You know you’re a fullmetal alchemist fan when…
1. When you snap your fingers hoping an element will come out of your fingers or when you try to break into a bank using a transmute circle
2. Also when you skip school to go look for a stone that doesn’t exist (in real life that is)
3. When you start researching 16th century alchemy only to find out that there's no such thing as a transmutation circle
4. When you and your friends start downloading the karaoke versions of the opening/ending songs and sing them at the school talent show
5. When you decide that you will name your future kids after the show's characters
6. When all you draw is FMA fan art and you are soon awarded "Most likely to become animation artist" in your graduation awards assembly
7. When you stalk random short blonde guys
8. You make your own FMA bag
9. You do indeed do research about alchemy and end up buying a book about it.
10. You still refer to FMA when you have to mention a great anime even though you've seen a lot more anime in a short time.
11. You make your friends watch it.
12. When you braid your hair and cut an Ed junior. (I call it this because it's on his head and it sticks up)
13. Draw transmutation circles on the street with sidewalk chalk and see what people do when the come upon them (hilariously funny)
14. When u draw a circle on your hand or on paper, and others ask what it is, and u respond "its the sign of the apocalypse" to scare them (also funny)
15. Are thinking about getting auto mail...
16. When you fall asleep in class and dream about Roy and his mini skirt madness.0_o
17. When u wear your hair in a low braid because Ed does...
18. When u dress up in a suit of armor for Halloween
19. When u write to a prosthetic limb manufacturer for people who have had amputated limbs and tell them about auto mail
20. When u randomly start singing a theme song in Japanese to yourself and your friend overhears u and looks at u like u have three heads
21. When you have fights with your little brother over FMA figures.
22. When you use the concept of equivalent exchange in your everyday life.
23. When seeing shrimp reminds you of Ed.
24. When you have a fit of rage when people call you a shrimp
25. Fight your brother to see who is stronger
26. And change your broken microwave to an oven
27. Hate every1 who calls u a shrimp
28. When your teacher is blabbing on, you drown out their talking with an FMA song playing' in your head
29. When you're bored, you make FMA wallpapers and buddy icons on your comp
30. When you have dreams of being a character in FMA (or one u made in your head)
31. If u had one wish you’d wish the world to be like FMA
32. You want to marry Ed
33. You want to learn Japanese and move out of the house for Japan
34. Buy all FMA games and finish them in record time with no cheats
35. Get real pissy and quote Ed whenever your called short
36. Walk and talk and pose like anime character
37. Look up how to do alchemy and figure out its nothing like FMA and sulk around for a week drawing (FMA) transmutation circles trying to do alchemy, and getting yelled at for making symbols that look like Satanism thing because you belong to a Christian family and you yourself are a Christian
38. You have a lot of pictures of FMA related things (not including circles)
39. You are planning to have lots of cats and a puppy named Black Hayate or Den
40. When you make up your own FMA character and use it as your handle on message boards...
41. When you have at least two zip discs dedicated to FMA pics
42. When you are on the computer 3-4 hours looking for pics you don’t have
43. You randomly slam your hands in randomly drawn circles thinking something will come from the circle
44. You attempt to make hot chocolate by gathering all the ingredients together on the table, clapping your hands together, then slamming them onto the table
45. When you are walking on the sidewalk thinking if you can change it into something eadable.or useful....
Relating everything to "Equivalent Exchange"
46. You either a. tries to make gloves with your own unique transmute circle on it, or you try to carve said circle into your hand
47. You know you're obsessed with HagaRen when you draw the Ouroboros/ transmutation circles/anything HagaRen related in every bathroom stall in the school and below it say 'By: QUICKSILVER' (Can you tell I've done this?)
48. See the control art on Alucard’s (Hellsing) gloves and think, 'since when can vampires do alchemy? WTF?'
49. When you see a guy with long blonde hair and punch him in face, calling him a 'good-for-nothing b*****d who didn't even come home when Mom died, etc.'
50. When you jump random people, dress them up like FMA characters, and run.
51. When you hijack the PA system of your school and yell, 'I AM PRETTY SOLDIER SAILOR QUICKSILVER AND IN THE NAME OF ALCHEMY, I WILL PUNISH YOU!' Then your friends stare at you. They didn't expect you to do a 'Sailor Moon' thing.
