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 Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:54 am
Girl JesusIII ummm....THis is a tryuestory. my friend Tillie and i were playin hide and seek together I told tillie that she was "IT" she did not want to be it, but itoldher that we wud taketurns I sed count to ten, and wen ur done, c** look fore me. wbut wen she was countin, i went to hidein my parentsroom. I sawmydaddie's dresser, and so i decided tocrawl inside and hide inside one of the drawers. da only problem was dat der were all these clothes and socks in der, so i had to take dem out so i cudfit. but wen i got to da bottom, i found all deses werd rubbersnakes. dey were all diffrent colors , and iwas a little scared dey mite cumalive. but tillie was cumming to git me, so i hid in da deresser anyway. wen she found me, i ast her wut she thout does snakes were, but she didn't know. so we tuk dem out and played with da cat "sofeeia". i twas fun, but later i tink my daddy was angry at me Discuss: whut do u think dois rubber snakes wer? It makes me shudder.
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:26 pm
The innocence... Thinking condoms were rubber snakes... How old is this little girl, I wonder?
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:38 pm
Yeah...I have a couple of ideas, and they're not pretty...
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:52 pm
Yeah, do me a favor and NOT translate this one. I know all I wanted to know about what she posted, and a lot more. burning_eyes
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:22 pm
Despite the horrid grammar, I laughed... A LOT! rofl
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Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 11:03 pm
Obito Sharingan Uchiha Yeah, do me a favor and NOT translate this one. Sorry.
Ummm....This is a true story. My friend Tillie and I were playing hide and seek together, I told tillie that she was "IT", but she did not want to be "IT", but I told her that we would take turns. I said count to ten, and when you're done, come look for me. When she was counting, I went to hide in my parents room.
I saw my daddie's dresser, and so I decided to crawl inside and hide inside one of the drawers. The only problem was that there were all these clothes and socks in there, so I had to take them out so I could fit. When I got to the bottom, I found all these wierd rubber snakes. They were all different colours, and I was a little scared they might come alive.
Tillie was coming to get me, so I hid in the deresser anyway. When she found me, I assked her what she thought those snakes were, but she didn't know. So we chucked them out and played with the cat "Sofeeia". It was fun, but later I think my daddy was angry at me.
Discuss:
What do you think those rubber snakes were?
If you see any errors in this, please let me know.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:20 am
Sorry for the immature reference, but oh, the irony.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:50 am
Oh, my, Gosh, does that girl not know what a condom look like?! That's just terrible! I was, laughing so hard, I fell out of my chair and started rolling on the floor!
The grammar was atrocious though, I hated the way she didn't put in consentants, but better than taking out vowels. I think she tried, but it was still pretty bad....
lol rofl
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:29 am
I wonder whether she is really clueless or she was just pretending not to know.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:48 am
Actually, I was thinking dildos, myself. What weirdo keeps condoms at the bottom of an underwear drawer unrolled and strewn about so that they resemble snakes?
Wish I could say I could unsee that, but sadly, I've seen much worse.. and LAUGHED.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:43 am
Not gonna lie... it was pretty funny. And I think we have a clue as to the girl's cluelessness (ooh! Fun pun!) - her sn is GirlJesus... your average Jesus freak does not educate their children on sex, much less the experimental side of it.
Dea-chan
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 10:10 am
True... that's still sick.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:32 pm
Smoozle Obito Sharingan Uchiha Yeah, do me a favor and NOT translate this one. Sorry.
Ummm....This is a true story. My friend Tillie and I were playing hide and seek together, I told tillie that she was "IT", but she did not want to be "IT", but I told her that we would take turns. I said count to ten, and when you're done, come look for me. When she was counting, I went to hide in my parents room.
I saw my daddie's dresser, and so I decided to crawl inside and hide inside one of the drawers. The only problem was that there were all these clothes and socks in there, so I had to take them out so I could fit. When I got to the bottom, I found all these weird rubber snakes. They were all different colours, and I was a little scared they might come alive.
Tillie was coming to get me, so I hid in the dresser anyway. When she found me, I asked her what she thought those snakes were, but she didn't know. So we chucked them out and played with the cat "Sofeeia". It was fun, but later I think my daddy was angry at me.
Discuss:
What do you think those rubber snakes were?
If you see any errors in this, please let me know. Correct as is...and I agree with Nina...this is pretty sick. Was this really on Gaia? I thought that there might be an age restriction on here, but I guess not.
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 4:37 pm
Yes, it was. Probobly some troll, knowing the GD we have.
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Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2007 1:56 am
Oh my... perhaps the trauma of the incident shook past that last bit of her brain that was still attached?
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