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 Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 4:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 6:45 pm
Love means never having to say you're Stuart Tusspot.
xd xd
On a more Spaceballs-ish note...
I am not a Dark Helmet! I am a human being. I am a man.
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Shotgun Sees The Sunshine
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 11:29 am
No, Mr. Bond, I expect Russel to die. xd
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my 2D, in this life or the next. neutral
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Noodle. Prepare to die! lol
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Murdoc. eek lol
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:34 pm
Shotgun Sees The Sunshine No, Mr. Bond, I expect Russel to die. xd Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my 2D, in this life or the next. neutral Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Noodle. Prepare to die! lol Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty Murdoc. eek lol That last one makes a bit of sense, and the 1st one is just hilarious!
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 2:42 pm
They call me Mister Gorillaz!
That Del is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this "Paula Cracker." (No good skank)
Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of 2D!
Play it, Sam! Play "As Noodle Goes By!" (Stupid Sam!)
No, it is not dangerous to confuse Russel Hobbs with angels.
They don't throw their garbage away. They make it into Stu-Pot. (Now that's just mean!)
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:16 pm
All work and no 2D makes Jack a dull boy.
That's dee-sturbing.
In other news:
"I'm looking for the Army of the Twelve Pants."
Here's one:
I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a 2D lasts forever.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:50 pm
I defy you! Come and kneel before Murdoc!
I love the smell of Murdoc Niccals in the morning.
Go ahead, make my 2D.
Better to be king for a night than Stuart Pot for a lifetime. (That is SO mean!)
I have a head for business and a Noodle for sin...(erm...awkward.)
You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? You just put your Russel together and blow. (haha!)
Okay, here's the plan. We get the warhead and then hold the world ransom for...one million Gorillaz! (XD)
XD
And for an hour, for an hour-I'm the best Magenta in the world.
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Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 7:55 pm
"Love means never having to say you're Damon."(poor, heartless Damon)
"Listen to them. Children of the Damon. What music they make."( This strangely makes sense eek )
"When there's no more room in hell, the Jamie will walk the earth."(Coincidence,No?)
"Come with Stuart if you want to live."(Depending on 2D to live? lol )
"Nobody puts Noodle in a corner"
A Monkey? Where we're going we don't need a monkey.(just for shits and giggles.)
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Shotgun Sees The Sunshine
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Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 8:55 pm
"E.T. Phone 2-D."
"Don't throw their garbage away, they make it into Stuart."
(Oi! This ones already on here. stare )
"I'm am the author. You are the Noodle. I outrank you!"
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Noodle on fire off the shoulder of Orion."
(Hmmm....Noodle's on fire, that's great.)
"Sawyer, your going out a youngster, but you've gotta come back a Russel!"
"One morning, I shot an elephant in my Russel. How he got in my Russel, I don't know."
(Okay, Russel is full of elephant.)
"First rule of the Murdoc Club is-you do not talk about the Murdoc Club."
"I feel the need-the need for Murdoc!"
(Wow, both of those actually make sense.)
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Posted: Sun Apr 29, 2007 8:24 pm
Here. A couple more.
Everybody! Everybody wants a piece of Jamie Hewlett!
Oh, no, it wasn't the airplanes. It was Jamie Hewlett killed the beast.
This Jamie Hewlett attracts Those We Do Not Speak Of. You must bury it.
I bet you can squeal like a Damon Albarn. (xD)
I am not a Damon Albarn! I am a human being. I am a man.
You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel Damon Albarn?' Well, do ya, punk?
It is too late, my zombie is in your veins.
Hehe...so you can tell I had way too much fun with this!! xDD
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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:14 am
This is just too much fun!
Funny like I'm a Russel Hobbs? I amuse you?
I'm Noodle! I'm Noodle!
If you build it, Murdoc will come. (Probably referring to that El Nippleopolis from "Norbit", but it came from "Field of Dreams")
Made it, Ma! Top of the 2D! (*cue cheesy porn music*)
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the Jamie.
Damon! Why did it have to be Damon?
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Danger Mouse, too! (Cuz nobody did the producer yet)
I'm going to make him an El Manana he can't refuse. (Jimmy? ZOMFG he was ugly. I'm glad he's dead. Idiot. He actually thought Murdoc would kill Noodle)
I defy you! Come and kneel before Del!
Go back to the Paula Cracker. You shall not pass.
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Posted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:08 pm
On Topic One:
"They call me Mister Murdoc!"
Off Topic One:
"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the bitches."
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:10 pm
1. We can't stop here. This is noodle country. (hehe go noods!)
2. I am the author. You are the russel. I outrank you! (huh?)
3. Watch the 2D, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the 2D! (HAHAHA)
4. I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Murdoc. (w/e its still cool!!)
5. Listen to them. Children of the Tweek. What music they make. (i jus wanted to see my name lol)
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 2:44 pm
X~TWEEK~X 1. We can't stop here. This is noodle country. (hehe go noods!) 2. I am the author. You are the russel. I outrank you! (huh?) 3. Watch the 2D, everywhere, keep looking! Keep watching the 2D! (HAHAHA) 4. I'm a goddamn marvel of modern Murdoc. (w/e its still cool!!) 5. Listen to them. Children of the Tweek. What music they make. (i jus wanted to see my name lol) Keep watching 2D? Easier done than said!
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 6:29 am
What do you want to marry Murdoc for, anyhow?
Now that's scarily accurate.
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