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somethingtrue Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:34 am
Buzzwords for Managers
COLUMN I COLUMN II COLUMN III
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0. integrated 0.management 0. options
1. heuristic 1. organizational 1. flexibility
2. systematized 2. monitored 2. capability
3. parallel 3. reciprocal 3. mobility
4. functional 4. digital 4. programming
5. responsive 5. logistical 5. scenarios
6. optional 6. transitional 6. time-phase
7. synchronized 7. incremental 7. projection
8. compatible 8. third-generation 8. hardware
9. futuristic 9. policy 9. contingency
The procedure is simple. Think of any three-digit number, and then
select the corresponding buzzword from each column.
For instance, number 257 produces "systematized logistical
projection,"
a phrase that can be dropped into virtually any report with a sincere
ring of decisive, knowledgeable authority. No one will have the
remotest
idea of what you're talking about, but the important thing is that THEY
ARE NOT ABOUT TO ADMIT IT!
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:27 pm
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 10:22 am
816
Compatible Organizational Time-phase
((I think that's what I'm supposed to do...))
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