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Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 1:07 pm
Got some jokes?
Need a lift-me-up?
Post and read jokes here!
Sadly, I can't think of any right now. confused
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:47 pm
rofl I got bad jokes...
How does the queen bee get around her hive?
She's throne.
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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?
Wait at the buzz stop.
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Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 3:51 pm
XDDD
What did Santa Claus say when he found out about Mrs. Claus?
Ho! Ho! Ho!
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Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 3:44 pm
One day a Black Jew, a White Jew and a Chinese Jew met together and began wondering where they could find a Mexican Jew, because you know how there's a person of every race in a religion. Well, they hear about a restaurant in Mexico where the chef there knows everything and pays the place a visit. When the waitress asks them what they want, one of them asks her where they could find a mexican jew. The waitress said she didn't know and went to talk to the chef, because he knows everything. Well, she asks the chef and he says there's no such thing. The lady comes back and tells them "I'm sorry, but there's no such thing." Well, the guys get angry and one of them say "But there's a person of every race and they have a religion. There's a Mexican Jew out there, I know it!" So the lady goes back to the chef and tells him that, and they get in a argument. The chef comes out, angry, and tells "There's no such as a Mexican Jew! I have Orange Jew, Apple Jew, but no Mexican Jew!!!"
Get it? Ehh, apologies to those who get offended by this!
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Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson Vice Captain
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Melody Hikari-Shinu Anson Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 1:41 pm
I'm white. That's enough of a joke... confused
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:41 pm
A fish hits a wall what does he say?
Dam!
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:45 pm
I LOVE PUNS!!!! ^^
here's some more:
Two antenas met on a roof and got married. The cerimony wasn't much but the reseption was awsome!
Two peanuts walk into a bar one was a salted
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt and asks for two drinks, one for now and one for the road.
A jumper cable walks into a bar the bar tender says "I'll serve you, just don't start anyting"
A dislexic man walks into a bra.
Two canables are eatting a clown. One askes the other "does this taste funny to you?"
I GOT TONS OF THEM! ^^
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:09 pm
OMG PUNS!!! THEY ARE SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!
There's a cerial killer on the loose...those poor Lucky Charms didn't stand a chance. emo
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 12:36 pm
One cow says to another cow "I was gentically cloned" the other doesn't believe it and the first cow says, "Really! No bull!"
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:46 pm
A piece of string walks into a bar, but the bar tender wont serve him because he's a string so the string goes into the back alley and frays his hair (makes it all stringy) and ties himself in a knot. Then he goes back into the bar. The bar tender looks at him and askes, "hey, weren't you that string that came in here earlier who I told I wouldn't serve?" The piece of string says "I'm afraid not"/"I'm a frayed knot"
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:31 am
I went to buy some camoflage pants the other day, but I couldn't find any...
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:09 am
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids aren't anything to look at either.
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Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:00 am
A man woke up in a hostpital after a very bad accident. He shouted "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replyed "Of course you can't I amputated your arms."
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 10:57 am
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 11:26 am
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
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