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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:27 pm


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look im catholic i love god so much every day i try to pray to him we no this because taught it to us but he dint just sit up in heaven and right down things that are fake! god had his deciples just like his son Jesus crist did the new testament was written by his deciples the fallowed the lords word. shur the fuged up but hey we all do the bible is written from thouse who have witnessed the mericles so wat ever those dumb a** scientist say that Jesus married marry Magdalen are be idiots the dont no crap! those who say stuff like that are just unshur of there own religion. heck ever science i was a lil 6 yrs old brat i believed in every thing that my church taught i no people who said the felt like god gave them a 2nd chance even when they screwed up so dont go around say stuff if you hvan't done the reserch like u cant say that there black sheep befor there ever where any white sheep if u havnt done the research cause wat u think to be true my be rong! heck my mom has read the HOLE BIBLE time after time she always watches stuff that has to do wit god or Jesus she reads book looks up stuff on the net talks with those for different beliefs so read the bible talk watch read first learn before falsely accusing
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My eyes! DEAR NOODLES! WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH? JESUS CHRIST *He's a great guy by the way* WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? *Vomit's blood* I can't f33l mi l3ft size? I hve strk *ded* Aside from butchering the English language and misspelling Christ, and pretty much stating that you believe in God only because your momma told you. That was only as horrible as stepping in dog crap.
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no look i cant freaking spell good half the time! i luv god and Jesus so much beacause thats wat i want to believe in i respect other peoples belifes but hey i love mine

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But you can capitalize your I's, I wouldn't have gone off on ya' if you showed some effort in preserving the english language. But if you seriously beleive that's the way to spell "what" then I am sorry for your crappy teachers.
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look miss no it all i short hand type okay wat means what its just easier and my dang comuter does the i caps sometimes k!
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Your eyes are bleeding right now. Seek a doctor.
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:03 pm


RUN-ON SENTANCE OF THE YEAR AWARD! Damn, even I can't type aimlessly like that.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 3:52 pm


I got lost four times trying to read the first wall of words >_<"
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 5:38 pm


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look im catholic i love god so much every day i try to pray to him we no this because taught it to us but he dint just sit up in heaven and right down things that are fake! god had his deciples just like his son Jesus crist did the new testament was written by his deciples the fallowed the lords word. shur the fuged up but hey we all do the bible is written from thouse who have witnessed the mericles so wat ever those dumb a** scientist say that Jesus married marry Magdalen are be idiots the dont no crap! those who say stuff like that are just unshur of there own religion. heck ever science i was a lil 6 yrs old brat i believed in every thing that my church taught i no people who said the felt like god gave them a 2nd chance even when they screwed up so dont go around say stuff if you hvan't done the reserch like u cant say that there black sheep befor there ever where any white sheep if u havnt done the research cause wat u think to be true my be rong! heck my mom has read the HOLE BIBLE time after time she always watches stuff that has to do wit god or Jesus she reads book looks up stuff on the net talks with those for different beliefs so read the bible talk watch read first learn before falsely accusing
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My eyes! DEAR NOODLES! WHAT IS THIS RUBBISH? JESUS CHRIST *He's a great guy by the way* WHAT LANGUAGE IS THIS? *Vomit's blood* I can't f33l mi l3ft size? I hve strk *ded* Aside from butchering the English language and misspelling Christ, and pretty much stating that you believe in God only because your momma told you. That was only as horrible as stepping in dog crap.
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no look i cant freaking spell good half the time! i luv god and Jesus so much beacause thats wat i want to believe in i respect other peoples belifes but hey i love mine

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But you can capitalize your I's, I wouldn't have gone off on ya' if you showed some effort in preserving the english language. But if you seriously beleive that's the way to spell "what" then I am sorry for your crappy teachers.
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look miss no it all i short hand type okay wat means what its just easier and my dang comuter does the i caps sometimes k!
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Your eyes are bleeding right now. Seek a doctor.


