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 Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:36 am
*the words "listen" and "it's time" as "It's Time" came booming out from the PA system as Gregory Helms came out and walked down the ramp. he got into the ring and grabbed a microphone.*
"cut my music! now as my theme states, it's time! it's time Gregory Helms becomes the WIF Crusierweight champion. and it starts at Wrestlemainia where I'm in a match for a shot at the Crusierweight title. and look at who my opponents are, a spot monkey with a famous name and some loser who thinks they're a cop from an 80s television show. plus both of them were on a lowly MTV fed show that didn't even last a half season's worth of episodes. so I think it's pretty damn obvious who's gonna come out on top in this match!"
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:26 am
WHO WANT'S A MUSTACHE RIDE?!
The 70s theme played as Magnum made his way to the ring, mic in hand.
|Simmer down there Chacho. You may be rushing into things here. You are committing the act of SLANDER here. Might I remind you that Slander is a federal offense. In fact, Slander is almost a worse crime than you winning at Wrestlemania..."
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 6:31 pm
"slander? there is no slander here, I'm merely stating a fact of things to come."
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:35 pm
"HA! Everybody in this arena can plainly see that it is I who is the superior wrestler. And as such it is physically impossible for you to win at Wrestlemania. Though you will more than likely recieve the MUSTACHE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE~!!!"
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:21 pm
and what makes you think you're better than me? I've had one of the most successful careers for a crusierweight. I'm a multitime crusierweight champion, a tag team champion, and I've made a record for holding the crusierweight title in WWE. what have you ever done?
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:48 am
Music, reality, sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we as entertainers have a responsibility to these kids
Sike!
If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow
Would you feel sorrow or show love
Or would it matter
Can never be the lead-off batter of things
s**t for me to feed off
I'm see-saw battlin
But theres way too much at stake for me to be fake
There's too much on my plate
And I came way too far in this game to turn and walk away
And not say what I got to say
What the ******** you take me for? a joke? you smokin crack?
Before I do that, I beg Mariah to take me back
I get up 'for i get down, run myself in the ground, 'for I put some wack s**t out
I'm tryin-a smack this one out the park, five-thousand mark
Ya'll steady tryin to drown the shark
Ain't gonna do nothin but piss me off
Lid to the can of whoop a**, just twist me off
See me leap out, pull the piece out, ******** shootin i'm just trying to knock his teeth ******** with me now, b***h, let's see you freestyle
Talk is cheap, mother ******** if you're really feeling froggish, leap
Yo slim, you gonna let him get away with that?
He tried to play you, you can't let him skate with that
Man I hate this crap, this ain't rap,
This is crazy the way we act
When we confuse hip-hop with real life when the music stops
*Teddy starts walking down to the ring, with a mic, high fiving fans and making the Sign Of The Cross on the way.*
Now, Helms, I can see where you're coming from. What has he done? But at least he's never been in a boy band. But, then again, he's stuck in the 70s, before boy bands existed. But, back to the matter at hand. Greg, it's impossible for you to win. Joey, it's impossible for you to win. Because the Past, Present, and Future is in the ring with you. I, Ted Hart will go the extra mile to ensure that I'll win the Cruiserweight title. You're little Shining Wizard has no chance against the Stu Hart Special, even the Hart Attack. You both will fall.
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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 12:19 pm
*looks at Teddy skeptically* and with an attitude like that you probably shouldn't fall asleep or else you might get a Nightmare on Helms Street. (HAH! crappy rhyme!)
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