices to the Book Keeper of Hell.
There are other sites in the Attic that have yet been undiscovered. To be quite honest, this is the one room Baranar did not design, as it was there when he started remodeling the mansion, and chose to leave it.
There are also many magical artifacts scattered about in the attic, ranging from swords that steal souls to lamps that can show the truth. All of these items are buried among other non-magical items, so it would take extremely good luck to locate them.

20. Bathroom (every floor but the Attic): It''s a normal bathroom, with nothing out of the ordinary. There is one on every floor aside from the Attic, not counting the ones located in specific rooms, such as dorms.

21. Trick Bathrooms (every floor but the Attic): These are almost exact replicas of the normal Bathrooms, except they are booby-trapped. If you use the toilet, you will quickly find that anything you put in the toilet falls out of the ceiling and onto your head. If you happen to get far enough along to flush, instead of the common flushing noise, you will hear a loud moan of pleasure, seeming to eminate from the walls themselves.
The sink is normal, unless you try and use the stopper on it. If you use the stopped, then the mirror above the sink will begin to display horrendous scenes of gore and violence, enough to make most people vomit (don''t vomit in the toilet!).
These rooms were also found in the house before Baranar remodeled.

22. Entrance Hall (1st Floor): This is the room you arrive in when you first enter the HQ. It''s simple enough, with path ways leading off to other rooms. High up in this room, close to the ceiling, is a large portrait of a cloaked figure, two burning green eyes flaring from under the hood.

23-28. Not done Rooms (Every floor but the Attic: Rooms that are not yet completed. More can be added.

29 (cause I forgot it) Garage (Basement): Exactly that. It''s a garage that holds all the Vehicals and wot not. There are also numerous cars and automobiles there that belong to noone in particular, they are there for whomever wants them

Erica called back, "Yes?" She peeked into his room. "Did you call?"

Erica blinked, "Not one of mine. Should we kill it?"

Xeen raised an eyebrow.
"Why not put him in a bottle and mail him to the Westerners? Annoy THEM into submission."

Erica just looked at Supah fly...."he's kinda cute..."

"...but not that cute."

((You know you want him))

((Sure....))

She pushed Baranar forward. "Take him instead."