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 Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:33 am
Announcer Larry Mooney="The following match is schedulded for one fall and is a Special Stipulation Match. The winner of this match will unify the Television and X-Treme Championships to become the unified Television Champion!
"Also, if Sanosuke wins this match he will face Paul Heyman at EEW One Night Stand in a Steel Cage Match! If Sanosuke loses then he is FIRED!
"Introducing first...."
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:34 pm
("Human Animal" by Biohazard rips through the arena as the lights go down.
Hitogoroshi stands at the entranceway, with a red mist rising around him.
"From Koto, Japan, standing 5' 11" and weighing 217 pounds, he is the EEW Television Champion, Hiiiiitooooogooooroshiiiii!"
He walks through the red mist, title belt around his waist, towel around his shoulders and rattan cane in hand, and climbs the stairs to the ring apron. He ascends the turnbuckles on the outside and stands braced with one foot on the top rope, eyes downward. He raises the cane above his hand and grips the end and handle in his hands, as though he is offering a sacrifice to some unseen deity as he holds the cane skyward.
Styles: "The Television Champion, the Psycho From Koto, Hitogoroshi, readying himself as much as he can for this match.
Tazz: "A psycho for sure, and he'd admit it. Not gonna say it to his face, though."
Styles: "I'm not that brave. Or that stupid."
From there, he jumps into the ring, removes his jacket, and readies himself for the match. After laying the towel in his corner and handing the TV belt to the referee, he stares intently toward the ramp entrance, twirling his rattan cane through his fingers as he awaits Sanosuke.)
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 12:04 pm
*Old-school ECW Theme hits the arena as Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring as the crowd boos loudly. He is carrying a trash can with him. He asks for a mic.*
"It looks like everybodies favourite Renegade couldn't make it tonight. How sad, he must have been scared to face a real champion!" He points towards Hito as the crowd boos.
"It is with GREAT pleasure that I award the newly unified EEW Television Championship to Hitogoroshi!" Heyman smiles as the crowd continues to boo.
The referee hands Hitogoroshi his Television Championship. Paul Heyman is handed the now retired X-Treme Championship, the title Sanosuke himself brought to EEW. Heyman spits on the title, drops it to the mat and stomps on it a few times, enjoying every second on it! He then puts the title in the trash can, closes it with the lid and promises that we will never see this disgraceful championship again!
"This is the best part! Sanosuke....YOU'RE FIRED!!!!"
The crowd is going crazy with rage! Where is their hero Sanosuke? Why didn't he even turn up for the match with his EEW career at stake? Will these questions ever be answered?
Heyman offers a handshake to his Television Champion as he prepares to leave the ring. The Renegades reign of terror will soon be over!
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 8:30 pm
Hitogoroshi accepts the handshake. Why would he not?
He bids him to remain in the ring however, with a simple gesture. Slowly, purposefully, he takes the microphone from Heyman, and clears his throat before speaking.
"Mr. Heyman...why Sanosuke did not appear, I do not know. Perhaps my reputation preceeds me." (Crowd boos, of course.)
"I will accept the unified Television Championship...but Mr. Heyman..." (holding up the white towel) "...I came here tonight intending to create my greatest masterpiece to date...and I still shall! Mr. Heyman...I DEMAND AN OPPONENT, AND I WILL DEFEND THIS TITLE TONIGHT!"
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:12 am
The lights go out and come back on green and red as "You Eclipsed By Me" by Atreyu begins to play.
Ring Announcer: From the darkest depths of Hell, weighing in at 255 pounds..... VAMPIROOO!
Vampiro comes out with a mic in one hand and a cane in the other as he walks down to the ring.
"Hitogoroshi, if you require an opponent....then I, El Dios de Sangre((Blood God. I made that up.)) will be the one to face you. Preparas a morir. Estoy tomando tu sangre(Prepare to die. I'm taking your blood)."
Vampiro walks up the steps and into the ring. He sets the cane in the corner and looks at Heyman.
"Paul Heyman, you puto gordo. Get your a** outta this ring. But since you'll eventually die from your weight problems..."
*Vampiro attempts to pick Heyman up and do the Nail in the Coffin. If connected, he'll say "Put the final Nail in your Coffin."*
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:28 pm
Heyman doesn't expect a thing, thinking he was safe with Hito next to him! All of a sudden....Heyman is lifted by Vampiro and about to be Nailed in the Coffin!
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:18 pm
Vampiro gets to his feet after putting the final Nail in Paulie's Coffin, then rolls him out of the ring. Once his business with Heyman was done, Vampiro takes off his shirt and throws it to the crowd, then gets in Hito's face once the bell rang.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:23 pm
(Just as well that I didn't get a chance to respond. I'm not entirely convinced that Hito would have cared enough to do anything anyway.)
Hito stares daggers into Vampiro's eyes...and then attempts to ram a cane into Vampiro's throat.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:03 pm
Vampiro's hand grabs the cane before it even reaches his throat and snaps off the top, then goes to hit Hito with a throat thrust.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 7:18 pm
Hito dodges Aikido-style and attempts a leg sweep.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 6:05 am
Vampiro goes down and rolls backwards to get back up.
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Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 8:23 pm
As Vampiro is in the process of completing his roll, Hito attempts to strike him across the shoulders with an axe kick.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:43 am
By that time, Vampiro had already gotten to his feet. So the axe kick was futile as he went to do a sweep kick to take Hito off of his feet.
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Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 9:31 pm
The sweep kick took Hito down, though the TV champion attempted to rebound with an on-the-ground push kick to Vampiro's midsection.
(Looks like we're heading for a moment of sequence-appreciation-applause here.)
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 10:55 pm
((I agree, bruddah.))
Vampiro is kicked, then he nips up and gets into a fighting stance, waiting for Hito to get up.
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