That...that is most certainly not shorthand. That is a sorry attempt at utilizing the English language. Not one capitalized name or I, little to no punctuation, simple words misspelled (what, know, wrong, those)...I could go on and on about this.

I'll be somewhere else coming up with a new torture method or two to test on this person.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:17 pm


If you're going to speak about how faithful you are to your religion, at least spell everything right!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:59 pm



My brain just exploded o.o'
That there is .... uh... I don't think I even have a word for that.


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:29 am


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look im catholic i love god so much every day i try to pray to him we no this because taught it to us but he dint just sit up in heaven and right down things that are fake! god had his deciples just like his son Jesus crist did the new testament was written by his deciples the fallowed the lords word. shur the fuged up but hey we all do the bible is written from thouse who have witnessed the mericles so wat ever those dumb a** scientist say that Jesus married marry Magdalen are be idiots the dont no crap! those who say stuff like that are just unshur of there own religion. heck ever science i was a lil 6 yrs old brat i believed in every thing that my church taught i no people who said the felt like god gave them a 2nd chance even when they screwed up so dont go around say stuff if you hvan't done the reserch like u cant say that there black sheep befor there ever where any white sheep if u havnt done the research cause wat u think to be true my be rong! heck my mom has read the HOLE BIBLE time after time she always watches stuff that has to do wit god or Jesus she reads book looks up stuff on the net talks with those for different beliefs so read the bible talk watch read first learn before falsely accusing


For those having a heart attack:

"Look, I'm Catholic. I love God so much every day, I try to pray to him, not this because taught it to us (what?), but didn't just sit up in heaven and right down things are fake (...a little lapse in logic, maybe?)! God had his disciples, just like his Son Jesus Christ did. The New Testament was written by his disciples that followed the Lord's Word. Sure they fudged up, but hey, we all do the Bible is written from those who witnessed the merciless, so whatever those dumbass scientists say that Jesus married Mary Magdalen are idiots that don't know crap. Those who say stuff like that are just unsure of their religion. Heck, ever since I was a little six year old brat, I believed in everything my church taught me. I know people who said that felt like God gave them a second chance, even when they screwed up, so don't do around saying stuff if you haven't done the research. ("like taken out, because I dislike the use of it unless needed) You can't say that there were black sheep before there were any white sheep. If you haven't done the research because what you think to be true might be wrong. (Okay...incomplete thought.) Heck, my mom has read the whole Bible (So have I...good read ^^) time after time, and she always watches stuff that has to do with God or Jesus. She reads books, looks up stuff on the Internet, and talks with those with different religious beliefs, so read the Bible, talk, watch, and read first before falsely accusing.

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Hmm...I also do much research on religion, and I am a Christian. But if I try to argue, I make sure I have a coherent argument. Moreover, I'm a Sunday School teacher, and thus read up more. But...as I always tell my students: Religion is no excuse to be ignorant. confused
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 7:39 am


I'm Christian, but at least I have the decency not to spew out religious nonsense that will just turn people against you! And especially not with grammar like that! gonk

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 5:46 pm


I bet you thought I was done with this one.

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every one wants to live life so many people want to be so close to god but one of the ways to be close to god is when u die u hopefully go to heaven and u are close to god because u live in heaven where he resides but people are scared of death because they don't want to leave loved ones friends family there hole life was on earth but think about this when u die ur life begins all over again cept ur in heaven and u will leave for ever under peace and happiness u'll see ur loved ones again you will live happily under gods grace i hope that answered you question
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... What?

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what dont u get?
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THAT'S THE MOST GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT POST I'VE SEEN OUT OF HER. MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.

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dude ur the only one who seems to care cause i dont heck its not like it being graded by any one
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Yeah, but it makes you look extremely stupid. Honestly it does. It shows you as being lazy.

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chee did it every come to mind that i am lazy look i say if pepole can read it i dont care!
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Enough. Stop just stop.
PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:03 pm


The whole thing's readable, but it just gave me a headache. burning_eyes

Natsuri

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