DEADLINE: Undecided

Now before you pick up your darts and start throwing them at my face (although you're more than welcome to), let me explain to you how this works because this isn't your ordinary kind of short story. Grammar doesn't matter, and you get to offend MYSELF and Dark Crayola of Doom with the most ridiculous, gross, weird, unexpected story you can think of and what's even better... there's a P R I Z E for the best ones! Imagination knows no limits! So your stories don't have to have limits either. Of course, there is a catch... *runs and hides*



