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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:06 pm
So I went to Hot Topic after Hooters tonight, and theres this real dykish chick. Short, muscley, short brown hair, big tits and a nice round a**. I followed her around for a little bit while she was closing the store down, and then she stops and asks me if I can handle her. Well, you know I can, because I'm the ******** Z-Rex.
So she grabs me by the hair, jerks me head back, and shoves her tongue so far into my mouth I gag. I've got these tears welling up in my eyes cause she's pulling my hair so hard, and after like, ten seconds, she drops me from this dip she's forced me into. Then she says "Chicken" and I HAD JUST HAD THE WINGS AT HOOTERS!!!!
I was ******** hard as a mountain. She told me to come back after I thought about it.
Discuss fantastic customer service.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:19 pm
i don't really wanna go into Hot Topic because i don't wanna be a shitty goth again
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:36 pm
You can never really quit goth. It's always chipping away at you.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:36 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:41 pm
She wasn't gothic. She was more punky, I guess.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:42 pm
I'd rather not wear all black again Maybe band t-shirts or something
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 7:48 pm
I wear all black and I'm not gothic.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:27 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:33 pm
Incredibly.
She stole my heart.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:32 pm
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:53 pm
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:47 am
Gasp. Z has met his match. : O
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:24 am
Psh. I have no equal.
Pulpy, whats this I hear about you paying some broad 300k for n***s?
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:34 am
The Mighty Z-Rex Psh. I have no equal.
Pulpy, whats this I hear about you paying some broad 300k for n***s? I'd rather not talk about it. She says I ruined her reputation. sweatdrop Then again, I'm a perv for this kinda stuff.
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The Mighty Z-Rex Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:42 am
p u l p y The Mighty Z-Rex Psh. I have no equal.
Pulpy, whats this I hear about you paying some broad 300k for n***s? I'd rather not talk about it. She says I ruined her reputation. sweatdrop Then again, I'm a perv for this kinda stuff. No, ******** that. Talk about it.
She's not here.
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