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 Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:05 pm
[shifty eyes] There's a vending machine in this room. You know, those things that you put a coin in and get food from.
Well. Here at Blessed Be, we have an even niftier one. What you get is decided by the members! whee
Example:
Jen: [inserts a coin]
Other: You get a rabid squirrel! [inserts a taco]
Other2: You recieve.... Nothing. [cackle]
[inserts 3 gold]
...And we carry on like that. biggrin
Please try and keep the item recieved nice - absolutely no foulness. Tasteful innuendos are okay, but no full out mucky murky stuff.
Also, post something that is more than a sentence. That kind of posting gets you on my "nifty people" list and gives me a laugh. ^_^
Enough of the small print! Awaaaay we go!
[inserts a coin]
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:12 pm
You get a small pouch filled with potpourri and....CHEESE! The warning label demands that the cheese not be eaten, but a great adventurer might try it! Congratulations!
.:*Slides in two gold and crosses her fingers*:.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:16 pm
[chuckles] That's awesome... Just what I always wanted... [tear]
You get an air conditioning unit, and world peace!
[inserts another coin]
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:22 pm
.:*Squezes the world peace tightly like a best friend*:. Beautiful.... whee
You get a small shitzu puppy dressed like the Tin Man!! She doesn't bite, but she looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel! YAY!
.:*Finds a way to insert the air conditioning unit in place of a coin*:.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:22 pm
xd
You receive... a magic beanstalk, complete with pair of tweezers and shark bait. ^^;
[cuddles puppy and inserts yet another coin]
This machine is going to make me broke...
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 6:23 pm
.:*Sits in the beanstalk, holding the shark bait in front of the coin slot, then catches rabid change with the tweezers*:.
You manage to obtain the most AMAZING, most FANTASTIC, most THRILLING, prize of all! It sparkles, it dazzles, never ceases to amaze! It will make you shiver and shake, shudder and squeal, IT IS-
Your money back! Plus an extra nickle. A CANADIAN nickle.
.:*However, the nickle is quickly snatched, and stuck into the machine*:.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:55 pm
Woooooaaah. Was I dreaming? I swear I inserted some money, but, but... it's back in my hand. And was I hallucinating? 'coz I'm sure I saw a Canadian Nickel..
[sees the canadian nickel being inserted]
Oh, this machine takes them, does it? o_O
Then!
You will receive...! [waves around arms]
An IOU. It's got rather scratchy hand writing on it, with a few ink blotches and reads, "I, Jennifer Metcalfe, hereby grant you an IOU to receive the most spiffiest and niftyest prize to ever be obtained in the whole of human history from this Vending Machine."
[nods and inserts some blue-tack in the shape of a coin]
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 3:57 am
[...You receive... all coins hereafter put into the machine, as your blu-tack got stuck and caught them all for you whee ]
[Puts in a cats whisker]
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:10 am
[coin goes clang clang clang as it falls through the machine]
You receive the cat that owned the cat whisker!! whee It's not a very happy cat though....Run sweatdrop
[inserts english coins]
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:47 pm
the coin make a dull thud
and out pops a can of coconut milk!
puts in another coin
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:48 pm
[clang!] Out plops a book on everything you always wanted to know about coconuts! Enjoy! whee
[plops coin in]
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:28 pm
Akkk!!! Out comes a bunch of green gloop! Ooooh! But look, there's also a bag of pretzels! Yay!
*Attempts to insert a can of pumpkin, but won't fit, so puts in three gold instead....Darn.... cry *
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:29 pm
[ding]
You get...a new car...but i plane falls on it and goes boom!!!
[inserts one set of metal balls i always wear((i have 3 XD))]
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:42 pm
(Wonders what you mean by metal balls...Completely confused...)
Wait, I think I hear something....*Crack, boom, shuffle, bam*
It's your old bike!! You havent seen this thing in forever! Good luck with it...My new car was apparently destroyed...*Cries for the next few hours...*
*Inserts my little nephews sippy cup, i'm so tired of finding it in my room...*Laughs maniacally!!!*
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:11 pm
{neckless}
[tink]
u get...applesauce?!?!?!
[inserts my mothers soul or whatevers left of it]
"probally get crap for that"
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