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 Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:16 pm
I want to hear your worst jokes. Your WORST. Or your best. Or are they the same?
I'll start. With my favorite joke. MY FAVORIRSETS.
Okay.
Q: What's brown and sticky?"
A:
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A STICK!!!11!!!@1@!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. crying
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:55 pm
Anybody remember this'un?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: If you don't already know this, ask someone else. ********. :3
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Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 6:08 pm
Why'd the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to a chicken.
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Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 10:32 pm
Q: What's the difference between 4D space and 3D space?
A: Nothing, dementions are all fake.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:09 am
Daxmort Anybody remember this'un? Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: If you don't already know this, ask someone else. ********. :3Oooh. Ooohh. I have a rendition. Why did the fried chicken cross the road? It saw a fork up ahead! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin ... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:10 am
cmainer1001 Q: What's the difference between 4D space and 3D space? A: Nothing, dementions are all fake.I don't get it. ~o~;
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 12:40 am
Tea-Sama cmainer1001 Q: What's the difference between 4D space and 3D space? A: Nothing, dementions are all fake.I don't get it. ~o~; Ditto...
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 3:49 pm
Did you guys highlight it? Either way, I dun get it.
How lame is this joke?
Lame.
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 6:41 pm
Judging on the spelling, it's meant like Dementia. ^^;;
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Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 7:09 pm
Usagi Ninja Judging on the spelling, it's meant like Dementia. ^^;; That makes less sense then.
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Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 8:58 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 22, 2005 12:51 pm
Can none of you all recodnize the game reference there?
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:16 am
All my good jokes are too politically incorrect for Gaia. So I leave you with this:
Q: What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of babies?
A: You can't unload a truckfull of bowling balls with a pitchfork.
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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 2:22 pm
Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the Tree?
A:Because it was Dead.
Follow up!
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree?
A:Because it was strapped to the monkey's back.
Those are just horrible jokes.
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Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 1:09 pm
I heard a really, really awful joke yesterday.
So I'll tell it.
Don't blame me.
So, this guy walks into a bar, and half of his head is an orange. He orders a drink. The bartender thinks it's kind of weird, but rings it up for him anyway. He pays with exact change.
"Huh. That's kind of nice.. that you're paying with exact change, I mean," says the bartender.
"Yeah," the guy answers, "I found this magic lamp and rubbed it and my first wish was to always have exact change for anything I bought."
"Really..? Well, damn.. I mean.. that's a good idea. A lot of people would just wish for a million dollars and use it up."
"Yeah.."
"What else?"
"Well, for my second wish, I asked for everyone to feel the same towards me as I felt towards them, you know? So.. if I love someone, they love me. If I don't like them, they just leave me alone.. and so on."
"Wow! That's a great idea. Other people would just wish to be liked by everyone, and get swarmed with people..!"
"Mhm."
"So.. if I can ask, what's with your head?"
"Well, for my third wish, I wished for half of my head to be an orange."
Happy?
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