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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:20 pm


Announcer Larry Mooney="This is your Legends Collide Match! The following match is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first...."
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:30 pm


I Don't Wanna Stop by Ozzy Osbourne hits as Daniel Cross walks out onto the entrance ramp. He does the CKO pose and the fans boo.

"...from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, weighing 253 pounds, he is the Hardcore Hit Man, DANIEL CROSS!" the ring announcer says, and Cross enters the ring. He does the CKO pose once more and hands his cloak and sunglasses to the announcer as he waits for Steve Sparks.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:02 pm


*Bell gongs*

*Bell gongs again*

*Lightning strikes down onto the stage causing fire to rise*

*A bunch of druids come out carrying a casket along with other druids carrying fire torches*

*The druids lift up the casket so Cross can see what's inside of it* *The druids then open the casket to reveal a mannequin of Cross lying inside of the casket*

*Once Cross sees the mannequin for a little bit, the druids then close the casket*

Sparks' voice: ...........Daniel Cross.......your time has just run out........

*Undertakers music hits*

Tazz: Where is he Joey?

Styles: I don't know but I'm getting the goosebumps just wondering.

*The druids then open the casket again and Sparks steps out of it*

Styles: Oh my god! Tazz, has he been in the casket all along?

Tazz: It's all mind games Joey. Sparks is trying to manipulate Cross by playing mind games with him.

*Sparks slowly makes his way up the ring steps and steps in the ring, removing his trenchcoat and hat*
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:15 pm


Cross looks at the casket in shock. The fans can see him mouthing "holy s**t". Cross tries to shake it off and offers a lock-up to Sparks.

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:53 pm


*Sparks just stares at Cross*

Styles: Look at that stare Tazz.

Tazz: He's trying to intimidate Cross in the earlygoing. But I can tell you this Joey, if anyone can intimidate The Hollywood Hitman, it's Steve Sparks.

*Sparks goes for a punch to the head* *If it connected, he would go for more shots to the head*
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:11 pm


Cross grabs Sparks' fist and tries to push it behind his shoulder blade, essentially applying a standing keylock.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:53 pm


*The keylock is applied as Sparks attempts to flip Cross over his head*
PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:54 pm


Cross is flipped and lands on his back.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 12:55 pm


*Sparks then goes for punches to the head on Cross, laying on the ground*
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:30 pm


Cross is repeatedly punched in the head until managing to hit a low blow on Sparks.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:31 pm


*The low blow connects as Sparks rolls off of Cross*

*The bell dings signaling that Cross is disqualified*
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:33 pm


Justin Roberts (Announcer)- Here is your winner-

Steve Sparks


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:38 pm


Cross takes the mic from the ring announcer before he can finish his statement.

"Shut up, Justin Roberts, ya f*****t!" Cross says, dropping the mic, and then Roberts (via CKO), on the mat. The crowd's laughs at the f*****t comment turn to boos as Roberts is laid out.

"Hold a ********' minute." Cross says, pick the mic back up. "I came to this promotion because everything was supposed to be no-rules. Now, ring the damn bell, because the Hollywood Hit Man says this b***h is back ON!" Cross says, to a mixed reaction.
PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:23 pm


((Yep, you can't get out of matches like that in EEW Sparks! blaugh ))

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Steve Sparks

PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 12:41 pm


*Sparks rolls out of the ring and reaches under to grab a ladder*

*Sparks then throws the ladder into the ring*

*Sparks then grabs a table and puts it in the ring*

*Sparks then grabs a chair and puts it into the ring*

Joey: Can this be Tazz?

Tazz: Yes it looks like this match has turned into a TLC match Joey!
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