52. When you dress up as Roze at school and no one notices.
53. When you dress up as Sloth or Lust and everyone avoids you for the whole day.
54. When you memorize the dialogue of every episode in Japanese and English and are able to recite them from memory.
55. When you take your baby cousin, draw the Gate transmutation circle on his stomach, throw him in the air and clap your hands.
And catch him, of course....
56. ...When you plan on hacking off your limbs in hopes of getting auto mail...
57. When you avoid anyone in a military uniform like the plague....
58. When you see someone who looks like Mustang at your school and you yell, "Come back here, you yellow-bellied b*****d! I'll bite your legs off!" then your friends look at you weirdly for doing a 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' thing....
59. When some disses FMA/HagaRen and you go Ed on them... *image of chibi-Ed beating the crap out of someone*
60. When you figure out just what the heck Armstrong uses to go 'sparkle sparkle' and proceed to walk around with the 'sparkle sparkle' things for a week...
61. When you start co-writing your own FMA novel, complete with characters and sketches.
62. When you are commonly called by your characters name and you answer to it.
63. When the only way your parents can get you to do your giant pile of homework is to take away your "Fullmetal Time". ^^;
64. Drawing transmutation circles on EVERY piece of paper you turn into your teachers...
65. When you start making your own FMA merchandise
66. When you become a watchmaker just so you can make the perfect replica of Ed's watch
67. When you jump your school, paint it to look like Central HQ and run. (Only doing this when you’re completely drunk on Mountain Dew)
68. When you're at an Anime Convention and people ask you where you got the suit of armor that's following you everywhere
69. When you burn your house down to search for the philosopher’s stone!
70. When you fall in love with Ed or Al's human form.
71. When you try and explain the scientific aspects of how alchemy would really work
72. When during said conversation, an argument comes up about whether, when an alchemist fused and tree and a bird together, it would attack the alchemist that made or whether the alchemist could control it.
73. U r eating the meal your mother cooked u (which is very nasty) and u clap your hands and turn it into CANDY!!!
74. When u have FMA wallpaper, bed sheets, carpets...or when u have FMA posters all over your walls that everyone THINKS its wallpaper
75. When u play with little figurines and make them fight each other while your making sound effects
76. You find yourself subconsciously humming/singing the openings/endings/background music enough that your friends/parents/coworkers have asked you to stop
77. You can't help but laugh uncontrollably when ever you see such products/foods/things as 'Mr. Clean,' 'canned tiny shrimp,' 'Nissan,' and anything your brain seems to make a connection to.
78. You can hold almost entire conversations from quotes from the series...
79. You feel the need to correct anyone who pronounces something wrong FMA related... Even if they are not speaking of FMA...
80. You have pets/plants/etc named after your favorite characters.
81. Your parents have forbidden you from chopping off any of your limbs, even before you thought to ask.
82. They even specified in which limbs...
83. Your parents don't seem to understand the meaning of 'Hagaren doujinshi', but you talk about it so dearly all the time, they are convinced that it must be good.
84. You constantly get your families' and friends' names confused with FMA characters', and call them by so so often that they respond to both now...
85. Your teachers know which papers are yours from the sketches (of certain young men in miniskirts...) and the transmutation arrays.
86. You have actually had seriously considered kidnapping cosplayers...
87. Your parents have actually taken to calling your Hagaren action figures/figurines/etc 'your little friends'... XD
88. All of your art projects in school somehow seem to turn out with the same flamel design... Somehow...
89. Your brothers have gotten to avoid you for days at a time in fear of your red marker and intention to 'bind their souls.'
90. You have actually talked your mom into agreeing to cosplay as Trisha...
91. And your little brother as a zeppelin...
92. You have grown an unnatural fear of zeppelins, and get goose bumps whenever they seem to come up...
93. Which they do, and you are convinced that they are out to get you.
94. Your typical greeting to your friends is "Ha! I bet I'm taller than you today!"
95. And they sure do get an earful when you're not... Again...
96. Whenever asked to read out loud, whether in class or at home, you subconsciously change all the words 'brother' to 'Nii-san'.
97. When your friends can't tell the difference of whether you're quoting the show or elricest fanfics... And their opinion on the show has gotten kinda... Eeeech...
