falling sanity
That was the hottest thing ever! Sarah Silverman can knock me up anytime! I wanna have her babies. Oh yes, I said it, I wanna have HER babies!
Any woman who can ******** waxy cheese can probably ******** you.
I hate that cheese, I really do. And they used to give it to us at my Girl Scout meetings, and I'd collect everyone's wax, make it into a ball, and build sculptures with it. Cheese-scented sculptures. And then, I'd take them home. And put them in a pot. And watch them MELT and DIE and I'd make little screamy noises as my cheese-scented kitties annd snailies and doggies MELTED and DIED. And then I'd add some fragrace and pour it into molds and add a wick and I'd have red slightly floral cheese-scented candles, in the shape of roses and hearts.
I hate that cheese.
Also? I hate the cheese in the Ritz Cheese Sandwiches. They used to give them to us at Girl Scout meetings, and I'd sit there and pull the sandwich apart, then I'd peel the cheese off, and stick it to my napkin. and I'd eat the crackers. By the end of a bag of these things, I'd have a golf ball of nuclear orange cheese. Then ONE time, the other girls in my troop added THEIR cheese to MY cheese and we had a kickball-sized cheese wad. It was really...disgusting. Anyway, the leaders never gave us that snack again.