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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:40 pm

"Choose Life, or I'll kill you."
Rape apologist of the month (lolirony)
Postpartum Abortion - note that Bro. Randy is antichoice.

Anyone else got any good ones?

Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:46 am

That Ratigan person has some good ones. xp

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The Velveteen Violinist

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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 7:52 pm

What does FSTSD stand for?

Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 1:09 pm

Fundies say the Darnedest Things. It's a site that collects and showcases particularly egregious and hilarious quotations from fundies. 3nodding

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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:31 pm

Omigawd, I love this one:

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

...I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:33 am

Some of my personal favorites.

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"Me and my husband is thinking about having a baby, but hestitate, because his brother (which we have no contact with whatsoever) is presumably gay. Might this affect the baby? Is there some precautions I can take, or some medicaments I can eat to make sure my child is pure? Thank you for your help, don't know what i'll do without you"

friikii, Christian Forums

Quote:

What does a functioning brain have to do with the Bible?"

LittleLambofJesus, Christian Forums

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""Well my baby boy has been difficult to potty-train. He is past the age that he should be trained and I was getting really tired of it. I would sit him in the toilet for a long time and nothing would happen. When I would put him back in diapers, he would go! And I was sick and tired of it. So I got really mad, sat him in the potty and told him he had to "go". The baby started screaming and I got the idea that it was a demon. So I commanded it to manifest and give me his name. The baby continued screaming and saying: "You can't make me, you can't make me". I insisted in the demon telling me his name, so the Holy Spirit said: "That's his name, "you can't make me". I commanded it out. The baby had deliverance and he has been potty-trained since.""

Unknown contributor, demonbuster

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"[On preventing homosexuality in young boys]

[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are decidedly different from the games he would play with a little girl. He can help his son learn to throw and catch a ball. He can teach him to pound a square wooden peg into a square hole in a pegboard. He can even take his son with him into the shower, where the boy cannot help but notice that Dad has a p***s, just like his, only bigger. [emphasis added]"

Dr. Nicolosi, Focus on the Family

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"Homosexuals and Jews are alot alike. Ever seen a poor f**? Didn't think so... That's why they both hate The Bible, because they're both abomonations. Jews killed Jesus, fags would've just ******** him to death."

DarkBlade, http://rpgforumsonline.com/forum/index.php

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Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:58 am

Now for a more recent one:

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"I'd rather have the beastiality lovers have marriage rights than the gays. Provided of course the animal is of the opposite sex. Much less disgusting in my opinion."

M.C, Freeconservatives

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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:11 am

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"in the media, men are made to look like ignorrant and stupid. The feminist movement is satanist. Do not get me wrong, I dunno which to insult or put women down, but face the facts:

-Getting women to go to work was not a positive thing for women right, as many women love to believe. I is a scam by to illuminati to tax the other 50% of society.

-Getting women to leave the house is made so that they no longer have kids staying at home, instead children are being teacher in government sponsored mind control camps we call schools.

-Women are weaker than men, on average. They are more succeptible to brainwash and give in faster, because they are smaller and weaker. Long ago, women wer protected, remember *women and children first*? the illuminati wished to control the women and tricked them... how? Well the same way the devil always does: lie and create a false illusion of problem to then supply a solution. They told women that they were dumbed down and the society protecting them was an insult, and it was treating them badly. Women asked for an independance and now, they have the joy of stressful work life! what happens? Abuse at the office. And they cannot defend themselves!

-women are given this false idea of independance and motivated to go out on there own. What do we have? break up of society! I see many single parents and more and more divorce. Why? Because we are fooled into seeking more and better and loose what we already had. Divorces should not happen. People had set up good structures in place and once the *family unit* is divided, we have easily manipulable host. divide and conquer! A household divided amongst itsefl cannot stand!

the destruction of families and abuse of women is a great problem in our fast pace hell society and it has illuminati manipulation written all over it!"

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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:54 pm

I should mention I'm Christian, but here's some odd pro-life quotes:

"3) The health risks of using contraceptives (again, read the package inserts) are downplayed by the manufacturers of the powerful drugs and the doctors who prescribe them. In 2002, the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences labeled steroidal estrogen a "known carcinogen" (a cancer causing agent). Some side effects of birth control use include: bacterial infections, infertility, cervical cancer, blood clots, weight gain, stroke, a weakened immune system, and more."
http://www.prolifewisconsin.org/faq.asp

"
Symptoms of Post-Abortion Syndrome

Impacted grieving and an inability to complete the grieving process
Self-destructive tendencies such as eating disorders, sexual dysfunction, and substance abuse
Feelings of isolation
Feelings of confusion and difficulty concentrating
Anxiety attacks
Irritability
Outbursts of rage or anger
Aggressive behavior
Nightmares or sleeping disorders
Recurrent and intrusive thoughts about the abortion or the aborted child
Flashbacks to the abortion experience
Feelings of intense grief or depression on the date of the abortion or the due date of the aborted pregnancy
Repression or denial about thoughts or feelings dealing with the abortion
Efforts to avoid activities or situations which remind one of the pregnancy or abortion
Withdraw or estrangement from others
Inability to maintain loving or trusting relationships
A sense of hopelessness or futility about the future
Diminished interest in previously enjoyed activities
Suicidal thoughts or acts
Sudden and uncontrollable crying
Deterioration of self-esteem
Preoccupation with becoming pregnant again
Disruption of the bonding process with present or future children "
http://www.texasrighttolife.com/lifeIssues_abortion_post.php