98. When you find yourself stalking the dub actors' livejournals in your spare time.
99. When you contribute to these list things, then look back and find that everything you put was true for yourself...
100. Drawing a transmutation circle around fireworks and right when they go off slam your hands on the ground
101. Clapping your hands together and nothing happens and you keep on doing it over and over again till something happen
102. When your mom *or friend* give you a glass of milk you say "THE POISON" and start fussing over it so you don’t have to drink it
103. You and your little brother tell your mom *or friend* that your gonna go on an island for 1 month with a hunting knife
104. Trying to make your friend wear a miniskirt when he or she doesn’t want to *don’t ask about the he*
105. Hacking your arm off and tell the doctors "got auto mail?" *don’t ask either*
106. When u dress up as Ed and pretend to form alchemy
107. When you casually bring up a character into a conversation and your aunt and grandma ask, "Who's Ed?"
108. When you make your whole family and your Friend’s family helps you make a costume for a convention.
109. When you call your brother Alex "Al and Brother" all the time
110. When you get mad at your brother for calling you "little one"
111. When you can't go without 5 min talking about FMA
112. When your friends tell you to shut up cause they know you will talk and possibility give away something in the show that they haven't seen yet.
113. When you bring your mother back to life with a transmute circle
114. Buying cloths that somewhat resemble cloths they wear.
-Red duster
-white gloves
-black pants
- black tube top
-bandanas
115. Using money that was for school stuff on merchandise
-key chains
-pins
-shirt
-exct.
116. Look up alchemy in chemistry books and on the Internet
and know the alchemic element names....... and where the name alchemy comes from...and....what it means.......
117. You learn Japanese just so you can go to Japan and stalk the Japanese voice actors.
118. You have to have at least 50 FMA plushies stuffed in your closet or you feel that you live an empty life.
119. You fill the requirements for the previously stated.
120. You force your little brother to walk around in a metal suit and refer to you as 'nii-san'.
121. You go to anime conventions just so you can kidnap cosplayers and lock them in your closet.
122. You burst out in a fit of giggles every time you go to a seafood reastraunt and see shrimp on the menu and everyone looks at you like you’re insane.
123. You attempt to transmute your school lunch into candy by drawing a transmutation circle on it and slamming your hands into the plate, sending the food flying into nearby people.
124. You glomp and/or kidnap any person who bears a resemblance to one of the characters.
125. You throw a tantrum whenever someone tries to give you a glass of milk.
126. You write transmutation on any white gloves that come into your possession.
127. You wear said gloves and expect the objects near you to burst into flames whenever you snap your fingers.
128. You lop off one or more of your limbs and demand that your doctor replace them with auto mail.
129. You burn your house down to search for a stone to replace said limbs.
130. You attempt to bring back a dead relative using alchemy.
131. You draw transmutation circles on every scrap of paper you get your hands on and attempt to perform alchemy.
132. You spend at least six months in the library reading about alchemy, only to find that it's not like it is in FMA, and you sulk about it for the rest of the year
133. When you break all of your toys to try and use alchemy to fix them.
134. When you buy the father cornellos ring and expect it to actually work
135. You make a metal arm out of cardboard and spray it silver
136. You totally obsess over FMA and try to find everything you can that has to do with it
137. You wish your hair wasn't turning from blonde to brown on its own because you want it to be the same color as Ed-sama's
138. You are currently memorizing/have memorized all the things that Ed says whenever someone calls him chibi/short, pipsqueak, short stuff, shorty, shrimp, shrimpy, makes any type of "Short joke" that refers to her, small (when it refers to her), tiny, or 'Tiny Tim' (it could happen. >_> wink
139. You want to learn Japanese so that you can go to Japan and act like you know all about Alchemy and the FMA universe.
140. You freak whenever someone tries to give you milk and scream/shout/yell "AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!! EVIL!! AWAY!!!!!!!" and hit the glass/carton/jug/whatever it is out of their hand(s) away from you
141. You sing along to all the opening and ending themes to the show
142. You read 'lemon' fanfic quizzes on quizilla.com that have to do with Ed being the guy in it
143. You try to figure out whether or not that's supposed to be a person twisted onto a cross on the side of Al's armor and the back of Ed's red jacket (It’s a snake)
144. You picture Ed's voice whenever you see a pic of him yelling at someone or just saying something or whenever you're playing an FMA video game
145. You become something like the official Edo-sama clay model maker for the Edward Elric fanclub
146. You really want to get all the FMA manga volumes and scan them onto your computer so that you can act like you're doing homework but are actually reading the manga volumes instead.
