So, I stepping into the shower (too much information, I'm sure), an idea came to me... And after a week of debating the redeeming value of spending my time on something like this, I present you with a peculiar bit of parody
Polyglots Theme Song (to the tune of the old Pokemon theme)
I wanna be a polyglot
Speaking every tongue
To pronounce them is my real test
To learn them is my cause.
I will travel around the world
Wracking my poor brain
Every language, to understand
And the culture it comes with.
Polyglot! It's insanity
I know its my destiny,
Polyglot! Grammar, gerrund, pronunciation.
It's a world of dialects
Polyglot! a lot to learn
Pimsleur and Barron's will pull us through,
You teach me and I'll teach you,
Polyglot! gotto speak'em all
Every conjugation allong the way
with courage I will chart.
I will dream in other tongues
to get that glottalization right.
Speak with me,
Get the accent right,
there's dozens more to hear.
Nose in book and ear to the tapes!
Creoles and cognates, what more could we want!
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More cards and other junk to come.




