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Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:47 pm


HERES A TRIBUTE TO THE GREATEST ZURG OF PIECE!
HAIL~!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:53 pm


History of teh Zurg!
[Knowledge so far been gathered by Me! ;D]

Long Long ago, on Planet Zurg, many lords went to battle destroying each other, conquering, worthless fighting just trying to be king of the Zurg! One day, a zurg came, his name was Moof and he said, "Peace brothers, all this fighting, anger, and lust for power, is low and we must stop, lets all be friends and have only one lord, who we can fairly vote on!"
Moof became leader of the Zurg, making the planet, a safe and happy place, they became powerful in technology, and started exploring other planets, with that they gathered more techological knowledge, becoming more powerful.

Long after, a ship was exploring, when seeing a sudden bright star in the distance, they scanned it and found out it was a big explosion of mass power on the planet, so the zurg, went on to Planet Gaia!
Many months later, gaians were minding there own business, when suddenly the zurg came to Earth Gaia! Many people became scared, many became friendly and many became hostile.
The scared became organisation called the GIB, the friendly became the organisations Zurg Nation (Zurg Hive) and Believers, and the hostile was the Gaian Resistence.
Not long after, the leader of the Zurg Nation, Sorn got angry at the one named Flarn for meddling with the believers, as friends, not slaves or soldiers, saw him as a traitor and with Zooeep, they threatened to kill the young Narf, so Flarn was drawn out, he tried to proswave his brother and sister to not harm Narf and be friends with the gaians, but Sorn was not interested, he destroyed most of Flarn's ship, Sorn scanned the ship, it said no life signs, but, there was life, then a large shadow passed over the burning ship of Flarn...

Zurg Mothership visited many times, the ones named the "1919ers". All those people from many organisations, allies and enemies of the zurg, or just watchers, many asked questions of Flarn, "Has he recovered?" "Is he ok?" But Mother as she is often called, would not speak much of Flarn.
While this was happening, in the Zurg Nation, many were againsted what Sorn did, while others celebrated, many got kicked from the Hive for being disloyal to Sorn. Now Omph challanged Sorn to a duel, with another mere worm trying to get into the action of this duel, when they were ready to fight each other, they go sick of this worm interfering and called it off.
Now not long after, Sorn and Omph were talking, when out of no where, Flarn returned, with a new and more powerful ship, Omph defended Sorn, gave him time to get away, Omph got killed, and Flarn chased Sorn away.
With Sorn gone, being chased around by Flarn, Zurg Nation didnt have anyone to lead them, so Zooeep became the new leader, she also made some changes, one was now that Zurg Nation would become Zurg Hive, and that Empress is what she should be called, not Overlord like Sorn was.
The Believers leader, was worried about flarn, many were pleeing for Sorn to come back, to remember, but all the happiness that Flarn felt was hurting him, he wanted the Darknrgy, all negative feelings, to make him feel alive, to stop himself from dying.
Later on, Flarn became leader of the Hive, not all were pleased, but he didnt get what he wanted from them and he left, Flarn was didferent now, he needed his darknrgy, he wanted to find it, he lusted for it.

Before christmas, a zurg named Zoit was flying around in her ship, when she saw a cow, "Well I can never resist getting a cow." So she abducted a cow, while this was happening, Santa just happened to be taking a stroll near by, he saw a floating cow and went to investigate, he hoped out of his suit and went under the cow. He also started floating and then both the cow and Santa hit powerlines and there souls swapped over, Santa became a cow.
At christmas time, Narf tried to make up for Zoit's mistake, by being santa and gave out presents. But Santa wasnt going to give up just because he was a cow and also gave out presents, he became a compitation.

At new Years, Zurg Hive held a ball in the Mothership, many had fun. Then the peace festival, in Gaia Unlimited HQ, neutral land to all organisations, many days later the Watermeat Festival was celebrated, in honor of Narf.

Now long after christmas, Narf was still giving out presents to everyone, Sorn came and warned him of Flarn, but all narf said to Sorn was, "Mi no lyke u." Flarn appeared, from the shadows, shouting and ranting, while Sorn was trying to calm him down, and Narf was excited to see Flarn, when Flarn aimed for Sorn, and fired his gun, but Narf got in the way and died.
Mother came, took them away, away from gaia, but maybe they will be back...

To be continued, I hope...

Chaos Rainbow


Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 8:57 pm


HAIL~!
PostPosted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 9:39 pm


Meep... hail?

Lilith of CHAOS


Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 2:10 am


ZOMG! TRAITOR TO THE GR! :O MOOF IS THE SAVIOR OF ZURG!
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 8:26 am


Boo! Traitor! GR 4 LIFE!

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Eryphil

PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 7:41 pm


xD heart
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2007 10:41 pm


SOMEONE DRAW TEH MOOF GUY! SO ME DISPLAY WHO WE WORSHIP YO!

Chaos Rainbow


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2007 10:24 am


EH?
PostPosted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:22 pm


Twiganut
EH?


I second that.

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Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:55 am


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAIL!
PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:51 pm


yeah, moof's no God. We should probably call this more of a tribute rather than a religion.

Adremmalech


Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 11:47 pm


Oki doki then >_>
PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:25 am


rofl

Zarl

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Chaos Rainbow

PostPosted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:52 pm


<_< You think this is funny Zarl?
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