147. You call anyone who has blonde/yellow hair and dresses in a black sports bra and pale blue/purple mechanic outfit and ties the top half of the mechanic outfit around their waist 'Winry'
148. You glomp anyone who looks like Ed
149. You try to sneak any stray kitty cat that you see into your house by hiding it in your jacket and freaking out when your parents/sibling(s)/friend(s) hear it meow and ask you "What was that?"
150. You try to explain how alchemy works in Science class and get an F because your teacher thinks that you're insane.
151. You start calling your best female friend Winry and your younger brother Al. When they try to tell you that those aren't their names, you stare at them blankly and say, "of course they are. Now stop fooling around, we need to find the Philosopher's Stone!"
152. You see someone in the mall who looks like Ed, and you run up to them screaming, "OMG ED!!! LET ME HELP YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!"
153. You dress up like Ed on Halloween. When someone answers their door and asks who you are, you say "I'm Ed. Ed from Full Metal Alchemist?" When they don't understand, you pull out an FMA DVD and hand it to them, saying, "Here, you can have this. I have a whole closetful at home."
154. You know you are obsessed when you have a personalized decorative street sign print the name "Edward on it" and the guy who makes it thinks your crazy for choosing that name....
155. When you’re watching Colombo and one of the characters in that episode happens to be named "Roy" and you scream " omg Roy!"
156. When you try to get your brother to wear boots that are 8x bigger than your size just so you can have a reason to order them off line so you can wear them once a year for cons...
157. When you want to learn Japanese just so that you can read and understand RoyxEd doushinji.
158. When you carry your favorite FMA plushie around with you wherever you go.
159. When you want to rename a building at your school from the Roy G. Cullen building, to the Roy Mustang building. XD
160. When you see a Mustang (the car) on the street, and it reminds you of Roy.
161. When you see a Nissan on the road, and it reminds you of Ed and Al.
162. When your friend's name is Roy and he is leading a strike with all the skaters in town and you call him Mustang, Flame Alchemist, Colonel Mustang, or just Colonel ^^ (yup and he gets mad)
163. You’re watching DNAngel in an anime/art club, every one is quiet then all the sudden when you hear dark's voice you yell out "OH MY GOD THAT'S ED ELRIC'S VOICE!!" and every one looks at you like this O.o.
164. You see any house hold appliances and start laughing think auto mail
165. When you are reading about the equation for net force in science and see f=ma and automatically think Fullmetal Alchemist.
166. When you do your British Literature research paper on the Seven Deadly Sins, and the idea of sinning because the topic reminded you of FMA.
167. When you sit and wonder about how tall Ed really is compared to yourself
168. When you squeal uncontrollably like a crazy fangirl whenever you see any Fma merchandise in Hot Topic
169. Somedays when you're home all day you carry around your Al plushie with you everywhere you go in your house.
170. When you snap your finger to try to make a flame
171. When you fight who's going to marry any of the FMA characters
172. When you name your dog Blake Hayate
173. Your room is filled with FMA stuff
174. You ask people to call you by an alchemist
175. You quote every line from FMA
176. At one of your friend’s birthday party you spend 1hour making a transmutation circle on the ceiling (using streamers) then try to use alchemy....
177. At that same party you talk about fullmetal alchemist wile watching a DVD or listening to the music.....
178. Your friends tell you to stop trying to use alchemy on a day-by-day basis....
179. When you print images and stick them to your notebooks
180. When you can't wait for the next episode to come and stop doing anything because you've got to watch it.
181. When you remember Ed's complex of being short and how he reacts when people say he's like a small bug and can't stop laughing, it doesn't matter if it is the supermarket or a classroom!!
182. When your nephew tells you he wants to be an alchemist!!
183. When a teacher hands you an assignment, quote equivalent exchange as since you had to listen to them talk for an hour, you should get a holiday.
184. Every time you see a cat, chase it screaming KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!
185. While listening to your mp3 player in class while you shouldn't, you get busted because you were singing Ready, Steady Go! At the top of your voice.
186. If someone offends you, clap your hands together and chase after the person while trying to grab them shouting "I'm gonna turn you into a pile of dirt!" and other random objects.
187. Cry because your little brother is starting to get taller than you.
188. Physically force people to drink their milk.
189. Always keep a spanner or other tool for hitting people with.
190. Your girlfriend calls you Roy when you’re making out
191. You make secret formulas and unique drawings trying to make all those stones on the beach near your house into gold....
