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 Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:04 pm
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy
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> 1 A day without sunshine is like night.
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> 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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> 3 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
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> 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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> 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
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> 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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> 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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> 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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> 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
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> 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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> 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
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> 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
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> 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
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> 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
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> 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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> 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
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> 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
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> 18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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> 19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
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> 20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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> 21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the
>heck happened?"
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> 22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
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> 23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear
>bright until you hear them speak.
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> 24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of
>jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your a** tomorrow.
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:47 pm
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 8:56 pm
i prefer tater salad. lol.
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Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:56 pm
Everyone love Tater Salad
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2007 5:21 pm
woot tator salad and tator tot his son
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