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Tierney Sloan
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:13 pm


Test for Dementia

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> Below are four ( 4) questions and a bonus question. You have to

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> Let's find out just how clever you really are....

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> You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person.

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> Try not to screw up next time.

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> but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?

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> If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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> Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30.

> Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000

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> If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

> Today is definitely not your day, is it?

> Maybe you'll get the last question right....

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> Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,

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> A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By

> imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully

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> It's really very simple.... Like you!

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> PASS THIS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE

> SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:26 am


Well I got the last one right... emo

That's pretty hilarious. XD

Krylatyj


seriouslybored

PostPosted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 1:25 pm


I managed the second one and the last one. I'm not particularly focused today.......
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:50 am


Of course I got the maths one right... So only the third one.. sweatdrop

Moonlight Sun


the_forgotten_thought

PostPosted: Wed Aug 01, 2007 10:58 am


i missed that one mary question! this was hard gonk yet fun ninja
PostPosted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 9:17 am


i hate word problems xd

TAD BitCrazy

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