1. When you snap your fingers hoping an element will come out of your fingers or when you try to break into a bank using a transmute circle
2. Also when you skip school to go look for a stone that doesn’t exist (in real life that is)
3. When you start researching 16th century alchemy only to find out that there's no such thing as a transmutation circle
4. When you and your friends start downloading the karaoke versions of the opening/ending songs and sing them at the school talent show
5. When you decide that you will name your future kids after the show's characters
6. When all you draw is FMA fan art and you are soon awarded "Most likely to become animation artist" in your graduation awards assembly
7. When you stalk random short blonde guys
8. You make your own FMA bag
9. You do indeed do research about alchemy and end up buying a book about it.
10. You still refer to FMA when you have to mention a great anime even though you've seen a lot more anime in a short time.
11. You make your friends watch it.
12. When you braid your hair and cut an Ed junior. (I call it this because it's on his head and it sticks up)
13. Draw transmutation circles on the street with sidewalk chalk and see what people do when the come upon them (hilariously funny)
14. When u draw a circle on your hand or on paper, and others ask what it is, and u respond "its the sign of the apocalypse" to scare them (also funny)
15. Are thinking about getting auto mail...
16. When you fall asleep in class and dream about Roy and his mini skirt madness.0_o
17. When u wear your hair in a low braid because Ed does...
18. When u dress up in a suit of armor for Halloween
19. When u write to a prosthetic limb manufacturer for people who have had amputated limbs and tell them about auto mail
20. When u randomly start singing a theme song in Japanese to yourself and your friend overhears u and looks at u like u have three heads
21. When you have fights with your little brother over FMA figures.
22. When you use the concept of equivalent exchange in your everyday life.
23. When seeing shrimp reminds you of Ed.
24. When you have a fit of rage when people call you a shrimp
25. Fight your brother to see who is stronger
26. And change your broken microwave to an oven
27. Hate every1 who calls u a shrimp
28. When your teacher is blabbing on, you drown out their talking with an FMA song playing' in your head
29. When you're bored, you make FMA wallpapers and buddy icons on your comp
30. When you have dreams of being a character in FMA (or one u made in your head)
31. If u had one wish you’d wish the world to be like FMA
32. You want to marry Ed
33. You want to learn Japanese and move out of the house for Japan
34. Buy all FMA games and finish them in record time with no cheats
35. Get real pissy and quote Ed whenever your called short
36. Walk and talk and pose like anime character
37. Look up how to do alchemy and figure out its nothing like FMA and sulk around for a week drawing (FMA) transmutation circles trying to do alchemy, and getting yelled at for making symbols that look like Satanism thing because you belong to a Christian family and you yourself are a Christian
38. You have a lot of pictures of FMA related things (not including circles)
39. You are planning to have lots of cats and a puppy named Black Hayate or Den
40. When you make up your own FMA character and use it as your handle on message boards...
41. When you have at least two zip discs dedicated to FMA pics
42. When you are on the computer 3-4 hours looking for pics you don’t have
43. You randomly slam your hands in randomly drawn circles thinking something will come from the circle
44. You attempt to make hot chocolate by gathering all the ingredients together on the table, clapping your hands together, then slamming them onto the table
45. When you are walking on the sidewalk thinking if you can change it into something eadable.or useful....
Relating everything to "Equivalent Exchange"
46. You either a. tries to make gloves with your own unique transmute circle on it, or you try to carve said circle into your hand
47. You know you're obsessed with HagaRen when you draw the Ouroboros/ transmutation circles/anything HagaRen related in every bathroom stall in the school and below it say 'By: QUICKSILVER' (Can you tell I've done this?)
48. See the control art on Alucard’s (Hellsing) gloves and think, 'since when can vampires do alchemy? WTF?'
49. When you see a guy with long blonde hair and punch him in face, calling him a 'good-for-nothing b*****d who didn't even come home when Mom died, etc.'
50. When you jump random people, dress them up like FMA characters, and run.
51. When you hijack the PA system of your school and yell, 'I AM PRETTY SOLDIER SAILOR QUICKSILVER AND IN THE NAME OF ALCHEMY, I WILL PUNISH YOU!' Then your friends stare at you. They didn't expect you to do a 'Sailor Moon' thing.
