I need help to decide whether some things are immoral or not.

Is it immoral to steal people's things from their houses, then over-use them and sell it back at an inflated price?

Is it immoral to break off a person's arms, then use them to strangle their parents, then use that as an excuse to tell them that they killed their parents?

Is it immoral to burn down a person's home, then burn down all the hotels they stay in, then burn down any camps or temporary shelters they may stay in?

Is it immoral to rip off a person's clothes just before they get their picture taken during Freshman Year or prom?

Is it immoral to replace someone's underwear with diapers while they're in the locker room, then pants them at lunch?

Is it immoral to go to a high school reunion and get hitmen to give your old bully a swirly?

Is it immoral to switch all the stuff in the captain of the football team's stuff into a pink sparkly backpack, then switch it in to their locker between classes?

Is it immoral to hide spiders in little kid's bubble gum, then dare them to eat the whole pack at once?

Is it immoral to get in a position in power, then give emo eighth-grader liscences to kill?

Is it immoral to beat someone to death with the symbol of their religion?

Is it immoral to put anyone who ding-dong ditches in a small, damp cage in the basement, then sell them into slavery in Egypt, then tell their parents just moments after they report the child missing?

Is it immoral to convince young kids that swear words are synonyms for "Mom" or "Dad"?

Is it immoral to bloodily wound a kids' show star in front of his studio audience?

Is it immoral to spike the punch at middle school dances?

Is it immoral to ask to borrow a friend's phone, then use it to report seven fake sweatshops around the city?

Is it immoral to switch porn videos with "Dumbo", "Pinnochio", and "Cinderella" at the video store?

Is it immoral to get a degree as a plastic surgeon, then put implants in people's necks?

Is it immoral to cut off all of someone's fingers "on accident", then tell them to gather them up while you called the hospital?

Is it immoral to get a job as an airport ticket seller, then instead of people's tickets to Austin, give them tickets to Istanbul.

Is it immoral to go ring shopping with a long-time girlfriend, then later, go through the whole proposal ceremony, then drop at the last second that it's a friendship ring?

Is it immoral to swear on the graves of people that are still alive and likely present at the occurance?

Is it immoral to set up a date online between a very short person and a very tall person after convincing the two that the other is average height, in order to make both of them feel worse about their respective heights?

Is it immoral to make "Bacteria Crossing" signs and make sure people who move past them are jailed and fined?




Post your own "Is it immoral to...?". I'll put the best on this post along with the ones I made up. This is kind of a blog, kinda not, but mostly, I'm just really sick and kinda tired and don't care enough to find the right place for this.