Love!
Your hate!
Your faith lost!
You!
Are now!
One of us!
Love!
Your hate!
Your faith lost!
You!
Are now!
One of us!

Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame... Incinerate

Nothing from nowhere, I'm no one at all
Radiate, recognize one silent call
As we all form one dark flame
As we all form one dark flame
As we all...

Love!
Your hate!
Your faith lost!
You!
Are now!
One of us!
Love!
Your hate!
Your faith lost!
You! Are now!
One, one of us!

*The lights dim as "Miseria Cantare" by AFI blares out of the speakers. It's none other than the Straight Edge Superstar, CM Punk. He walks down the ramp, slides into the ring and does his signature pose on one knee.*

Lillian: From Chicago, Illinois, CM PUNK!

*Grabs a mic.*

My life's a war. Always was, always will be. Because, you see, I'm a fine, upstanding individual. My life was a war, all because of the way I dressed, the way I looked. Especially because of the fact that I didn't go out and have sex and smoke pot for fun. During this war, I've learned to use my hands, and environment as weapons. Now, look here, [insert champion]. You're looking at the guy who's taking your [insert belt] championship, but not just in any match. Nuclear X. Tables, ladders, chairs, plus Ultimate X, plus a hardcore match. All in a cage. And then, once we're locked in, we're going to war. I'm gonna beat you down, and then, jump off that ladder and grab that [insert belt name] championship, only to plummet to the ground, taking your championship, and pride with me. For one reason. Because THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS REAL. THIS IS STRAIGHT EDGE.

*Is about to drop the mic when [insert champ here]'s music plays!*