52. When you dress up as Roze at school and no one notices.
53. When you dress up as Sloth or Lust and everyone avoids you for the whole day.
54. When you memorize the dialogue of every episode in Japanese and English and are able to recite them from memory.
55. When you take your baby cousin, draw the Gate transmutation circle on his stomach, throw him in the air and clap your hands.
And catch him, of course....
56. ...When you plan on hacking off your limbs in hopes of getting auto mail...
57. When you avoid anyone in a military uniform like the plague....
58. When you see someone who looks like Mustang at your school and you yell, "Come back here, you yellow-bellied b*****d! I'll bite your legs off!" then your friends look at you weirdly for doing a 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail' thing....
59. When some disses FMA/HagaRen and you go Ed on them... *image of chibi-Ed beating the crap out of someone*
60. When you figure out just what the heck Armstrong uses to go 'sparkle sparkle' and proceed to walk around with the 'sparkle sparkle' things for a week...
61. When you start co-writing your own FMA novel, complete with characters and sketches.
62. When you are commonly called by your characters name and you answer to it.
63. When the only way your parents can get you to do your giant pile of homework is to take away your "Fullmetal Time". ^^;
64. Drawing transmutation circles on EVERY piece of paper you turn into your teachers...
65. When you start making your own FMA merchandise
66. When you become a watchmaker just so you can make the perfect replica of Ed's watch
67. When you jump your school, paint it to look like Central HQ and run. (Only doing this when you’re completely drunk on Mountain Dew)
68. When you're at an Anime Convention and people ask you where you got the suit of armor that's following you everywhere
69. When you burn your house down to search for the philosopher’s stone!
70. When you fall in love with Ed or Al's human form.
71. When you try and explain the scientific aspects of how alchemy would really work
72. When during said conversation, an argument comes up about whether, when an alchemist fused and tree and a bird together, it would attack the alchemist that made or whether the alchemist could control it.
73. U r eating the meal your mother cooked u (which is very nasty) and u clap your hands and turn it into CANDY!!!
74. When u have FMA wallpaper, bed sheets, carpets...or when u have FMA posters all over your walls that everyone THINKS its wallpaper
75. When u play with little figurines and make them fight each other while your making sound effects
76. You find yourself subconsciously humming/singing the openings/endings/background music enough that your friends/parents/coworkers have asked you to stop
77. You can't help but laugh uncontrollably when ever you see such products/foods/things as 'Mr. Clean,' 'canned tiny shrimp,' 'Nissan,' and anything your brain seems to make a connection to.
78. You can hold almost entire conversations from quotes from the series...
79. You feel the need to correct anyone who pronounces something wrong FMA related... Even if they are not speaking of FMA...
80. You have pets/plants/etc named after your favorite characters.
81. Your parents have forbidden you from chopping off any of your limbs, even before you thought to ask.
82. They even specified in which limbs...
83. Your parents don't seem to understand the meaning of 'Hagaren doujinshi', but you talk about it so dearly all the time, they are convinced that it must be good.
84. You constantly get your families' and friends' names confused with FMA characters', and call them by so so often that they respond to both now...
85. Your teachers know which papers are yours from the sketches (of certain young men in miniskirts...) and the transmutation arrays.
86. You have actually had seriously considered kidnapping cosplayers...
87. Your parents have actually taken to calling your Hagaren action figures/figurines/etc 'your little friends'... XD
88. All of your art projects in school somehow seem to turn out with the same flamel design... Somehow...
89. Your brothers have gotten to avoid you for days at a time in fear of your red marker and intention to 'bind their souls.'
90. You have actually talked your mom into agreeing to cosplay as Trisha...
91. And your little brother as a zeppelin...
92. You have grown an unnatural fear of zeppelins, and get goose bumps whenever they seem to come up...
93. Which they do, and you are convinced that they are out to get you.
94. Your typical greeting to your friends is "Ha! I bet I'm taller than you today!"
95. And they sure do get an earful when you're not... Again...
96. Whenever asked to read out loud, whether in class or at home, you subconsciously change all the words 'brother' to 'Nii-san'.
97. When your friends can't tell the difference of whether you're quoting the show or elricest fanfics... And their opinion on the show has gotten kinda... Eeeech...
