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 Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:11 pm
The Death Before Christmas
Watari:
Come along children I will tell you a story
About the savior of chistmas and all of his glory
So sit down and listen or you will be sorry
because this tale is bloody and down right gory.
It was the night before Christmas and all appeared well
The elves were singing and boy their breath smell
Then all of a sudden a ring of a bell
Who could it be? No one could tell.
The door was burst open and there he stood
All the elves ran as fast as they could
They screamed for their lives but it was no good
It was an evil that no one withstood.
How did he get here? No one could say.
But if his last name was spelled backwards it said "I'm a gay."
And all the elves ran in dismay
But where could they go? He destroyed their slay.
He took out a notebook and wrote down a name
And forty seconds later Santa's in flame
He laughed and laughed like it was some game
then took off his pants he has no shame.
"You gave me coal!" To the corpse he said.
"And that is why, you are now dead."
And with that done he hacked off his head
And tuely that year, Christmas was red.
And after he left, everyone cried
What will we do? Santa has died.
Then appeared L slouching with pride
Elf: Gasp is that.... OMG it is! He's here to save us!
Watari:
The famous detective well known world wide.
"I will avenge Santa for something to eat."
L declaired and curled his bare feet
The elves agreed and gave him a treat
and soon he devoured everything sweet.
He chewed his thumb, it was his quirk
And when he finished it was time for work
Now to save christmas and beat up that jerk
He knew the culprit and boy did he smirk.
He delivered the presents and when all that was done
It was his turn to have a bit of fun
When he made up his mind it can't be undone
The fire was sparked the war has begun.
Raito waited for what he suspected
but there was a twist something unexpected
When L arrived naked, and unprotected
Raito found himself strangly erected.
The rest of the story is rated mature
What exactly happened no one is sure
But after that night Raito became pure
All lived happily ever after, that I assure.
Elf: What do you mean happilly ever after? Santa's still dead!!!
Melo: What a great story I wish to become L
Near: Don't be stupid you are going to hell!
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 9:52 pm
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 6:12 am
~@~
,xXx¿?¿xXx,
HAHA. *applause*
'xXx¿?¿xXx'
~@~
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:26 pm
That was different. Who wrote it?
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 4:09 am
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:31 am
What Ok then? It was funny!
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:36 am
rofl Great! who wrote it?
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 10:06 pm
Near: Don't be stupid you are go to hell!
^^ lolz 3nodding blaugh
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:18 pm
That might just be the most awesome of awesome stories I've ever read!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:48 pm
rofl OMG ROFLMAO.
you win. at life.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 1:25 pm
That was so funny that Sheba's embarassed by the retarded giggles she just emitted. She's very glad she didn't read this in public... AND SHE COMMENDS YOU ON YOUR GENIUS!
razz rofl
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:10 pm
OMG...did you write that?
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2007 9:11 pm
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