"My wife and I had an abortion before we were married. We tried to put it behind us, out of our minds. But everything changed. My wife grew distant from me physically and emotionally. It felt like we were going through the motions. There was this unspoken chasm between us that we just couldn't cross. I felt angry, alone and when she would bring it up, I felt so ashamed and threatened by her and my own pain that I just shut her down. This only made things worse.

-- John"
(my opinion: He had the abortion too? I don't think so.)
http://www.rachelsvineyard.org/postabortion/affects.htm

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:43 pm

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I should mention I'm Christian, but here's some odd pro-life quotes:

"3) The health risks of using contraceptives (again, read the package inserts) are downplayed by the manufacturers of the powerful drugs and the doctors who prescribe them. In 2002, the National Institute of Environmental Health Sciences labeled steroidal estrogen a "known carcinogen" (a cancer causing agent). Some side effects of birth control use include: bacterial infections, infertility, cervical cancer, blood clots, weight gain, stroke, a weakened immune system, and more."
http://www.prolifewisconsin.org/faq.asp

"
Symptoms of Post-Abortion Syndrome

Impacted grieving and an inability to complete the grieving process
Self-destructive tendencies such as eating disorders, sexual dysfunction, and substance abuse
Feelings of isolation
Feelings of confusion and difficulty concentrating
Anxiety attacks
Irritability
Outbursts of rage or anger
Aggressive behavior
Nightmares or sleeping disorders
Recurrent and intrusive thoughts about the abortion or the aborted child
Flashbacks to the abortion experience
Feelings of intense grief or depression on the date of the abortion or the due date of the aborted pregnancy
Repression or denial about thoughts or feelings dealing with the abortion
Efforts to avoid activities or situations which remind one of the pregnancy or abortion
Withdraw or estrangement from others
Inability to maintain loving or trusting relationships
A sense of hopelessness or futility about the future
Diminished interest in previously enjoyed activities
Suicidal thoughts or acts
Sudden and uncontrollable crying
Deterioration of self-esteem
Preoccupation with becoming pregnant again
Disruption of the bonding process with present or future children "

....I think those are the symptons for pro-life men.

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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:14 am

"No one wants an abortion as she wants an ice cream cone or a Porsche. She wants an abortion as an animal, caught in a trap, wants to gnaw off its own leg." --Frederica Mathewes-Green

"Many feminists refuse to accept that the violent ethic of abortion is doing serious damage to women and that the proliferation of pornography and the million-plus abortions a year are inexorably connected.
"It is no accident that the greatest apologist for pornography in our culture, Hugh Hefner, is also enthusiastic about abortion on demand. Hefner's misogynistic playboy philosophy inevitably leads to the destructive, dewomanizing practice of abortion. As its core the playboy ethic is anti-woman and anti-child.
"The reality of the possibility of pregnancy and childbirth interferes with the Hefner dream of multiple partners and everlasting orgies. The Hefner playboy is incapable of relating to a mature woman who ovulates, menstruates, conceives and lactates. In fact, he's quite puritanical about the messy, dirty processes of human reproduction. He likes his bunnies 'clean' and sterile. If his bunny mysteriously gets pregnant, she can take care of that like magic with a clean, sterile abortion. The biological reality of the combined fertility of women and men which might result in the creation of a new human being must be denied. In the Hefner dream world there is no need for the commitment it would take to nurture new life." --Judy Shea (Wow! Porn is responible for abortions! Yea right....)
http://www.geocities.com/livefreecritique/modernfeminists.html

Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:45 pm

"Abortion... One heart stops, Another heart breaks Button "
"Terrorists have killed 3,000 Americans since 1990. Abortionists have killed 4,000 Americans since Yesturday"
"Take my hand, not my life"
http://www.christianshirts.net/buttons.php

"Addressing a caller’s suggestion that the “lost revenue from the people who have been aborted in the last 30 years” would be enough to preserve Social Security’s solvency, radio host and former Reagan administration Secretary of Education Bill Bennett dismissed such “far-reaching, extensive extrapolations” by declaring that if “you wanted to reduce crime … if that were your sole purpose, you could abort every black baby in this country, and your crime rate would go down.” Bennett conceded that aborting all African-American babies “would be an impossible, ridiculous, and morally reprehensible thing to do,” then added again, “but the crime rate would go down.”
http://mediamatters.org/items/200509280006

I would like to outlaw contraception…contraception is disgusting - people using each other for pleasure.
Joseph Scheidler (Pro-Life Action League)

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Posted: Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:42 pm

"AIDS is caused by immoral behavior, not by a virus."

I laughed but lost several of my brain cells at the same time, but laughing that hard was worth it.

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