98. When you find yourself stalking the dub actors' livejournals in your spare time.
99. When you contribute to these list things, then look back and find that everything you put was true for yourself...
100. Drawing a transmutation circle around fireworks and right when they go off slam your hands on the ground
101. Clapping your hands together and nothing happens and you keep on doing it over and over again till something happen
102. When your mom *or friend* give you a glass of milk you say "THE POISON" and start fussing over it so you don’t have to drink it
103. You and your little brother tell your mom *or friend* that your gonna go on an island for 1 month with a hunting knife
104. Trying to make your friend wear a miniskirt when he or she doesn’t want to *don’t ask about the he*
105. Hacking your arm off and tell the doctors "got auto mail?" *don’t ask either*
106. When u dress up as Ed and pretend to form alchemy
107. When you casually bring up a character into a conversation and your aunt and grandma ask, "Who's Ed?"
108. When you make your whole family and your Friend’s family helps you make a costume for a convention.
109. When you call your brother Alex "Al and Brother" all the time
110. When you get mad at your brother for calling you "little one"
111. When you can't go without 5 min talking about FMA
112. When your friends tell you to shut up cause they know you will talk and possibility give away something in the show that they haven't seen yet.
113. When you bring your mother back to life with a transmute circle
114. Buying cloths that somewhat resemble cloths they wear.
-Red duster
-white gloves
-black pants
- black tube top
-bandanas
115. Using money that was for school stuff on merchandise
-key chains
-pins
-shirt
-exct.
116. Look up alchemy in chemistry books and on the Internet
and know the alchemic element names....... and where the name alchemy comes from...and....what it means.......
117. You learn Japanese just so you can go to Japan and stalk the Japanese voice actors.
118. You have to have at least 50 FMA plushies stuffed in your closet or you feel that you live an empty life.
119. You fill the requirements for the previously stated.
120. You force your little brother to walk around in a metal suit and refer to you as 'nii-san'.
121. You go to anime conventions just so you can kidnap cosplayers and lock them in your closet.
122. You burst out in a fit of giggles every time you go to a seafood reastraunt and see shrimp on the menu and everyone looks at you like you’re insane.
123. You attempt to transmute your school lunch into candy by drawing a transmutation circle on it and slamming your hands into the plate, sending the food flying into nearby people.
124. You glomp and/or kidnap any person who bears a resemblance to one of the characters.
125. You throw a tantrum whenever someone tries to give you a glass of milk.
126. You write transmutation on any white gloves that come into your possession.
127. You wear said gloves and expect the objects near you to burst into flames whenever you snap your fingers.
128. You lop off one or more of your limbs and demand that your doctor replace them with auto mail.
129. You burn your house down to search for a stone to replace said limbs.
130. You attempt to bring back a dead relative using alchemy.
131. You draw transmutation circles on every scrap of paper you get your hands on and attempt to perform alchemy.
132. You spend at least six months in the library reading about alchemy, only to find that it's not like it is in FMA, and you sulk about it for the rest of the year
133. When you break all of your toys to try and use alchemy to fix them.
134. When you buy the father cornellos ring and expect it to actually work
135. You make a metal arm out of cardboard and spray it silver
136. You totally obsess over FMA and try to find everything you can that has to do with it
137. You wish your hair wasn't turning from blonde to brown on its own because you want it to be the same color as Ed-sama's
138. You are currently memorizing/have memorized all the things that Ed says whenever someone calls him chibi/short, pipsqueak, short stuff, shorty, shrimp, shrimpy, makes any type of "Short joke" that refers to her, small (when it refers to her), tiny, or 'Tiny Tim' (it could happen. >_> wink
139. You want to learn Japanese so that you can go to Japan and act like you know all about Alchemy and the FMA universe.
140. You freak whenever someone tries to give you milk and scream/shout/yell "AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!!! EVIL!! AWAY!!!!!!!" and hit the glass/carton/jug/whatever it is out of their hand(s) away from you
141. You sing along to all the opening and ending themes to the show
142. You read 'lemon' fanfic quizzes on quizilla.com that have to do with Ed being the guy in it
143. You try to figure out whether or not that's supposed to be a person twisted onto a cross on the side of Al's armor and the back of Ed's red jacket (It’s a snake)
144. You picture Ed's voice whenever you see a pic of him yelling at someone or just saying something or whenever you're playing an FMA video game
145. You become something like the official Edo-sama clay model maker for the Edward Elric fanclub
146. You really want to get all the FMA manga volumes and scan them onto your computer so that you can act like you're doing homework but are actually reading the manga volumes instead.
