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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:46 pm
Prepare thyselves! The Lord's Dark Prayer in all its unholy glory stands before you!
dad@hvn
urspshl
we want wot u want
&urth2b like hvn
giv us food
&4giv r sins
lyk we 4giv uvaz
don't test us!
save us!
bcos we kno ur boss
ur tuf
&ur cool 4 eva!
ok?
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 7:56 pm
Pray tell, for my contacts have disappeared, what does that even say?
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 11:55 pm
Dad at Heaven,
You're special,
We want what you want,
And earth to be like Heaven,
Give us food,
ANd forgive our sins,
Like we forgive others,
Don't test us!
Save us!
Because we know you're boss,
And you're cool for ever!
Ok?
Obviously, the heavenly eloquence, the divine poetry is somewhat diminished.
Our Father, who art in Heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name...
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 12:19 am
Who the heck wrote this? AAAARGH! gonk
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:18 am
That's...different. confused
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 4:57 am
Well, I know who's not getting a career in poetry.
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 1:45 am
This is obscene! It's blasphemous! May the LORD strike this freak down!
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Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:38 pm
...I don't belong here... My words escape me, and I simply say.... Wow. -Chiri Kcrinh Please PM me questions concerning any questions regarding Gaia Online and it's features. Please don't send me random friend requests if I don't know you. ...No, I don't belong here...
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:11 pm
I actually bust a gut reading that one. ...Once my eyes stopped bleeding. 3nodding
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Posted: Mon May 07, 2007 6:35 pm
It's not that bad... It's not blasphemous at all... I don't know what Galededrid was going on about. It's just as informal as saying, "Abba."
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:39 pm
Galadedrid Damodred This is obscene! It's blasphemous! May the LORD strike this freak down! I agree, smite the one who reduces prayer into text talk! First text talk contests, text talk in commercialism, and now in religion?!? Alabang It's not that bad... It's not blasphemous at all... I don't know what Galededrid was going on about. It's just as informal as saying, "Abba." Try writing the entire Bible (King James Version), in all of text talk. The chances of you being smited after that is 200%. Okay, so the guy simplified the godly eloquence to contemporary talk. That is, with translation. For that, I'm at a loss here. sad
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2007 1:37 pm
Natsuri Galadedrid Damodred This is obscene! It's blasphemous! May the LORD strike this freak down! I agree, smite the one who reduces prayer into text talk! First text talk contests, text talk in commercialism, and now in religion?!? Alabang It's not that bad... It's not blasphemous at all... I don't know what Galededrid was going on about. It's just as informal as saying, "Abba." Try writing the entire Bible (King James Version), in all of text talk. The chances of you being smited after that is 200%. Okay, so the guy simplified the godly eloquence to contemporary talk. That is, with translation. For that, I'm at a loss here. sad There is a difference... The Bible is the Word of God. The Our Father is a prayer. Prayer is speaking with God. One may request something, thank Him for something, ask forgiveness, or to praise Him. It doesn't have to be formal... The Bible, on the otherhand, is God's Word... It can't be paraphrased for fear of misinterpretation...
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Posted: Thu May 10, 2007 9:37 am
Alabang Natsuri Galadedrid Damodred This is obscene! It's blasphemous! May the LORD strike this freak down! I agree, smite the one who reduces prayer into text talk! First text talk contests, text talk in commercialism, and now in religion?!? Alabang It's not that bad... It's not blasphemous at all... I don't know what Galededrid was going on about. It's just as informal as saying, "Abba." Try writing the entire Bible (King James Version), in all of text talk. The chances of you being smited after that is 200%. Okay, so the guy simplified the godly eloquence to contemporary talk. That is, with translation. For that, I'm at a loss here. sad There is a difference... The Bible is the Word of God. The Our Father is a prayer. Prayer is speaking with God. One may request something, thank Him for something, ask forgiveness, or to praise Him. It doesn't have to be formal... The Bible, on the otherhand, is God's Word... It can't be paraphrased for fear of misinterpretation... Oh...I was quite confused. confused Thanks for the enlightenment, I was a bit on the weak side back there. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 2:35 am
I'm not Christian, but I love that prayer! It's so full of faith, so full of devotion, and poetic besides! Our Father who art in Heaven, hallowed by Thy name... Listen to that lovely language! You can't find language like that nowadays! And this freak has reduced it to the pile of gibberish you see before you!
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 10:05 am
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