Margaret: Just let the nurses be. They can handle it themselves. I'm taking a night off!
Charles: Has anyone seen my sneakers?
Hawkeye: I've decided to become a Buddhist monk and take a vow of silence.
BJ: Erin has been such a little brat. I'm gonna beat her as soon as I get home.
Potter: There was this Geisha house when I was on R&R in Tokyo...
Radar: I love veal.
Klinger: When I get home, I'm moving to L.A.
Fr Mulcahy: I got the money for the orphans by selling organs from the dead patients on the black market.
Frank: I've signed the divorce papers and am marrying Margaret.
Sidney: I've become a Scientologist.
Flagg: I've signed myself into a mental hospital for psychiatric evaluation.
Igor: The 4077th has just gotten a commendation for our sublime cooking!
Tee hee