147. You call anyone who has blonde/yellow hair and dresses in a black sports bra and pale blue/purple mechanic outfit and ties the top half of the mechanic outfit around their waist 'Winry'
148. You glomp anyone who looks like Ed
149. You try to sneak any stray kitty cat that you see into your house by hiding it in your jacket and freaking out when your parents/sibling(s)/friend(s) hear it meow and ask you "What was that?"
150. You try to explain how alchemy works in Science class and get an F because your teacher thinks that you're insane.
151. You start calling your best female friend Winry and your younger brother Al. When they try to tell you that those aren't their names, you stare at them blankly and say, "of course they are. Now stop fooling around, we need to find the Philosopher's Stone!"
152. You see someone in the mall who looks like Ed, and you run up to them screaming, "OMG ED!!! LET ME HELP YOU ON YOUR JOURNEY!"
153. You dress up like Ed on Halloween. When someone answers their door and asks who you are, you say "I'm Ed. Ed from Full Metal Alchemist?" When they don't understand, you pull out an FMA DVD and hand it to them, saying, "Here, you can have this. I have a whole closetful at home."
154. You know you are obsessed when you have a personalized decorative street sign print the name "Edward on it" and the guy who makes it thinks your crazy for choosing that name....
155. When you’re watching Colombo and one of the characters in that episode happens to be named "Roy" and you scream " omg Roy!"
156. When you try to get your brother to wear boots that are 8x bigger than your size just so you can have a reason to order them off line so you can wear them once a year for cons...
157. When you want to learn Japanese just so that you can read and understand RoyxEd doushinji.
158. When you carry your favorite FMA plushie around with you wherever you go.
159. When you want to rename a building at your school from the Roy G. Cullen building, to the Roy Mustang building. XD
160. When you see a Mustang (the car) on the street, and it reminds you of Roy.
161. When you see a Nissan on the road, and it reminds you of Ed and Al.
162. When your friend's name is Roy and he is leading a strike with all the skaters in town and you call him Mustang, Flame Alchemist, Colonel Mustang, or just Colonel ^^ (yup and he gets mad)
163. You’re watching DNAngel in an anime/art club, every one is quiet then all the sudden when you hear dark's voice you yell out "OH MY GOD THAT'S ED ELRIC'S VOICE!!" and every one looks at you like this O.o.
164. You see any house hold appliances and start laughing think auto mail
165. When you are reading about the equation for net force in science and see f=ma and automatically think Fullmetal Alchemist.
166. When you do your British Literature research paper on the Seven Deadly Sins, and the idea of sinning because the topic reminded you of FMA.
167. When you sit and wonder about how tall Ed really is compared to yourself
168. When you squeal uncontrollably like a crazy fangirl whenever you see any Fma merchandise in Hot Topic
169. Somedays when you're home all day you carry around your Al plushie with you everywhere you go in your house.
170. When you snap your finger to try to make a flame
171. When you fight who's going to marry any of the FMA characters
172. When you name your dog Blake Hayate
173. Your room is filled with FMA stuff
174. You ask people to call you by an alchemist
175. You quote every line from FMA
176. At one of your friend’s birthday party you spend 1hour making a transmutation circle on the ceiling (using streamers) then try to use alchemy....
177. At that same party you talk about fullmetal alchemist wile watching a DVD or listening to the music.....
178. Your friends tell you to stop trying to use alchemy on a day-by-day basis....
179. When you print images and stick them to your notebooks
180. When you can't wait for the next episode to come and stop doing anything because you've got to watch it.
181. When you remember Ed's complex of being short and how he reacts when people say he's like a small bug and can't stop laughing, it doesn't matter if it is the supermarket or a classroom!!
182. When your nephew tells you he wants to be an alchemist!!
183. When a teacher hands you an assignment, quote equivalent exchange as since you had to listen to them talk for an hour, you should get a holiday.
184. Every time you see a cat, chase it screaming KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!
185. While listening to your mp3 player in class while you shouldn't, you get busted because you were singing Ready, Steady Go! At the top of your voice.
186. If someone offends you, clap your hands together and chase after the person while trying to grab them shouting "I'm gonna turn you into a pile of dirt!" and other random objects.
187. Cry because your little brother is starting to get taller than you.
188. Physically force people to drink their milk.
189. Always keep a spanner or other tool for hitting people with.
190. Your girlfriend calls you Roy when you’re making out
191. You make secret formulas and unique drawings trying to make all those stones on the beach near your house into gold....
